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Original: 4/2/2003 12:49 PM
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Wednesday, April 02, 2003
 

Oh, the cold front has passed.  Yippeeeeee!!! It was in the 70's yesterday and suppose to be in the 80's today. With the gentle breeze the weather is perfect. It could stay like this year round and I wouldn't complain.  :)  Not much news.  Just trying to give a face lift to a group I am manager of on MSN, plus working on my PSP, so I'll cut this short and leave you a couple of things I hope you enjoy.

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A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem they had never before shared with anyone, not even each other.
The Groom-to-be, overcoming his fear, decided to ask his father for advice. "Father," he said, "I am deeply concerned about the success of my marriage."

His father replied, "Don't you love this girl?"

"Oh yes, very much," he said," but you see, I have very smelly feet, and I'm afraid that my fiance will be put off by them."

"No problem," said dad, "all you have to do is wash your feet as often as possible, and always wear socks, even to bed." Well, to him this seemed a workable solution.

The bride-to-be, overcoming her fear, decided to take her problem up with her mom." Mom," she said, "When I wake up in the morning my breath is truly awful."

"Honey," her mother consoled, "everyone has bad breath in the morning."

"No, you don't understand,. My morning breath is so bad, I'm afraid that my fiance will not want to sleep in the same room with me."

Her mother said simply, "Try this. In the morning, get straight out of bed, and head for the bathroom and brush your teeth. The key is to not to say a word until you've brushed your teeth."

"I shouldn't say good morning or anything?" the daughter asked.

"Not a word," her mother affirmed.

"Well, it's certainly worth a try," she thought.

The loving couple were finally married. Not forgetting the advice each had received, he with his perpetual socks and she with her morning silence, they managed quite well. That is, until about six months later. Shortly before dawn one morning, the husband woke with a start to find that one of his socks had come off. Fearful of the consequences, he frantically searched the bed. This, of course, woke his bride and without thinking, she asked, "What on earth are you doing?"

"Oh, my God," he replied, "you've swallowed my sock!

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One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river.
When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?"

The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water.

The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord again went down and came up with a silver axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord went down again and came up with an iron axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, "Yes."

The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happily.

One day while he was walking with his wife along the riverbank, the woodcutter's wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?"

"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"

The Lord went down into the water and came up with Jennifer Lopez. "Is this your wife?" the Lord asked.

"Yes," cried the woodcutter.

The Lord was furious. "You cheat! That is an untruth!"

The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I said 'no' to Jennifer Lopez, You will
come up with Catherine Zeta-Jones. Then if I also say 'no' to her, You will thirdly come up with my wife, and I will say 'yes,' and then all three will be given to me. But Lord, I am a poor man and I will not be able to take care of all three wives, so *that's* why I said yes this time."

The moral of the story is whenever a man lies it is for an honorable and useful reason.

Yeah, right!!!!

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Stupid Forever

During a friendly argument, my husband asked me why I married him in the first place. "I was just stupid," I teased. When he said he was happy to hear that, I requested an explanation.

"People get divorced all the time because they fall out of love," he said. "But I've never heard of anybody falling out of stupid."

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Have a wonderful day.  Hugs and smiles to all.

 Posted 4/2/2003 12:49 PM - 13 comments

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Visit Nance1's Xanga Site!
Great jokes!  I like that last one.
Posted 4/3/2003 1:39 PM by Nance1 - reply

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well I enjoyed that and you gave me a grin to start my day thanks---Weather is great here 70 this morning altho we may get some rain over the weekend {{ Hugs }} Have a great weekend.

LOVE AND LIGHT

Posted 4/4/2003 7:49 AM by Starwolf Xanga Premium Member - reply

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Cold front????? Try snow in April...yup, we had snow last night and more coming tonight

LOL I love your husbands comment!

Posted 4/4/2003 9:15 AM by Sydney - reply

Visit Geri's Xanga Site!

We had a ice storm, the trees are falling and breaking from all the ice... whens it gonna end

TC talk soon!!

LOL@ the jokes!!

Posted 4/5/2003 8:36 PM by Geri - reply

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cute!!
Posted 4/6/2003 12:42 PM by Celestelw - reply

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where have you been?  come back!

Posted 5/1/2003 11:23 AM by CadillacKitty - reply

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just wanted to say thank you for the new subby thing in your last post, I am happy to know you, and I wanted to say hi and have a good day
Posted 5/4/2003 3:34 PM by crazybear - reply




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Hello hope your doing well HUGS & LOVE


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