QUESTIONS TO PONDER

If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?

If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?

Why do they put Braille on the number pads of drive through teller machines?

If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they stick Teflon to the pan?

What's another word for thesaurus?

If you step on a Cheerio, are you a cereal killer?

If you drive by Exxon, are you passing gas?

Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the inside of the bottle?

Why isn't "phonetic" spelled the way it sounds?

Why do people sing "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" when they're already there?

Why do people say "tuna fish"? They don't say "chicken bird"!

And as a plus, here's the fear of long words:

hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia