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Dear friends,
Please read.
I’ve come to a recent decision about my life.
I am so frustrated with boys.
I am frustrated of waiting for them to grow up, make their own
decisions, make a move, et-cetera ad nausem.
I have a new plan.
No – for those of you who seriously think I am going to be a
lesbian.
Forget courtship, forget dating, forget a relationship.
I’ll wait for the
rest of my life to come around.
But in the meantime,
I want a secret admirer.
In essence this is a want ad. I don’t care if you like me or
not. I want to feel loved. Even if it’s an illusion. Even if it’s just as a
friend. I won’t take it as more than flattery. (Unless you mean it but that’s
your call) This is probably the most ridiculous thing you’ve ever read but bear
with me. Flatter me? If you are listed as my friend on facebook you can see my
address. I like strange and unique flowers, notes, stuffed animals (especially strange
ones like monkeys and penguins) and cryptic messages. Pretend to like me? Surprise
me? Make my day? Don’t sign it! I mean you could… but that takes the fun out of
it. Really, I’m going to do a series of posts about it. It’ll be grand.
I’m just so sick of boys here’s your chance. Show me that
your gender doesn’t suck.
Be my secret admirer?
Please?
*puppydog face*
-Brianna
© 2006 Brianna Olds (no copycatting allowed. I will cry)
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