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"When I am good I am very, very good, but when I am bad, I'm better."
 
they say: "ANYTHiNG iS P0SSiBLE iF Y0U PUT Y0UR MiND T0 iTs well, [ trust me ] -- he`s all i`ve been * thinking about & i`m not any closer to h a v i n g him. <3
  
The only ups and downs in life should be under the covers ;)
  
í MíGhT *$ëEm*pRu?ë
& åT TíMë$ a LiL Ru?e
u MaY *tHíNk* í ¢aNt HåVe fUn,
oR tHat i’M tHë Mø$t íNnøcEnT oNe
*$tOp* bEíNg CøNfUsEd & PuT Më íN tHe MøOd
& 1 DåY uLL $eE WHåT *I* CåN Dø
  
Roses are red violets are blue aids are contagious so watch who you screw.
  
Im a genie in a bottle... You're just a tramp in a lamp.
  
Basketball - The second most exciting indoor sport.
The first shouldnt' be watched.
  
girls have unique powers
they get wet without water,
bleed without an injury and
make boneless things get hard
  
forget the skateboard - ride the skater
forget the football - tackle the quarterback
lose the baseball - homerun the player
Save a horse - ride a cowboy
park the sportscars - ride the racer
save the food - sample the cook
forget the airplane - fly the pilot
lose the pizza - keep the delivery guy
forget the job - work the boss
  
theres always a wild side
to every innocent face <3
  
we are not the girls your
mom warned you about,
because her imagination
could never be this wild
  
If we flip a coin, what’s the odds of you getting head?
  
roses are red // violets are corny // when i think of you // ohhhh baby i get horny // eat me // beat me // bite me // blow me // suck me // fuck me // very slowly // if you kiss me // don’t be sassy // use your tongue // and make it nasty
  
if you can't eat it, drink it, or screw it you don't need it
  
always smile in the morning ;; it makes
people wonder what you did last night
  
being perfect may be okay with Barbie,
but remember -- she ended up with Ken;
a guy with no dick. <3
  
& he whispers : "why are you so
cute?" as my jeans come undone.
  
come on baby lets sin
with a little skin on skin
  
i`m feelin a little off today
wanna turn me on?
  
someone once said - it's the good girls
who keep diaries. the bad girls
never have the time. me,
i just wanna live a life i'm gonna remember.
even if i don't write it down.
  
its not how you get up
its how you get down
  
a smile means you're cute.
a hug means i like you.
a kiss means i love you.
  
& from the look in your eyes,
you have everything on your mind,
except me.
  
There's nothing more dangerous
than a bad boy with charm
  
I like it, I love it, I want some more of it
  
Put this in your profile if you are married to your schoolwork; but frequently cheat on her with beer and good times because fuck it, she's a whore anyways
  
I am an alien from a faraway galaxy. I have transformed myself into this away message. As you are reading this, I am having sex with your eyeballs. I know you like it because you're smiling.
  
if you could read
my mind
you would think i
was a stalker
  
i`m like the phillsbury doughboy
if you touch me in the right spot, i`ll go "woo hoo!"
  
i love your pants, i love your boxers, i love your shirt and undershirt, i love your shoes and sox...on my floor...
  
{ + a m a n loses his sense of direction after four drinks.
{ + a w o m a n loses hers after four kisses.
  
I'm Not Short l
..im fun size...
  
I said I was an Angel...I don't do NaUgHtY things,
but u must of got me too hot and burned off my wings
  
sunday dress hangin' on the bedroom door
empty bottle of wine on the hardwood floor
last night he said she was the one..
..oh but men and mascara always run
  
SORRY HUN. BUT UNLIKE YOU, I'M NOT
A DOORKNOB WHERE EVERYONE GETS
A TURN. I'M MORE OF A CASINO. WHERE
ONLY THE LUCKY ONES WIN THE JACKPOT
  
so what if i'm a biotch?
you're a wh*re
and personally, i'd rather be known
for what i do, not who
i do
  
**iF iT's KaLlEd A french kIsS...tHaN y R tHe ItAlIaNs ThE bEsT aT iT??
  
  
PLAYA: Damn babygirl, are you from Tennessee?
GIRL: No, why?
PLAYA: Cause you're the only ten I see.
PLAYA: Yo babygirl, is your last name listerine?! (B-Boy Stance)
GIRL: No why?
PLAYA: Cause you fresh to DEFFF!!!
PLAYA: Damn babygirl did you swallow a magnet?
GIRL: No, why?
PLAYA: Cause I feel some attraction.
PLAYA : OMG THERES A HUGE WILD ANIMAL DOWNTOWN.
GIRL: Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
PLAYA: You should be safe though … unless you open my zipper.
  
  
Who wants it with the queen? I hold my own crown. Fighting with me is like oral sex. You’re going down.
2 4 6 8 feeling horny, cannot wait 3 5 7 9 want your body next to mine A B C D come and lay on top of me U V W X call me when you feel like sex!
I can’t pop a cherry but I can make a banana cream.
  
   
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You can waste your life drawing lines.
Or you can live your life crossing them.
when you laugh as much as you breathe
that's when you realize how beautiful life is
keep trying until that last chapter,
where life is a fairytale
no matter what I do,
it's done classy.<3
sometimes you have to stop and remember
that you`re [ never ] gonna be young forever.
thinksmart.havefun.staytrue.
& don`t ever grow up.
Who says you cant be beautiful
and smart at the same time?
believe nothing you hear
half of what you see
and everything you feel
You know the music
isn't loud enough, if
you can still hear your thoughts.
i think that`s what`s wrong with the world.
no one says what they feel, they always hold it inside.
they`re sad, but they don`t cry.
they`re happy, but they don`t dance or sing.
they`re angry, but they don`t scream.
cause if they do, they feel ashamed.
& that`s the worst feeling in the world.
so everyone walks with their heads down
& no one sees how beautiful the sky really is.
singing along in a car packed full of your close friends
laughing & smiling having the best time of your life
with the windows down & the moon shining bright
now those are the days i live for.
If you're going through hell, keep going.
There are a few things that us teenage girls
are experts at:: talking, laughing, & crying
Take what you can from your dreams,
make them real as anything
someday someone is going to
walk into your life & make you realize
why it never worked with anyone else
i'm so tired of the same old
"what if's" and "someday"
role you're playing over and over.
how about you take your lonliness,
stop your lame excuses, and
turn this damn situation into the
"right now's."
trust is like virginity... you lose
it once & you never get it back.
If people talk about you behind your back,
it's because you're ahead of them.
It's amazing how you can keep so much bottled up inside
of you and walk around and no one has any idea.
Dont let memories hold you back
from what you really want
The reason people find it so hard to
be happy is that they always see the past
better than it was, the present worse than it is
and the future less resolved than it will be.
we become attached to what's familiar and
sometimes we hold onto things that are safe
and predictable even if they are bad for us.
Let's live it up like it's our last because
there's no room for "I wish I had's."
It's time to live until tomorrow ends,
because we don't need rest;
we'll sleep when we're dead.
Nobody forgets what happens.
The secret is learning to live with it
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my parents always tell me to enjoy life now, because when i grow up, i`ll have to deal with all the “hard things”.. like working and paying bills. but for some reason, that sounds so much easier than broken hearts & shattered dreams . . .
you can't stay mad at someone
who makes you laugh
you've gotta hurt in order to know
fall in order to grow
lose in order to gain
because most of life's lessons
are learned in pain
» tOo ofTen wE doN't ReaLizE
wHat wE haVe uNtiL it'S gOnE .
tOo oFtEn we wAiT t0O loNg tO saY
" i`M soRry; i wAs wrOnG . "
sOmeTiMes it sEeMs we hUrT the oNes
wE hOld dEaReSt to oUr heArtS
&& we alLoW fOoLisH tHingS to
t E a R || oUr liVes || a P a R t «
Always be yourself.
The last time someone
tried to make people fit in,
6,000,000 Jews died.
we're so hot that we make
fire stop, drop, and roll (:
so what if we're crazy, weird,
&& completely psychotic,
that's how we roll.
[ LiFE iS OUR OWN DANCE FLOOR ]
so lean wit it, rock wit it - -
while everyone is watching
you snap yo fingers to every
rap song, and live your life like
somthings always goin down` (:
everything happens for [a reason]
but the [hard part] is trying to
[figure out] what that reason is .
we rock minni skirts and fur boots
sure we dance dirty
but at least we do it with style
You can't buy happiness,
but you can buy ice cream,
and that's close enough <3
lets pretend its saturday && not go to school
My autobiography.
I’m the shit.
The end.
There are lots of fish in the sea..
there`s also sharks, seaweed, & toxic waste.
in a world of pollution, profanity, adolescence, zits,
broccoli, racism, ozone depletion, sexism, stupid guys
and PMS, why the hell do people still tell me to have a nice day?
all girls are suspicious of girls that are "just friends."
because we know the guys we've had that were "just friends"..
we once thought of as more than a friend
i'm not all that
& a bag of chips
bitch
i'm the whole party mix
i can`t wait until i get married. it`s going to be so great to find that
one special person that i get to annoy for the rest of m life.
5 things only girls understand::
001.the need to buy the exact same pair of shoes in d i f f e r e n t colors
002.the difference between beige, cream, off-white, and eggshell
003.cutting your hair to make it g r o w.
004.eyelash curlers
005.the innaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.
my mother always says, "if so&so wanted to jump off a bridge, would you follow?"
i always reply, "hell no. i`d be the one who came up with the idea first."
sometimes, music is the only thing
that gets your mind off everything else
Most teenagers are light eaters
as soon as it gets light they
start eating
Laugh - it burns calories!
Any problem, big or small,
you can come to me and tell it all.
I'll be there to listen & wont let you fall.
You can always count on me,
whether you're smiling or ready to bawl.
there are going to be times in your
life when all you wanna do is lay down
in the middle of the road during rush
hour, just know that no matter how many
times you feel like laying there i will
always be here to block traffic.
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