Guard Quotes
*Girl one day that sabre is gonna jump up off the floor and slap you in the face!*
*I am proud of the goals that we as a team have set and accomplished. It is hard to understand why we receive little respect from the school that we have worked so hard to represent with much pride and dignity*
*The heart and soul of every performer is fueled by the desire to take the emotion out of the crowd and replace it with the fury of the best performance of their lives*
*That which brings you greatest pain will also bring you greatest pleasure*
*Guard members are like family*
*Colorguard takes a lot of strength and time and no one respects that*
*Colorguard...to those who understand, no explanation needed....To those who don't, no explanation possible*
*You can never possibly catch a flag/rifle/ sabre if you are always thinking of ways to drop it*
*Is the guard ready?*
*A guard that counts together stays together*
*Is there life after practice?*
*If you can't handle guard try cheerleading*
*If it wasn't going to be hard, everyone would do it*
*If you're gonna hit 'em, hit 'em hard, and if it's the band director, hit 'em harder*
*I'd rather be in a guard with no life, than in a life with no guard*
*Ya know something? Marching band is like coffee- it's great as long as it's not too hot or too cold*
*Colorguard is a halftime show w/ a band that won't sit
still*
*Colorguard: Sweet little girls...With big metal sticks*
*Toss high, dance hard, color guard!*
*Born to toss....hope to catch*
*If colorguard was easy, it would be called cheerleading*
*Whats the football team doing on the marching field?*
10 Reasons To Date A Guard Member
10. We know how to keep people in line.
9. We continueously work on our technique.
8.We adore tight clothing.
7. We do it on football fields and gym floors.
6. We're used to poles of all sizes.
5. We strive for perfect performance.
4. We work well with our hands.
3. We are very flexible.
2. We always want to be on top.
And the # 1 reason to date a guard member. . . .
1. We love making people scream and yell.
~"how exactly do you expect me to toss while I'm in between the bass drums?"
"you have 6 feet of pole and 48 inches of silk... you better catch SOMETHING!!!"
*Its The Drummers Fualt...They Messed Up The Time!*
* If it's gonna hurt, it better leave a mark*
Once a guardie, always a guardie
Toss High, Catch Hard, Dance Big, and SMILE your hearts out
You are late, on count 8
To simply spin is not enough to be great- to perform what you spin is what makes you great
Guard is the only public place where you can legally flip it, strip it, and whip it in public
There are 2 types of people in this world, those who spin and those who wish they could
True Guardies know that "one more time" really means again
Work like you don't need the money, love like you never been hurt, dance like everybody's watching
Love it, do it, live it, spin it
Their not "poles", their FLAGS! Their not "swords", their SABRES! Their not "guns", their RIFLES! We don't "twirl", we SPIN! We don't "throw", we TOSS!! GET IT RIGHT OR GET OUT OF MY FACE!!! ==
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