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Name: Nugga Named Country: United States State: Kentucky Birthday: 7/16/1984 Gender: Male
Interests: I like to spend time with friends and family, play football, shop, mess around on computers, or doing anything to help someone else out. Expertise: Let me see.... Makin' Love, and being a Suga' Daddy!! Occupation: Student Industry: Textiles
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| Whats up all, its been too long since i've written in this thing. Me and Steph are great and I've found me a keeper. Love her to death. Still in college, playing poker alot lately, check me out on Full Tilt Poker if your curious, went to LRS fest, it was the shit, ummmmmm thats about it...
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Thanks for the comments, never noticed them before lol, didn't know if anybody actually read my stuff
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| sup everyone! nothing much here, just got in from football practice. we went full gear today, because we have a playoff game this friday against st. x. so hopefully we will come on top on this one. lets see... what did i do saturday... saturday, me cindy and katie went pumpkin stealing. it was alot of fun. it went down like this... ok, me cindy and katie were in katies mom's van... yes... pumpkin stealing in a van... well anyways, this was cindys and katies first time stealing them, so i had to tell them what to do. we went around old doe valley and it was pumpkin heaven. i told katie to turn her lights off and park over there and swing by to get us, well, me and cindy jumped out and snuck and grabbed the first one, no prob, we hoped in, then we proceded to go to the next pumpkins house... well on our way there, this guy had a fucking black hurst in his front yard, and there was like 20+ people dressed up in costumes screaming and shit, while taking pictures on it, it was weird, i was like omg... so like usual, me and cindy jumped out, and grabbed a pumpkin, i seen a car, so i yelled get down, and i hit the ground, and cindy just stood there like a dumbass, so i pulled her down, she goes, ' i thought you broke your ankle?!?" i laughed. then katie comes flying back, yelling, ' ABORT MISSON!!! PEOPLE IN COSTUMES WALKING THIS WAY!! lol!.." so we jumped in and i was in the back trying to put 12+ pumpkins in a bag so they wouldn't dirty up her mom's van so we didn't have to clean it. well, katie suddenly got the urge to slam on her brakes, and my knee went through a pumpkin, i yelled STOP THE CAR! STOP THE CAR! cindy's like, it stinks.. it smells like pumpkins omg what did you do?! i was like STOP THE CAR DAMNIT! so i had to ditch one. they laughed at me we decided to go to quail run... ok, we now know, that that neighborhood is not the place to steal pumpkins... they dont like pumpkin stealing... we all scoped out the playing field, and we spotted a nice one on a door step. me and cindy jumped out like usual and snuck to the house. cindy crawled up on the steps and snagged it, i took off running, and what do you know? my damn shoe fell off. i was wearing slipon's and my fucking shoe flinged off. i ran back and got it and started runing towards the tree. i put it on and me and cindy ran to the other side of the road. as soon as i got there someone came out of the house next door, i grabbed cindy and we fell back into the woods, there was like little shrubs and shit in front of us so it was hiding us. the bad thing was, we landed on like a mound of leaves, so every movement we made cracked like a motha fucka. we sat there and i kept watch on them, the guy comes out with a flash light, and starts shinging it back and forth for like 10 damn minutes, he goes in his wife comes out and starts putting there pumpkins in bags and sitting them beside the door lol... im like great.. he comes out again with the light and shines it. she gets there dog and the damn dog looked like a robot going back and forth and shit. not to mention a damn cat followed us in, and we had to pet him to keep him still so he wouldn't make noise, the little shit kept nawling on my hands. ok finally they went inside. im like ok cindy we will wait for about 5 mins just ot make sure, about 4 mins pass and the guy comes out, opens his car and locks it. lol.. im like ?!??!?!?!? we wait agian, btw its freezing cold, i can see my breathe, and my hands are numb. but cindy's isn't because she has a damn warm cat shes petting thats keeping her hands warm lol... i get up and i had to pause cuause i seen someone move out from the window. so my back is killing me from doing 30 million crunches basicly, and im like ok cindy nows are chance, so we slide both facing the house, i said lets crawl over there. i pushed the pumpkin down the road and it rolled forever. then cindy says... how about if i just lay on top of you and you crawl, im thinking what the hell?! lol.. we wont make that much noise. alright, so she got on my back and i crawled about 30 yards with her on my back.we got up and ran down the road. katie passed us nearly 20+ times, and we kept saying, shes freaking out, i gaurentee it everytime she passed lol... we got to coach wilson's house, and i snagged his pumpkins. we went to kristy's house, and we couldn't find katie, so were like ok maybe she will pass... 10 mins later, no luck. suddenly cindy gets the urge to piss, im like alright i'll just wait here. pat flys down the road, and some how he didn't see me. he honks his horn like 12 times and im laughing cuz i dont know what in the hell hes doing. then i see him carry alisa inside, and im like, " whip noises" we were thinking maybe pat can take us to the end of the road. so... we waited, and we thought.. maybe hes spending the night... lol.... so... we started our voyage to find katie, suddenly katie came w00t! katies like get in the car... you guys are in huge trouble. were like !??!??!, shes like yeah get in. so we got in, shes like, " DONT YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO ME??!?! IVE BEEN CRYING FOR AN HOUR NON STOP!!" LOL!! shes like i stopped by your brothers house cindy, shes like you did what?! her bro is the sideline guy and well... he knows me too... so thats bad. but when we got there, he was laughing and he was cool about it, so hopefully he wont tell on us. he said he wouldn't. lol... that was a blast and i can't wait till i do it again.
then on sunday i went to film, then i went to ashley's. i chilled there for a while, and we watched some movies. shes got to be the only person that likes that many massages. her dreams she has is freaky lol.... she just lets me in on a little bit, but im like waht did i do?! lol. but anyways, im going to get off here. im out.
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"Cupid"
Everybody put your hands together Whooo, mmmm, yeah Girl I love you so 112, listen
Girl if I told you I love you That doesn't mean that I don't care, oooh And when I tell you I need you Don't you think that I'll never be there, ooooh
[1] - Baby I'm so tired of the way you turn my words into Deception and lies Don't misunderstand me when I try to speak my mind I'm only saying what's in my heart
[2] - Cupid doesn't lie But you won't know unless you give it a try Oh baby, true love won't lie but we won't know unless we give it a try give it a try
Girl when I ask you to trust me That doesn't mean that I'm gonna cheat on you Cuz I'm gonna never do anything to hurt you Or mislead you, I love you
[Repeat 1] [Repeat 2]
Ain't no doubt about it Lord no, I really mean it I rather die before, before I lie to you Never wanna leave ya Ain't no life without you Never gonna leave, never gonna go, no No, no, no, no, no, no, no, ohhhh
[Repeat 2]
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| PRP RIP NUGGA! UH! we pulled it off, 34-14 BIA BIA!! omg this game was soooo fucking tight its not even funny. THANKS TO EVERYONE THAT SUPPORTED US AND WENT! EVERYONE was there! it was tight, senior/homecoming night, and we won. that was the major game i hope we would win. im still jacked from this game. I seen MOM at the game! im happy that she came! ! thank you MOM! i seen emily at the dance... lol at that one... lol... the dance was sweet! i had a blast goofing off, and slow dancing with ashley! i was trying my best to embarrass her, but... it turns out i didn't! i was swinging her and doing some other stuff but no... i can't embarrass her lol... i got them to play Brian Adams - Everything I Do which is like my favorite slow song, and me and ash danced to it, which was cool. after the dance, me and ditto drove around, oh yes, we all got everything clear now. i talked to lyle a little bit, and worked things out. hes right, girls shouldn't come between friends. and in my opinion, it would be refraised as... a "hoe" shouldn't mess something up between you and a friend, but hey, its my opinion. I could care less what people say about me, because im happy with my life the way it is now. So go ahead and say shit, i dont even care. Tomorrow i have to wake up at like 9, and meet steven and ditto, and coach french at ashland at 9:30 to go to georgetown college to talk with the coaches, and watch the game. should be alot of fun! so im gonna go, NITE!
Nugga Named Humpty
P.R.P.? um no... R.I.P. gotta love celebrating with 25 brothers! GO SENIORS!
"Butterfly? Wasp? Bitch With A Stinger?" <--- LOL! | | |
| hola everyone, just chillin, i just got back from football practice, nothing exciting happened today at school. the coolest thing was me talking with ashley. im going to her house tomorrow after football practice so its straight butta. lets see... this is what happened today at school. First block, chilled as always, went over a test. Second block, cooked ham casarole, Made fun of some clowns in third, i hate solos there major gay. massaged with my favorite massaging partner ashley in 3rd, frogged tiffs are multiple times cuz she likes it like that ! lol... im not even hitting you hard tiff, if your reading, a nut shot no no, thats mean, just punch me in the arm. 4th, i went to the library cuz we have a presentation due next week. were doing a presentation on the 7 Deadly Sins. ive always wanted to read about it, cuz i like the movie seven. so :-\ after school, i went to practice, jv had a game, so it was us seniors there. and that leaves me here. i told you my day was boring, and the only exciting thing was talking with ashley, and im sure you dont feel the same way so whocares. does it mean you have big fingers if a girl has to rap rubberbands on your class ring to wear it???
Nugga Named Humpty
Artist: Xzibit Album: Restless Song: Get Your Walk On Typed by: dj.flash@pobox.com
[Xzibit] (Yeah) I can drink a whole Henessey fifth Some call that a problem but I call it a gift Xzibit make the whole continent shift (hell yeah) Invadin your territory in a blaze of glory A soldier story, livin off nothin but instinct Bitch niggaz continue to floss and lip-sync And I'ma just continue to flow, while rockin the boat Probably smoke three-hundred thousand dollars in dope Don't make my desert eagle barrel touch the back of your throat Always approach niggaz that's known for killin your folks Be surprised who could turn around and bust on y'all Catch your mother or your sister comin out of the mall Bang holes through they coats and they Macy bags No retaliation you basically runnin with fags In these streets, you only good as your last transaction Funny style, and these niggaz ain't laughin Y'all got it all fucked up in zero-zero Think life is a video for "Last Action Heroes" Face the price you pay for the games you play When it's all said and done at the end of the day, you gotta
[Chorus - repeat 2X] Get your walk on, get your head right I know you feelin the shit, shit is dead right Get your bounce on, back dat ass up Bitch pass me the bottle, fill your glass up
[Xzibit] Judge and jury, don't get your case dismissed When I get pissed and smash through the makeshift Uplift, dump this, make your shit knock Hypnotical hardrock that don't flop It's the best thing crackin my nigga Lot of rappers talk of flashin the trigger but don't ever deliver From the home of the toe tag, lowriders and body bags earthquakes police with automatics and nerve gas Learn fast or get left behind quick (yeah) You testify, you get wrapped in plastic (hell yeah) Xzibit turn your SUV into a casket Mailed your body parts in a tub full of sulfuric acid Drastic measures we take just to get by for all the shit you gotta go through to get high Stand by, do or die for the West coast Wanna fuck with Xzibit but can't come close motherfuckers
[Chorus]
[Xzibit] Tell y'all people to call my people Recognize all men are not created equal I'm lethal, all y'all faggots remain see-through Only the kid from "The Sixth Sense" can peep you (DEAD PEOPLE!) When I get through the world'll be a better place A little Jesus Christ mixed with some Leatherface Go find some punch to spike, find some dope to lace Pull a pistol from my waist, nigga reach for space Smack the taste out of your mouth if you talk shit or hit so hard to the chin it make your back flip My transcript number one up in this conference It's nonsense, all y'all niggaz want is conflict Only associate with pros and the convicts Xzibit roll up in the spot with a bomb bitch and then bounce with a couple, motherfuck a tussle You never have enough muscle to stop a nigga hustle
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| hola everyone, just chillin, i just got back from football practice, nothing exciting happened today at school. the coolest thing was me talking with ashley. im going to her house tomorrow after football practice so its straight butta. lets see... this is what happened today at school. First block, chilled as always, went over a test. Second block, cooked ham casarole, Made fun of some clowns in third, i hate solos there major gay. massaged with my favorite massaging partner ashley in 3rd, frogged tiffs are multiple times cuz she likes it like that ! lol... im not even hitting you hard tiff, if your reading, a nut shot no no, thats mean, just punch me in the arm. 4th, i went to the library cuz we have a presentation due next week. were doing a presentation on the 7 Deadly Sins. ive always wanted to read about it, cuz i like the movie seven. so :-\ after school, i went to practice, jv had a game, so it was us seniors there. and that leaves me here. i told you my day was boring, and the only exciting thing was talking with ashley, and im sure you dont feel the same way so whocares. does it mean you have big fingers if a girl has to rap rubberbands on your class ring to wear it???
Nugga Named Humpty
Artist: Xzibit Album: Restless Song: Get Your Walk On Typed by: dj.flash@pobox.com
[Xzibit] (Yeah) I can drink a whole Henessey fifth Some call that a problem but I call it a gift Xzibit make the whole continent shift (hell yeah) Invadin your territory in a blaze of glory A soldier story, livin off nothin but instinct Bitch niggaz continue to floss and lip-sync And I'ma just continue to flow, while rockin the boat Probably smoke three-hundred thousand dollars in dope Don't make my desert eagle barrel touch the back of your throat Always approach niggaz that's known for killin your folks Be surprised who could turn around and bust on y'all Catch your mother or your sister comin out of the mall Bang holes through they coats and they Macy bags No retaliation you basically runnin with fags In these streets, you only good as your last transaction Funny style, and these niggaz ain't laughin Y'all got it all fucked up in zero-zero Think life is a video for "Last Action Heroes" Face the price you pay for the games you play When it's all said and done at the end of the day, you gotta
[Chorus - repeat 2X] Get your walk on, get your head right I know you feelin the shit, shit is dead right Get your bounce on, back dat ass up Bitch pass me the bottle, fill your glass up
[Xzibit] Judge and jury, don't get your case dismissed When I get pissed and smash through the makeshift Uplift, dump this, make your shit knock Hypnotical hardrock that don't flop It's the best thing crackin my nigga Lot of rappers talk of flashin the trigger but don't ever deliver From the home of the toe tag, lowriders and body bags earthquakes police with automatics and nerve gas Learn fast or get left behind quick (yeah) You testify, you get wrapped in plastic (hell yeah) Xzibit turn your SUV into a casket Mailed your body parts in a tub full of sulfuric acid Drastic measures we take just to get by for all the shit you gotta go through to get high Stand by, do or die for the West coast Wanna fuck with Xzibit but can't come close motherfuckers
[Chorus]
[Xzibit] Tell y'all people to call my people Recognize all men are not created equal I'm lethal, all y'all faggots remain see-through Only the kid from "The Sixth Sense" can peep you (DEAD PEOPLE!) When I get through the world'll be a better place A little Jesus Christ mixed with some Leatherface Go find some punch to spike, find some dope to lace Pull a pistol from my waist, nigga reach for space Smack the taste out of your mouth if you talk shit or hit so hard to the chin it make your back flip My transcript number one up in this conference It's nonsense, all y'all niggaz want is conflict Only associate with pros and the convicts Xzibit roll up in the spot with a bomb bitch and then bounce with a couple, motherfuck a tussle You never have enough muscle to stop a nigga hustle
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