| Lina and I
are talking on the phone, having sex with A and GEL, and Ben
Affleck. Me and Lina think that what happened to Saddam is sad but
that's only because we don't really know what he did. We only know that
he's going to get tortured. What is the war about? We thought it was
about Osama bin Laden. Does anyone really know anything about
anything?? Who's Saddam Hussein and what does he do? What are we doing
right now in the war? I don't know. So anyways, me and Lina decided
that when we grow up and become powerful witches that they we're gonna
build two floating islands, one for Lina and one for me. Lina's island
is gonna be just like you see in Super Mario 64, Level 1, with the
cannon and the red block that lets you fly. And my island is gonna have
happy people and they're all gonna be naked and they're all gonna be my
servants and they're all gonna live like Adam and Eve, and you could
worship anything you want, and we're gonna have lots of food and Hot
Cheetos, and there's not gonna be no violence or wars, just love. And
there's also gonna be real freedom, not like this wannabe "freedom" in
America. Let's kill each other. The only thing you need to get into my
world is to be a guy and not be violent, only in bed. And the only
thing to get into Lina's world is to be a girl. And we're gonna trade
guys and girls sometimes, and it's gonna be the equal number of girls
as guys in my world, and we'll use them as currency. So who wants to
join our worlds? If you want to be our money, email at celtictiki@yahoo.com (Omar) or dairy_sucks@yahoo.com
(Lina). The people automatically going into our worlds are: Sandy TA!
Mayra! Clap clap. Mayra from the flutes. Monse Arcinega, Isabel Donado,
Tammy Vong, Daniel Ferrer, Irene Mendoza, Eric Araiza, Grecia Polino,
Peter Tran, Magdelena Theodosia Pringgoadimuljo, Lizzy Zarate, Vincent
To, Gustavo Medrano, Jenny San, Perla Santiago, Sandra Medrano, Diana
(pussy), Jack and Kenneth, Danny Arichega, Adrianna Meza, Gabriel
Santiago, Lucious, Julie Truong, Rigo, Angel Polino, Daniel (Waldo,
Handy), Mr. Tolles (Papi Tolles), Yvonne Phan, Van Lam, Ezekiel from
acapella, Jessica Simpson, Lizzie McGuire is all bot!, Alyssa Milano,
Holly Marie Comes, Rose McGowan, Julian McMahan, Brian Kraus, Shannon
Doherty, Josh Hartnett, Jude Law (Josh and Jude Law are SOO hot!), Paul
Walker. |