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Name: Renardi
Country: United States
State: Maryland
Birthday: 12/2/1984
Gender: Male
Interests: Soccer, Tennis, Basketball, Snowboarding, Skiing, Badminton, Table Tennis, Kayaking, Playing Games (console/pc), etc.
Expertise: Kungfu, Tennis, Basketball, Games
Occupation: Advertising
Industry: Entertainment
Message: message me
AIM:  HyI3I21d
Member Since:
11/13/2002
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| God grant me the serenity
to accept the things I cannot change;
courage to change the things I can;
and wisdom to know the difference.
Living one day at a time;
Enjoying one moment at a time;
Accepting hardships as the pathway to peace;
Taking, as He did, this sinful world
as it is, not as I would have it;
Trusting that He will make all things right
if I surrender to His Will;
That I may be reasonably happy in this life
and supremely happy with Him
Forever in the next.
Amen.
--Reinhold Niebuhr
In loving memory of
Fr Bertram Griffin -- 1932-2000
Requiescat in Pace
Trust in the LORD with all your heart
and lean not on your own understanding;
in all your ways acknowledge him,
and he will direct your paths.
Proverbs 3, 5-6 | | |
| this is just got to be in the whole section by itself
props to oba
Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can.I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs psas it on !!....:) | | |
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oh and here is for you wedding Crashers
The Rules of Wedding Crashing
Rule # 1 – Never leave a fellow Crasher behind. Crashers take care of their own
Rule #2 – Never use your real name.
Rule #3 – Never confess.
Rule #4 – No one goes home alone.
Rule #5 – Never let a girl get between you and a fellow Crasher.
Rule # 6 – Do not sit in the corner and sulk. It draws attention in a negative way. Draw attention to yourself, but on your own terms.
Rule #7 – Blend in by standing out.
Rule # 8 – Be the life of the party.
Rule #9 – Whatever it takes to get in, get in.
Rule #10 – Invitations are for pussies.
Rule #11 – Sensitive is good.
Rule #12 – Of course you dream of one day having children.
Rule #13 – Bridesmaids are desperate – console them.
Rule #14 – You’re a distant relative of a dead cousin.
Rule #15 – Fight the urge to tell the truth.
Rule #16 – Always have an up-to-date family tree.
Rule #17 – Every female wedding guest deserves a wedding night.
Rule #18 – You love animals and children.
Rule # 19 – Toast in the native language if you know the native language and have practiced the toast. Do not wing it.
Rule #20 – Always have an early “appointment” the next morning.
Rule #21 – Make sure she’s 18.
Rule #22 – You have a wedding and a reception to seal the deal. Period. No overtime.
Rule #23 – There’s nothing wrong with having seconds. Provided there’s enough women to go around.
Rule #24 – If you get outted, leave calmly. Do not run.
Rule #25 – You understand she heard that but that’s not what you meant.
Rule # 26 – Of course you love her.
Rule #27 – Don’t over drink. The machinery must work in order to close.
Rule #28 – Make sure there’s an open bar.
Rule #29 – Always be a team player. Everyone needs a little help now and again.
Rule #30 – You’re from out of town. ALWAYS.
Rule #31 – Girls in hats tend to be proper and rarely give it up.
Rule #32 – Don’t commit to a relative unless you’re absolutely sure that they have a pulse.
Rule #33 – Never go back to your place.
Rule #34 -. Be gone by sunrise.
Rule #35 – Breakfast is for closers.
Rule #39 - Your favorite movie is “The English Patient”.
Rule #40 - No “chicken dancing” – no exceptions.
Rule #41 - Never hit on the bride! It’s a one-way ticket to the pavement.
Rule #42 – The way to a woman’s bed is through the dance floor.
Rule #43 - Dance with old folks and the kids. The girls will think you’re “sweet.”
Rule #44 - If there is a cash bar, bring your fake war medals. You’ll never have to buy a drink.
Rule #45 – You forgot your invitation in your rush to get to the church.
Rule #46 - At the service, sit in the fifth row. It’s close enough to wedding party to seem like you’re an invited guest. Never sit in the back. The back row just smells like crashing.
Rule #47 - If two rival crashers pick the same girl, the crasher with the least seniority will respectfully yield.
Rule #48 - Always remember your fake name!
Rule #49 - The Rules of Wedding Crashing are sacred. Don’t sully them by “improvising.”
Rule #50 – When your crash partner fails, you fail. No man is an island. | | |
| You know you're living in 2005 when..
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1) you accidentally enter your password on a microwave
2) you haven't played solitaire with real cards in years
3) thE reaL reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they don't have a screen name
4) you'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing to button on the tv.
6) your boss dont even have the ability to do your job.
7) you read this list, & keep nodding and smiling
8) as you read this list, you think about sending it to all your
friends
9) and.. you were to busy to notice number 5.
10) you actually scrolled back up to check that there was no 5
11) & now you're laughing at your stupidity | | |
| well.....here is something interesting for the ladies ^^ now you guys can actually pee standing up ^^
http://www.goyourway.net/index.html
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On other news, volvo developed a system where it checks your alcohol level
When it is low enough, you can start the car and when it is high......well u know the rest. Parents can actually set their child's driving speed too hahahaha
http://www.strangenewproducts.com/2005/08/volvos-multi-lock-system-prevents.html | | |
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