Whats a perfect way to get laid ?

Create a xanga
Whore out the eprops
Show Xanga to potential fuckmate
Impress her with Eprops
Get Laid

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YEAH fucking right
If that was the truth i be pimpdannyfuckingman right now. But anyways, I cant stop thinking about sex, girls, and more sex.
Even in my work I go to the bathroom I think about sex, jack a toilet paper roll because i Aint got none at home..
Then after that, I tend to spam out on these xangans especially the cute ones godamnn...
theyre like teenytinyboppers that are quite illegal for me to even talk to, but thanks to Xanga, it made me feel Im actually making "friends."
I just wanna fuck

thats all

Well..im out propping these whores, getting some eprops like i always did for the past three freaking years ive been xangaing. what a waste of time, this is what happens when  you have no pot or alcohol on saturday morning

pic from left to right : Me, A.C. Killer, and Xtina (one of the criminalnation bitches no hell no shes not my girlfriend and no hell no i dont think shes hot, i think you're hotter, way hotter!!!)

hey it's december 4 2005, please visit www.criminalnation.org

Im sorry i havent updated but i have no absolutely no excuses but to update this more on a daily basis.
anyways, www.criminalnation.org  that's what I've been up to, double cd set 34 tracks, A.C. Killer is my emcee he's sick, very sick, and I produce for him.

Please keep in touch with me, I got my work and everything else takes away about 14 hours every day so aim me on pulpstory or kingiieinz, im rarely on though.

Byeee see ya tomorrow

or see you in my pants

bitch fuck that ill see you in my chest and pants

I wouldn't recommend this to anyone except for you and you only.

____

So while you're out there,
thinking about hammocks and walnuts,..

just know that my hands are here
to keep your buttcheeks warm.

and my friend Wally (points to zipper)
is honestly, more than a friend to me...

 my Wally