Whats a perfect way to get laid ?

Create a xanga
Whore out the eprops
Show Xanga to potential fuckmate
Impress her with Eprops
Get Laid

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YEAH fucking right
If that was the truth i be pimpdannyfuckingman right now. But anyways, I cant stop thinking about sex, girls, and more sex.
Even in my work I go to the bathroom I think about sex, jack a toilet paper roll because i Aint got none at home..
Then after that, I tend to spam out on these xangans especially the cute ones godamnn...
theyre like teenytinyboppers that are quite illegal for me to even talk to, but thanks to Xanga, it made me feel Im actually making "friends."
I just wanna fuck

thats all

Well..im out propping these whores, getting some eprops like i always did for the past three freaking years ive been xangaing. what a waste of time, this is what happens when  you have no pot or alcohol on saturday morning