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Friday, September 29, 2006

Fri, 29 Sep 2006 22:20:51 GMT

Alright folks, Just to show you that the INIA is still up and running I decided to do a post about why we have not been posting on the lack of our posting (extra points if you only had to read that once). Well we have been very busy, and since washington did not give us the requested 100 million we have had to work extra hard. You see it takes a great deal of money to run a program like this, and with out that 100 mil, we have had to take drastic actions to cut our spending. We haven't trained with our mini guns for over 2 days now since those things eat up about two hundred thousand bucks per 2 minutes of sustained fire. We haven't been able to fire off our missiles for months cus we lack the $300,000 per shot. And we haven't even been able to train with our M-2 bradley fighting vehicle since gas prises are still quite high. So Donations are being acepted, and rest assured that we will spend all donations in the best interest of this great country (ie, more guns).

Sunday, April 30, 2006

Sun, 30 Apr 2006 23:38:10 GMT

Well the INIA is gearing up for the wave of illegal's pouring across ed our borders, we propose the installation of a fence that would span from one end of the border to the other. Being manned by HMG (heavy machine guns) GPMG (basically the m-60 machine gun), huge numbers of pill boxes with machine guns. Also the fence would be patrolled by bands of SP ops and regular military forces, as well as using the area to train military units desert warfare.

Saturday, January 14, 2006

Sat, 14 Jan 2006 15:41:31 GMT

Ok for an update about the best intell group in the small town of pittsboro. So far it has been an uneventful year for the INIA and we have seen no new cases as of yet. If any one a case that they would like the INIA to work on we ask you to please email the address of douglas22lr@hotmail.com to give us the details, and remember that false information that is given will get you about 6 years in our maximun security (note slight turture is used once every 2 days per person at this prison).

Note: this new song is the veiw that the INIA holds on saddam.

Also the website has been redone.

Thursday, September 08, 2005

Thu, 08 Sep 2005 21:33:03 GMT

Just saying that yes the INIA is still open for business however becuse of this busy time of year we will be limeted in the scope of investigations. However we have decided that it is no longer to dangerous to carry M-60s with us so the extra fees will be dropped as of 2400 hours tonight.

Saturday, July 16, 2005

Sat, 16 Jul 2005 14:30:07 GMT

The INIA website has been redone.

Monday, July 11, 2005

Mon, 11 Jul 2005 01:40:53 GMT

Since the terror alert was raised on the mass transit sestem there will be an extra $150 fee. Becuse we will have to leave our m-60s and auto gernade launchers at home and only take our m-16s and hand gernades (they dont like to see big guns on a public bus) and that endangers our safety more Becuse it cuts our firepower in half.

Saturday, July 09, 2005

Sat, 09 Jul 2005 13:04:21 GMT

The INIA is located out of central Indiana. And has just solved a case that involved a search of a house to find a suspect that had been invading the captors for a few days ever since it had escaped the local jail (or yard however you look at it).

Tuesday, July 05, 2005

Tue, 05 Jul 2005 23:45:57 GMT

The INIA is open for business and is taking all cases as of now.

Wednesday, June 01, 2005

Wed, 01 Jun 2005 00:24:39 GMT

Email the INIA at douglas22lr@hotmail.com

Tuesday, May 31, 2005

Tue, 31 May 2005 12:53:50 GMT

The INIA is a small private detective agency any and all cases are welcome. Douglas is currant president, and Chris is currant vice president. We currently have one acting agent, Tim (007). We look forward to solving your smallest or largest cases.