INeedMoreCowbell's Xanga

Disappointment

Mon, 07 May 2007 21:40:42 GMT

As some of you might have heard, Kelly Bryan offered me the job of a lifetime for this summer: housesitting at her very own humble abode on Rambo Road while she is vacationing at a nudist colony in Tahiti (that part may or may not be made up, by me). But when I E-mailed her and kindly asked her when the fuck she was giving me her housekeys, here is what she sent me:

"

Jason,

You know of course that I adore you.  But, the house sitting thing is
just not going to fly.  I could probably wrap my head around you in the
home.  But, with you comes all the others.  And, while I trust each of
those I know on an individual basis.  The group dynamic is one that I
don't even want to think about.  And, no matter how responsible a guy
you are (what with your Princeton policing duties and all), you will not
be able to control the friends that will drop by.  "


If you would like to tell Ms. Bryan, what you think of this, her E-mail is kelly.bryan@cobbk12.org. I am outraged, and you should be, too.

Thursday, April 12, 2007

Thu, 12 Apr 2007 13:33:35 GMT

If Mike James is on any team but the Hawks next year I might just poop my pants and jump around on Drew's trampoline

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Wed, 11 Apr 2007 07:37:28 GMT

Don't be alarmed by my new blog, jasonogilbert.blogspot.com. That's all business, baby. Xanga is still my pleasure-dome. Now let's drop some peyote and party.

P.S. what's the password for SkeetNews?

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Tue, 27 Mar 2007 03:43:52 GMT

i'm having a definite case of the mondays

sheesh

Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Wed, 07 Feb 2007 21:32:47 GMT

I'm in a grand mood right now, and do you know why?

Because your Atlanta Hawks are playing the Dirty Jerzey Nets tonight, and THAT means I get to watch the game on local Nets television. Marv Albert, take me to Pleasuretown!

EDIT: The Hawks lost. Allow me to drink myself into a stupor. A drunken stupor.

Saturday, January 27, 2007

Sat, 27 Jan 2007 07:00:02 GMT

I'm coming home tomorrow (today, Saturday). Will be in Athens for the week. Nightly orgy in Drew's bed. He doesn't mind, he told me. See you there.

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Tue, 23 Jan 2007 20:53:45 GMT

EDIT: And in other news, God hates fags.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MRWqlf_8M8&eurl=

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Two finals down, one to go. I'd like to take this time to remind everyone that I will be in Athens on Saturday night and that I expect to see everyone that reads this Xanga (James, Gene, Elyssa Mactas) to be there. Right.

Okay, I need to shower, because obviously I didn't yesterday, ker dur.

Can't stop won't stop,
Jason

Sunday, January 21, 2007

Sun, 21 Jan 2007 18:57:40 GMT

I'll take Colts and Bears just to spite James.

for the sake of updating

Sat, 20 Jan 2007 03:05:49 GMT

EDIT: Turns out I can tell you now. My sister got engaged. Leslie Kotter? Not bad.

I just finished my first final in Comparative Politics. It went well. But, okay, funny story: It was three essay questions, and a month before the professor had given us 6 possible questions that he was going to choose from. So I had answered all of them, done my research, prepared, knew my answers for all of them, etc. Okay, so there was this one question, and the end of it was, "Which country--Russia, Brazil, or Nigeria--has the best chance at becoming a sustained competitive democracy?" And I went in to the test all, "Okay, you are going to choose Brazil, you are going to choose Brazil." And then, guess what?

I chose Nigeria.

So what else? Well, I have some big news, but nobody can know until Monday. You will all know soon enough anyway. It affects all of you in great yet unknown ways.

Um, and my mom hit my car while she was backing out of the garage. Apparently there is a big dent on it. I am going to see if I can guilt her into buying me roundtrip airfare to Atlanta back for some time in April. You know, to visit all of you. Yeah.

I am going to be home in a week. I am ready to come home. From here on out I have two joke finals (okay, not really jokes, but easier than this one). Our politics professor didn't even show up to hand out the exam. He made the T.A. do it. What a bitch. Oh, I guess you would need to know that our professor is not allowed in the room whlie we take tests or quizzes. It's in the school rules. We have to pledge the Honor Code and then sign it at the beginning of every test. Princeton.

I phoned this in. Maybe I need a drink. I wish I could tell you all the news. But I can't. Maybe when I'm drunk. Call me.

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Wed, 17 Jan 2007 05:24:00 GMT

What happened to the Xanga renaissance? Is it over? Can I go home now?

I'm getting sick. Poopers.