Impossible to Please
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.

The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.

They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain."

They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.

On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.

There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."

wellll yesterday was some day~
so yeterday morning, i decided to finally ask ashley out somewhere .  Only problem was finding her!....So as im driving to school I had my starting line CD in (thanks kim) and i was listening to saddest girl story, and in the lyrics they say "stop expecting things" and i was like "hey.....i really should~, so watever ashley says i won't care cuz i won't have any expectations", which kinda boosted my confidence.  So i was trying to find out wat period mr. hatherill had chem II so i can see her and ask her.  I was just telling EJ it would be nice if she had it last period cuz then my psychology class would be like right there~...
So i ask mr. paulus and BAM!...Mr. Hatherdick has 7th period chem II!  YES!....but i dont wanna ask when her friends are around .  So anyway i was talking to sidney after Health, and she said "SIMON you have to ask her!!!"  and i said "who?"  and then right after, we hear some random girl yell out "ASHLEY!!"....Sidney was like ...i was like ...So i go into algebra, and Caroline (who sits in front of me) is in chem II!!!!....wat a coinky dink...i was gonna ask craoline if she could stall ashley's friends after chem so i can ask her, but caroline doesnt really talk to the bunch...oh well~
So i turn to long term friend of Ashley, Julie! Julie already kinda knew about the situation so she agreed to help me look for Ashley during linch so i can ask her!!(Thanks Julie!!!)   So we go around, and see one of ashley's close friends Meilin (sp?).  So we ask her if she knows where ashley is, and she says ashley doesn't have 2nd lunch .  So me and Julie just stand around about a 10sec, and who do we see walking down the stairs?!....ASHLEY~!....buuut shes walking with Polly...........then we start walking and talking and i see julie speed up a lil bit with polly...(thanks again julie) So i start a lil chit chat goin and ask her to the movies after she gets off work, so simon got her number! yay!!!
After i get home from work, my mom decides to steal my keys for the night...aint noooooooo way imma ruin this oppurtunity!!!!  So i pull a lil mission impossible and swing down from the AC vent in my mom's room while shes sleeping and grab my keys, push my car out on neutral out my garage, hand-pull the garage down, and away we go!!!! 
She looked sooooo pretty like always!......So off to suncoast to watch Hitch...we get there a lil later than our target 9:55 movie, so we wait for the 10:30 one, while we wait we went to go get some ice cream and got some talking done.....*i dunno why i was so scared to talk to her, this girl is soooo nice and easy to talk to*...Anyway, so we get into the movies, and guess who strolls in!...Sidney and James the giant peach!!!  *NOOO i was not jealous, after all, i had the best lil lady sittin right next to me!!!*
The movie was greeeeeat, i liked it a lot....very nice, and the reason i watch chick flicks is to gain tips on how to treat the ladies.  Gentlemen!....there is a TON of things to learn from this movie
Overall i think the night went pretty damn well for a first date....*maybe its cause i had no expectations* but very very very very very very very good night ....That night made up for the sittin at home imma do on valentine's day

***I HOPE ASHLEY OR NONE OF HER FRIENDS KNOW MY XANGA, IF THEY DO....THIS IS REALLY EMBARRASSING***