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Name: Stupid
Country: United States
State: Virginia
Metro: Loudoun County
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Expertise: Stupid, uncreative pranks that are really lame!
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Industry: Hospitality


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Member Since: 1/23/2006

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Thursday, February 02, 2006

"The blog was originally mine, and if the 'hackers' keep their promise, it will be so again."

Actually, we never promised to return it.  We were only going to let the will of Xanga take its course (which you have assured us will inevitably result in you regaining control).  Meanwhile we have decided to give control to a lucky third party until Xanga gets its act together.

And we should not technicallly be referred to as hackers.  Your computers were not tampered with, no intrusion took place.  We never even touched them.  Maybe we are hijackers, although we like to think of it more as "finders keepers."

We are starting to ramble, so we'd better finish this up.  But we just wanted to post once more thanking you for a wonderful time.  Best wishes,

-- They


Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Currently Listening
Queen - Greatest Hits
By Queen
We will, we will...
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Too much of a good thing is a bad thing.

Well, we've had our fun and made our point. This website will be peaceably returned to its owners over the weekend.

Peath out.


Monday, January 30, 2006

WE ARE THE SCORPIONS!!!

WE ARE THE SCORPIONS!

Gabe Evans - Master of Planning and Strategy

Brett Larsen - Shaving Cream Artist

Matt Lukowiak - Extremely Cool 17-yr old

Patrick McKay - Photographer Extrodinaire

Peter Cox - Water Balloon Genius and Queen Groupie

LET IT BE KNOWN. WE ARE COMING TO PRANK YOU!!!


Sunday, January 29, 2006

GREETINGS

You have discovered that We have taken control of your blog?  We are amused that it took so long for you to realize this.  Yes, you will eventually regain control--because We are giving it back to you.  Of course you realize that it is in Our best interests to do so; and it is not worth the puny effort that could be expended for Us to keep it.  Good riddance.

You think you are clever, but We are more so.  Lock your doors if you wish--We certainly don't care.  It has never stopped Us in the past.  We have a job to do, and you, of all people, will not stand in Our way.  Whatever you do, keep in mind that there are always those more powerful than you--and that We are watching you.

You ask who We are?  We are the image that hovers at the corner of your field of vision when you dream.  We are the Emperor's clothes.  We are the sightless and tasteless water that smothers the flames of ignorance.  We are the ones who will not rest until this reign of folly has ended.  You have brought anarchy upon yourselves.  We will finish the job.


Saturday, January 28, 2006

Beware of the scorpion sting.  A group of unnamed hackers have entered our xanga site and caused mass havoc.  This is intolerable and there will be reprisals shortly.  Let it be known to these villians that you have no where to run because we know who you are.  Beware of the scorpion sting!!



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