Scorpions: before you return to action, read our latest post.

Whoever is responsible for taking control of this blog: Well done. You are to be commended. You receive an A for this assignment.

--The Ace of Spades

"Actually, we never promised to return it.  We were only going to let the will of Xanga take its course (which you have assured us will inevitably result in you regaining control)."

Right..... I seem to recall the words "will be peacably returned over the weekend." As anyone knows, Xanga, a business, does not operate on weekends. Furthermore, they do not seem to be particularly attentive to password requests, which means it could very well be weeks before they do anything about it. If you are done making your point, I must again ask that you simply reset the email to kc0edh@earthlink.net and make a post to that effect on my site, allowing me to reset the password.

Now, Ace. Your post has been read, and let me a assure you we welcome the challenge. Be it also known that you have only seen the least of what we can do, and you will shortly be seeing some much more creative pranks. On your part, lets hope we can see something a little more creative than flipping mattresses. Let the prank wars begin!

FYI, flipping the mattresses was NOT the work of the Ace of Spades. However, though that particular prank has been done many times before, it was vastly more creative and difficult than anything the Scorpions have done. It did cause inconvenience to the pranked party, which is usually a very bad thing for a prank, but as it was a counter-prank in approximately equal proportion to those already performed, we are willing to let it go this time. The perpetrators of that prank also still remain anonymous.

A-

--The Ace of Spades

Most Excellent & Commendable Pranksters of the Pranksters,

It is written, "He who tooteth not his own horn, the same shall not be tooted." That being the case, allow me to toot my own horn and say that (as a party that has been the subject of pranks in both Oak Hill and Red Hill, and rarely if ever a perpetrator thereof, and therefore being extraordinarily and unusually neutral in this issue--yet altogether trustworthy with the cause to which I am firmly resolved & committed), it is my humblest and most sincere opinion that I would be an outstanding candidate for the position of password protector in this circumstance. It would be my deepest pleasure and honor to be deemed worthy of such a position over the weekend. Please, if I would be deemed with the mere potentiality of such a privilege, email me and let me know how I can send in my resume.

I'll talk to y'all later, Lord willing and the creek don't rise!

- E. M. Lansing

Sorry to disappoint, but it was not me.  I wish...

who has it and what will they do with it?

nothing, apparently