And I thought this kind of thing could only happen to a full-time slacker, e.g. me, a few months ago. After all, I'm a journalist now, ain't I? So time is - or should be - of the essence to me, and stuff... Well anyway, words fail me. This is what happened:- I went to BC to watch the Haneke TV film "Who was Edgar Allen?" at 2:10pm today. The ticket was bought weeks ago along with others of the Hanake screening programme, and this is the last film for me in this programme. I arrived at the McDonald's outside BC at 2pm and quickly took a hamburger. Then I went to the cinema. The staff at the entrance checked my ticket as usual, and I walked into House 4 at 2:05pm. I was surprised to see that the film was already about to start. The usher led me to my seat in the dark. I sat down, and was alarmed by the relatively cheery music accompanying the opening credits of the film. Then, with my limited knowledge of German, I started to sense that the credits were not of the language. At that moment, a traumatic memory quickly flooded my mind: a few years back, I once went to see a Bergman film but ended up seeing a Godard film... The film title then appeared on the screen. It was Menzel's film, "I Served the King of England". I wanted my Hanake back! As I'm quite desperate to see the Hanake film, I instantly walked out and asked the usher (who just led me to my seat) whether I've come to the wrong place. "Isn't the cinema supposed to be showing this film?" I showed her my ticket - again. "Oh, this film," refering to my ticket, "was shown on the 19th." It suffices to say that I'm confused. "So what day is it today?" "The 20th." "But how come my seat is empty?" There were indeed people in my neighbouring seats. "Actually, your seat wasn't..." She replied. I started to understand. "So what day is it again?" "The 20th." I knew I wasn't gonna get my 19th back. "Alright then." "Do you want the other half of your ticket back?" She asked, while going over the stack of tickets the staff tore out at the entrance. "Um... no." I hesitated for a second, pondering what's the use of the other half of my ticket. "Thanks anyway." I said, before taking the stairs. |