| The Book of San AntonioWell kids, I'm really sorry I haven't been updating this, but, well, come on; hardly anybody reads this shit anyways.
Well, eitherways, maybe this will make it up for you. To those of you who knew me in my more infamous days as "Miyu_Miyu_Miyu", you remember I wrote "The Book of Georgia". Well, despite the fact that life didn't really get eventful til 1 month of school left, I managed to write a book on it.
So, here, for your viewing pleasure, is the original Book of San Antonio (I say original because I had to edit certain parts for my MySpace audience. To those of you who don't know I have myspace, the URL is: www.myspace.com/shinjiwawa_o_o
The Book of San Antonio
Introduction:
It was July the 20th, 2005. Shinji Mimura sat in a near-desolate house typing on a ground-level keyboard. He was using the instant-message program to talk to his girlfriend Carmen Chamness.
“So when will you come back to Georgia?”
“I’ll land on the 25th. When are you moving to Texas?”
“I’m moving the twenty…”
“…”
“…3rd. I’m sorry Carmen.”
“…”
“…:-/”
“Is there no way you can delay it?”
“No Carmen, there isn’t. Friday I’ll be going to Funsville to celebrate my last day, and then Saturday we’ll be hitting the road. I would drag it out for two days, but everything’s already packed and has been shipped, and there’s simply no way to convince my parents just to stay for you. Sorry babe…”
“…Alright. I understand.”
“I’m sorry honey. But, don’t worry, no matter how far apart we are, no matter what happens I’ll always love you. Even if I meet some great chick, date her, have sex, get married, have kids, and live happily ever after with her, I’ll always love you more.”
“Thanks Shinji, I love you too. I just wish we could’ve kissed seeing as how we never did.”
“I know, but, I promise you, the next time we see each other, we will kiss.”
It’s been over a year since I last saw her…
The Book of San Antonio
So, what became of Shinji Mimura since then?
“Well, actually, it’s been quite a journey”, Shinji Mimura says. “Never in my life did I think I’d actually have to experience human emotion, but, leave it to San Antonio to fuck you up so badly you become what you hate the most.”
This is the autobiography of Shinji Mimura.
1. The Beginning
When I first moved to San Antonio I wasn’t totally pissed-off. I’d lived in Dallas, Texas for 7 and a half years, so, I mean, it wasn’t the WORST thing. However, it was particularly lame because I had to start ALL OVER! I mean, atleast in GA I had Terrance to help me meet people and get started off on my feet, but I knew NO ONE IN SAN ANTONIO! So, sure, I felt my personality and rough-n-rugged bod may have helped. So, let’s begin neh?
When I moved to San Ant the first thing I did was check out the mall and the arcade, which, coincidentally, I found something that was, well, BOTH! =D
So, the Ingram Park Mall was basically the Shinji Mimura hangout for the year of 2005. I continued looking for malls and arcades, but, well, there just weren’t any other good arcades or malls, sadly. Even more unfortunately, unlike the legendary Funsville, nobody went to the Ingram Park Mall annually. That meant, well, it’d be even harder to make friends.
2. School
So, school began in about the middle of the month, 2 or so weeks after the kids in GA had already started. My schedule was as follows:
1. Spanish 1
2. Theatre Arts 1
3. World Geography
4. Lunch
5. Biology
6. P.E. Foundation
7. Geometry
8. English 2
So, yeah, the first half of my schedule was nothing but freshman/open classes, and the 2nd half was nothing but sophomore classes. Great ><
Spanish: Spanish was an incredibly easy class. I got kicks out of laughing at all the poor white people whom couldn’t enunciate properly and didn’t get the grasp of Spanish whilst I scored 100s on every test and quiz.
Theatre: Theatre was cool, because, even though we didn’t ever put on any plays, we did lots of monologues, which I liked, because it was kinda like American Idol; it showed who was worthy of being an actor, and who’d likely go onto Theatre Arts 2. Plus, like, most of my bestest friends were in there.
Geography: Ah yes, Mr. Lipton’s class. To those of you who don’t know Mr. Carson, the guy looks exactly like James Lipton. If you don’t know who James Lipton is, here’s a pic: http://www.wnyc.org/img/32842/0
Now that that’s out of the way, Mr. Carson was awesome. Every day he’d come into class with a smile on his face and end his day with a smile on his face. How does he do it? He uses the infamous Bill O’Reilly Method. How does the Bill O’Reilly method work? Simple! Anytime somebody says something you don’t like just tell them to shut the fuck up, threaten them, and then keep on talking.
Example:
Bill: So, what do you think of George Bush?
Me: The guy’s a total fucktard firstly, and…
Bill: Shut the fuck up or I’ll have you booted out of my set! Now then, how do you feel about illegal aliens?
That’s what Carson would do all day. If anybody was out-of-line or disobedient, Carson would pwn the shit out of them silly. Of course, I think his most obvious trait were the bright yellow stains emitting from underneath his armpits. This was bad, mainly, because the man wore white nearly everyday. I still recall the time he put both his hands on the back of his head which revealed, to the entire class, his full-on stark-yellow armpits.
The horror
Lunch: Bleh, I can get into that later.
Biology: Was a breeze, and being the teacher’s pet didn’t hurt. Seriously, I could’ve had sex and smoked a big, fat, juicy blunt and the teacher wouldn’t care, mostly because I sat in the back all year, but also because I was her best student. I hardly recall getting less than a 90 on anything.
PE Foundation: This class was so crunk; I owe it tons for sexifying my musclies
Geometry: Wow, talk about an incredibly hard and gay class. Everybody gave me shit on a daily basis (my heritage, Carmen’s age, my breakdancing skills, my muscles, etc), the teacher was a complete emo bitch (seriously, she was all of…not even 25, and the girl’s family and self-esteem problems interrupted every fuck day).
Literature: Although I made literally 0 friends in this class, the teacher was crunk, and even called me “A scholar” =D. Seriously, he made class fun, and, OMG, HE WASN’T A COACH! Yep, a guy teacher that didn’t coach sports, unbelievable. So, yeah, fun times.
So, school started off very dry.
In Spanish, I never really got anywhere. My best friend was the guy named Steve, who, sadly, nobody really liked besides me. Although he was a senior, the guy looked all of…15, and was the most timid cat you could ever meet. I mean seriously, the guy was afraid of everything. He once was afraid of getting AIDS because he got a paper cut! O_O
So, after he got transferred out I had to find a new friend. So, I picked the everso lovable Lorie! =D (hopefully she reads this, XD) Lorie was des awesomeness, because she’s Japanese, so she was just awesome by default. She’s Hawaiian, which makes her bitchy (not like white girl bitchy, like fuck you white people bitchy). And, finally, she hates America almost as much as I do! She, like me, realizes that Hawaii is a country, not a state. I mean, come on, THEY HAVE THEIR OWN FUCK LANGUAGE! So, yeah, she was great to talk to. Then there was Austin, my lil cream puff of joy (XD ><). Austin was really cool, because the guy was just really down-to-earth and didn’t seem to have a fucked-up life like me and Lorie had…
Theatre Arts was deh shit. It started off with me, Hunter, Phillip, and Maria. Then, haha, the one, the only…
Mexican’t. Allen Espejel, the man with like, 10,000 nicknames XD. We first met because the 4 of us were telling racist jokes, and all of a sudden here comes this random beaner out of nowhere yelling “HEY I KNOW A RACIST JOKE!” As soon as he said that I thought to myself “Yep…he’ll end up becoming my best friend.” Heh, and what do ya know? XD
So, theatre arts started off as me, Hunter, Phillip, and Allen. Then it became me, Hunter, Phillip, Allen, Maria, and Hannah. THEN it became me, Hunter, Phillip, Allen, Maria, Hannah, Karin, and Ariana. Yep…we had quite the lil circle of friendship. We were friends for the longest time, always discussing random crap whilst I stared at Karin’s beauty, cuz God knows I had the biggest crush on her for the longest time. Of course, in the months of May and…May…I’d end up spending my days with Allen and Aarika…and that’s about it.
World Geography started off dry as well, that is, until Sangampal came in. Sangampal reminded me of Terrance. See, at first Sangampal was nothing but an asshole. The guy would do nothing but talk shit about me, Allen, and all kinds of shit. So, I really didn’t like him at first. But, as the days went on, I realized just how much the guy was like me, and, well, in the end, I viewed him as a brother. Everyday we’d sit in the background yelling “White power!” and “fuckin white-beaner!” and since Mr. Carson loved us, he never got on our case. We’re so cool XD
Lunch was REAL fuckin dry! Lunch started off with me sitting by myself eating lunches that costed over 5 bucks each day until I discovered the 2-dollar poor-man’s lane. Eventually I found out where Corey sat and we sat together, that is, until we discovered “The Yugioh Crowd”. We sat with the Yugioh crowd from like, October until April or so. It was then I’d sit with a table of nothing but girl’s. I’m not sure whose table that was…might have been Ali’s…maybe Aarika’s…bleh, no clue.
Biology honestly went nowhere all year. We got a new girl named Yvette, and I really tried flirting with her, but that was a quick dream that died fast. Yep, all year made no friends in there. I mean, I’d see Yvette and this guy named Michael from time to time, but we never made a huge connection. Bleh…
PE Foundation: Was the shit. It started off we me, Corey (AKA: McClackleby), Mike/Snake, Stacey, and Emmanuel. The 5 of us were a group in our own man. We were a unique lil circle of friends. Well, PE foundation was only a half-year class, so it quickly transformed into…
PE. PE was gay as shit. It was a freshman class, so I was stuck in an over-50 student classroom of nothing but young, white boys touching each other’s balls and starting shit with one another. It was seriously the worst class, and seeing as I didn’t know anybody, it got really, really gay. Well, I quickly found Lucksack (Josh Mackie), Jordan, Jesus, Chris, Devan, and Murad (The Terrorist), and we were a bit of a circle of friends. Half of us played Yugioh, so the other half, well, we just chatted.
Geometry never went anywhere. I made friends with a guy I named Rodriguez, but by the end of the year he became this pendejo who did nothing but insult me because I’m the “result of an accident”, something somebody like him should never have found out.
Lit…well, I already explained it. It went nowhere.
That was basically school. There’s just no way to say anything else…
3. The Drama Inbetween
Oh yeah, despite the fact that this year was incredibly dry, there was plenty of drama…
So, let’s begin neh?
1. The Depression in September:
In September I experienced a depression like none other. It was literally the most painful thing I’ve ever felt (yes, even worse than the time I saw fate itself), and God knows it almost killed me. See, in the month of September, I came to realize I flat-out had no reason to live. Everyday it felt like a piece of my soul was leaving me, and that, eventually, I’d run out of soul and be nothing but an empty shell. Well, the depression lasted for a while, that is, until I went to the arcade and hung out with a Korean and her friends. Yep…the reminded me of why life was great, and, thus, the depression ended =D
2. Maki:
*Sigh* Maki…man…this is such an awkward tale.
I met Maki one day when I had went to the Ingram Park Mall on Friday like I normally did. I played DDR well, and so she rewarded me with Pocky. Afterwards, she said her friends and her were goin upstairs, so my friend Andy and I pursued. Well, eventually Maki and I had chatted-up quite the storm and exchanged numbers and all. Well, she didn’t have AIM, so we E-Mailed. We E-Mailed everyday until eventually she invited me to her house.
This was by far one of the greatest days of my life, but, in that essence, also one of the worst.
She had tickets to Laser Quest, so we ended up goin there. We had a blast…well, blastin each other! Meh, I ended up getting 7th, and she got dead last (14th), haha, but it was all fun, cept for the fact that it was so dark we split up! T_T. Afterwards we played some DDR and then danced to the music above us until we got picked up.
Then we got to her house.
We put on 50 First Dates and proceeded to cuddle throughout the whole movie. Well, when it got to the romantic parts, I decided to make a move by pushing her hair our of her eyes and kissing her forehead, which she’d later tell me “It gave her butterflies in her stomach.” After the movie we put on the TV and ended up rolling onto the floor, LOLing all the way XD. We were so close on the floor talking. Then…she got closer…and closer…and closer…until she had finally slurped her tongue into my mouth, and, yep, we made out. We made out for a while until eventually I just wanted to, well, give her regular kisses! She apologized because she knew I still loved Carmen, but I explained she had nothing to apologize for in that we’re just doing this as friends. So, we shared some REAL kisses until eventually we got back onto the couch and watched an old ass show: The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. Wow…
Well, we were flirting and touching, you know, what most kids do, giggling all the way. I have no idea why, but women seem to love my pecks (pecks being short for pectorals, which are basically your booby muscles), so, she started biting my nipples! Being playful I bit her back. Then she like…grabbed my penis for God knows what reason. So, I put my hand down there too (keep in mind, we’re still wearing our clothes…for now…). Well, it appears as if I finally hit the right spot, because, after striking the soft one, she said to me “Just do it.” She then unzipped her pants, closed her eyes, and took a deep breath. Yep…she wanted me to finger her. At first I was just thinking “…Oh my God…I’ve never done this…is she really OK with this?” Well, she was waiting there, so…I went for it…
And, lol, I felt pretty bad, because my arm was getting sore what from going in and out with my damn hand. I felt like switching! Lol, but, we heard a noise so I stopped. Of course, it was nothing, but whatever. Then she got all horny and started massaging my penis and I was like “…Wtf?” “Well, I don’t like guys to touch me unless I can touch them.” I was really feeling bad, because I play hard-to-get: never once in my life has a girl touched my penis. Ever. And, coming from Shinji Mimura, that’s saying a lot. So, to let a girl I’ve known for 7 days touch the holy one, yeah, I felt almost sexually harassed, but, I was inside her for a pretty long time, so, yeah, gotta pay my due. So, yeah, she managed to get her hand in my underwear for maybe…2 minutes, shortly before her father started coming our way and we had to stop.
Well, during the ride home I rested my head on her lap and looked up at her, smiling. The next day I called her and we talked and talked. She told me about how she actually finds me sexy, and how I’d make a great boyfriend and all. Unfortunately…she already had a boyfriend! So, I mean, no biggie, cept, come on, when we did, well, what it is that we did…it’s kinda hard not being mad when you can’t be her BF! Nonetheless, I shook it off, and was glad we’d done what we did, because it just goes to show that friends CAN get close, but only if the friends are cool enough.
Here’s the problem with Maki.
Maki liked me. She really did. She is literally the only woman to like me for me. And, when I say that, I say that because Maki is the only woman I’ve ever known who cared for me more than I cared for her. I always care more for my friends and women than they do, but not Maki. Here’s the thing:
Maki had a BF who seemed to be a pretty bad guy. Well, eventually, they worked past their problems and were together for a long time, despite the fact that, as friends, we got pretty close (yeah, there were other lil…occasions…). Maki once E-Mailed me and said the quote: “I’m sorry we didn’t ever work out…”
She wanted to be with me. She even told me she did. But since she was already taken, she didn’t want to break-up with a guy just to get with another; kinda hoish, so I understood.
But then, lol, months later, her BF mysteriously breaks up with her. Yeah…ironic non? Of course, we don’t talk much nowadays and she already found some new man, but, whatever.
So, yeah, Maki’s an interesting one. It sucks; she used to be so damn important to me. Now…jeez, I hardly ever talk to her, I feel kinda bad. Still, though, you’ll learn a lil bit later why this whole tale is ironic…
3. My final break-up with Carmen Chamness.
Final, Shinji? To those who don’t know, Carmen and I officially dated from April-November. The thing is, we broke up once, she dumped me once, and I dumped her once. Yep, it’s no wonder we love each other, what with breaking up so many times and keep on coming back.
Of course, later November (and this is NOT because of Maki, people), I talked to Carmen.
See, I’d been thinking to myself. Carmen and I will always love each other…so do we really need to be in a long-distance relationship? I mean, the girl’s very pretty and will be in high school the following year, so, I shouldn’t be the reason she’s unhappy.
“Hey Carmen.”
“Hi.”
“Do you love me?”
“Yes, of course!”
“Do you want to be in a relationship with me?”
“No.”
“…Alright, thank you for being honest.”
I was surprised, but at the same time not really; we think alike, we do ^_~. Yeah…that was the last day we were together. Sad, but, it had to happen. We’ll always love each other…but I won’t bind her from being honest to herself.
4. Christine…
Ugh, Christine…
Christine was a girl I met at Azalie’s party in February. I didn’t know anybody really, so, she ended up talking to me, and Christine and I chatted all night.
Well, eventually I got her number and then her screenname and we chatted away. Christine was the only girl I’d ever met who was truly down-to-earth, a girl who saw life as it was, and not as it should be. Christine was the only girl I could honestly talk to about my problems and get an honest response from. She was truly a great friend.
Then came along Elizabeth AKA Yakobitch (her last name is something like Yakovich). Elizabeth is Christine’s best friend, so, needless to say we just HAD to talk. Well, Elizabeth and I hit it off pretty well, that is, until I joked around calling her an “Attention Whore”, which ultimately led to the hatred from Christine.
See. Elizabeth has this gigantic novel of mental problems, and, so, I tried to tell her most of those problems she could solve. She, on the other hand, thought I had said “Your problems aren’t real you psychotic fuck”, and thus she bitched at me everyday. I told her “Um, your problems aren’t really all that hard to solve” and how most were merely self-induced, but you basically thought I was insulting her, which led us to stop talking.
Well…it came to MySpace. We were being bitchy to each other, and she decided, as a way to punish me, she’d show Christine what I’d been saying. Christine, being Elizabeth’s best friend, exploded and blocked me from all forms of communication.
Now, I didn’t care about Liz; fuck her.
As for Christine…that girl, man, I’m scarred. See, Christine has trust issues; she has a hard time trusting people. Well, she trusted me.
Then, thanks to Liz, she thinks I betrayed her, and, thus, perhaps thanks to me, Christine may never trust ever again.
So, yeah, when I’d see Liz in the hallway everyday I wanted to just beat the shit out of her. Lol, nobody’d miss her; most of her friends are my friends, and they all seem to realize she’s a piece of shit. What a bitch.
4. The Depression: #2
This depression happened in April and lasted until about mid-May. After suffering most of school, things just weren’t getting anywhere. I still had few friends, no GF, the parents were being fuckers, my grades were only so-so, and there was just no joy at all. This depression wasn’t as dire as the first one, but it sure lasted longer. Everyday would just flat-out suck. I’d look at other people, and notice how happy they were, and then I’d think about other people, that way I wouldn’t have to think about my life. I’d come home from a sad day at school only to be commanded by imperialistic parents who rule as absolute monarchs with no care for my hopes, dreams, ambitions, or passions at all. Their philosophy is “If we don’t like it, we don’t care.” They support me on nothing that I do, and bitch all the merry way there. I kid you not, as soon as we moved to San Ant, they wanted me to get out, join clubs, and meet people. Well, I met quite a few people over this year, and what do they say next? “We wish you’d make better quality of friends.” Do you see the pattern? They don’t care about my happiness, my wants, my life, only their life. Well, we had our fights, some more physical than others, blah blah, eventually, my parents asked if I hated them, and, well, I had to tell them yes, I hated them. They asked why, but it’s too hard to tell. I basically told them about how they’re both useless people with no uniqueness that separates them from the rest of the crowd and how they’re cruel, soulless people who are more self-centered than a celestial alignment. Of course, they just brushed this off. It’s really bad that I’ve grown up around them, because I try my hardest to act more like my birth father, but seeing as how I’ve grown up with an American influence, it’s very hard. I’m a good person; my friends are proof of that. I’m proud of who I am, and even though I was raised by bad people in a poor manner, I think I did a good job in destroying what bad blood I had and maturely surpassing what was left. Either way, that was basically my depression…
5. Sarah Treveno
Ah yes, the Sarahster. Now, to those of you who are reading this on my MySpace, you’ve already been informed of Sarah. To those of you who are reading this on my Xanga, you’re a bit behind, so I’ll just raise you up to speed.
Sarah was a girl I met at a friend’s party. The whole party we did nothing but flirt until a day later we announced we liked each other and thus spent the entire week trying to hook up. Unfortunately the Saturday that followed showed that she wasn’t ready for a relationship, and thus, we broke up. That’s your basic premise.
Sarah was such an interesting little aspect of my life. I’ve had my short relationships, I’ve had my long, but never have I had a relationship so short that actually meant something so large.
Now, sure, I hadn’t had a girlfriend all year, so maybe I liked her a bit TOO much. But, none the less, she was just one of those great girls. See, she uses a ton of profanity. I mean, literally, after dating her I totally said fuck and shit MUCH more (thanks a lot Sarah >:|). But, despite being a pottymouth, Sarah was one of the most pure persons. She had good, moral values and was always secure. Sure, she may have seemed like quite the bad girl, but she was actually a very good girl…she just said fuck every second XD.
Because you see, I’m glad she dumped me, because I’d never been dumped, and, thus, I finally experienced what a few of my exs had experienced when I dumped them. It wasn’t so bad at first, but then, as I saw her moving on, being happy, finding a new man…I got sad, because I felt as if I got dumped for almost no reason, and she didn’t even care. I felt as if, not only did she dump me for another man, but as if she didn’t really revere me to be as important as she said.
But, I’m a very strong man, so I got past it. Nonetheless, it was that type of sweet sorrow that I had. You see, in my life, the only tears I’ve ever shed before that meant anything with tears of joy and love. I’ve cried several times over Carmen, but never over anyone else.
I cried so hard for Sarah I almost suffocated once. Yep, she meant that much to me, that I almost died just crying for her.
6. Mary. Can anyone spell I-R-O-N-Y?
So, then there was Mary Jenkins (shortly thereafter Sarah). I’d known Mary almost the entire school year. We went on a “friend date” back in March in which I met her parents and her mom fell in love with me (literally, Mary’s mom wanted to me to date and marry Mary. She liked me THAT much). Well, after that lil friend date, Mary and I never really talked. She went to my birthday party, but we just didn’t talk much (haha, though it was funny on the bus ride home I slept on her boob. Yep, fun times). Well, when it came to April and May, I ended up calling her. We discussed how we once liked each other and all, and then came the infamous Friday in which she came over to my house and we…well...
Meh, this is for the Xanga, so I spose I can trust the readers (cuz only one of my Xanga readers live in Texas, and she doesn't know Mary, so, yay).
Yes, spicy story time girls! Get that lube ready! =D
So, here's how Friday went. She wanted to meet her at Barnes N Nobles since we hadn't met in a long time. So, we do. Now, I wasn't reading, because I have this odd superstition of not reading manga at a bookstore, because if I finish the manga, then I'll never end up buying it and thus cannot re-read the series >:|. So, yeah, I wasn't really reading. Instead, I was just gazing at Mary's Mexican beauty. Well, she ended up noticing I was looking at her and thus asked "Why are you looking at me?" Normally I'd have said "Because you're so beautiful", but Mary and I have this odd relationship in that we love each other so much we pretend to hate each other, so I was just like "I wasn't looking! I just so happened to look up and we crossed eyes!" Haha, so, I tried to read, but couldnt' help but look at her. Well, eventually, I noticed that she looked at me! So, I felt really warm inside, but, being the odd friends we are, I asked "Why are you looking at me?!" and she blushes and just yells "I wasn't looking at you!" Haha
So, anyways, my parents come in to deliver my cell phone, and a while later Mary notices they're still there! She then asks me "Are you bored?" and I said "To be honest...yes, I am. I really wanna just go to your house, eat dinner with your family, and then just talk to you or whatever." "You know what I wanna do Shinji?" "Iuno, what do you wanna do Mary?" "I wanna go to your house."
First thing that crosses into my mind:
TAKE
HER
TO
BEDROOM!
To those of you who have seen Jay & Silent Bob Strikes Back, keep reading. If you haven't seen the movie, don't read this paragraph; you won't get it XD. When Mary said she wanted to come to my house, the angel appeared on my shoulder and was like "Come on dude; 's nothing serious. Just show her a good time! You know, play some games, watch some movies!" but the devil on my shoulder was like "ASK FOR HEAD! ASK FOR HEADDDDDD!"
Haha, but w/e. So yeah, she ends up goin over to my house. *schweet*
On the car ride there, since she's sitting right next to me, we're awfully close. I notice she's starting to hold my hand! So I'm just like "Aww, she's holding my hand, that's so sweet." Then she rests her head on my shoulder! So I'm just like "Aww, she's resting her head on my shoulder, that's so sweet." Then she starts massaging my cheek with her lips until she both licks and kisses me. And, at that point, I'm like "Dude...she must really love me..."
Well, that, and of course the devil knockin on my head (YOU'RE FINALLY GONNA GET LAID SHINJI! haha)
So anyways, we get to my place and needless to say I take her to my bedroom ^_~
I'm tired as Hell, so I just plop on my bed (which is always a good key for: I want to cuddle with you), but Mary spanks my ass and insists I show her the manga with the nudity in it. Incase you haven't derived yet, Mary is by far the biggest female pervert alive. I swear, the only thing on her mind is sex XD (wow, I wonder what'll happen between us next! XD). So, I show her the manga I own the have nude scenes and she's all mesmerized by the animated nakedness of it all. Still, I'm tired, so I just lay down on the floor. After a while I notice something on top of my legs. Then...it's all over me. Yep...Mary's on top of me XD. She's blushing, but seeing as we pretend to hate each other, she teases me with "Oh yeah Shinji, you WISH I was on top of you!" and I was thinking (yeah I really do XD) but instead I said "Pssht, yeah right, like I'd want YOU on top of me? >:|" so, yeah, she gets off me. I lay back down on my bed and she's sitting on the edge. I'm just resting until I notice her giving me that eye. Not the eye of "Does this belong here?" but rather, the "I wonder if he's as horny as I am eye" XD. So, yeah, I just close my eyes and rest until I notice and odd, slippery sensation in my mouth. Wtf? Oh, duh! That's Mary's tongue in my mouth! So, yeah, we start making out. Or rather, I started to make out. Yes, Mary did something very, very hawt and sheckshii. She slipped her tongue in me which let me know she wanted to make out, but, when I started lickin, she did nothing but stand there and take it all. Very, very sexy.
So, being the odd-ball that she is she gets off at me, dries her mouth, and asks one of the worst questions to ask somebody: "So...how are you?"
Oh iuno, I just made out with one of the prettiest, most awesome girls I'm like super uber in love with, I'd say I'm pretty fuckin happy.
Well, we're not yet done! XD. So, I grab her and pull her back to bed so we can cuddle, which, she's quite eager to do. Man...this reminded me so much of Carmen the way she cuddled. I mean, the girl's hardly even 5 feet tall, so, she makes an ideal plushie <333
well, after a while, I don't want her to face me, so I try to flip her body over so that she's facing away from me, that way I can embrace her more easily. Instead of her flipping over...I end up on top of her XD. So she just blushes and says "Ooh you're on top of me!" and I'm just like "Heh, yep, you like it on top dontcha? XD"
So, no big deal; I can still cuddle with her while being on top. But then...more movement! o_O So, I mean, at first I thought she was just trying to get comfy. Then I knew what she was really doing; she was moving her pelvis. Yep...she wanted to have sex. So, yep, I just started thrusting, being the man on top. Incase you're a bit of a dee-dee-dee, yes, we have all our clothes on (sadly). Well, I really want to cuddle, so I stop dry f'in her and I wanna cuddle. Instead, though, I just admire her beauty while she sleeps. Girls look so cute when they sleep <333. So, I start to kiss her stomach and then try to take off her pants so I can do my Shinji Mimura Classic upon her (oral sex, ladies, duh), but, god DAMN her pants are HARD to take off! O_O So, yeah, I just stopped trying, especially since she looked like she'd passed out XD. So, whatever, we just cuddle.
And, again, I try to turn her over so she's facing. Do I even need to ask what happened next?
She got on top of me, and, you all know me; I can't resist a girl on top <333. So, she starts "moving" again, and so do I. I don't really want to, but I'm trying to play the part, so I grab her butt and she rides me silly, that is, until she magically stops and, once again, asks:
"So...how are you?"
Oh, jeez, iuno, let's see, we made out, had dry sex, and most importantly, deep-cuddled. I have no f'in clue how I feel XD.
By then my cat had come in and she didn't seem interested in cuddling because she needed to get home early, so, bleh, I just kissed her and held her and zipped up her pants (whoops XD) and I took her back home.
So, there was the "deleted scene" that you Xanga-ers get for being so special. Continuing onward...
Here’s where some…pretty interesting irony comes in.
OK, Mary Jenkins…
1. We really like each other
2. We’ve gotten very close…
3. She had a boyfriend WHILE we were getting close
4. She likes me, but doesn’t want to break up with her BF to get with me
Wow…who does this sound like?
…hmm…
…I KNOW! IT SOUNDS LIKE MAKI!
Son of a bitch history is repeating itself! Who knows! Maybe if history repeats itself Mary’s BF will dump her and then we can hook up! YAYYYYY!
…yeah right :-/ *tear*
Ugh, and you know what the worst part about this is? Mary and Maki weren’t the first girls I’ve met who fell in love with me while dating some dude.
So, I mean, Mary told me about how much she supposedly loves her boyfriend Paul and all, so I won’t get in her way, but Jessica and I think it’s all an act to make up for the fact that she really does love me. In fact…why don’t I just show, to the public, a lil note she wrote me after she realized she’d framed me for all the wrong reasons…
“Shinji, when I’m near you and talking to you, you make me so happy. God, I’m about to cry. I know I don’t deserve you, and I’m sorry. And I know saying sorry isn’t enough for you, so I hope someday that you will forgive me. Plus, I gotta let you know…spending time with you made me happy. And it was fun! So, I guess, if you want, this is good bye. But please do this for me…live a better life than I have. I’m sorry I mess up your life, but I know without me you’ll live a better one, OK? So, goodbye…and goodnight my love *tear*
I’ll miss you. I LOVE YOU SHINJI”
…*sigh* it’s so painful re-reading that. Cuz man…I look at that…I think of all the times she said she loved me…and then I think of where I am now: single and wondering when the Hell she will be too lol. Come on. She wants me! XD. Surriously. Nonetheless, I spose that’s the tail of Mary.
Once again…when, oh when the FUCK will I meet a girl who’s problem-free?
4. Goodbyes, and to the future
I want to thank you all for all that you’ve done, and I’ll thank you off individually (if I forget you just comment me and I’ll add you). Before that, just so you guys don’t think I’m a total loser, here are all the signatures in my yearbook:
“Shinji roxorz the soxorz in a boxorz! o_O <3” – Sarah Treveno
“Hi!” – Lorie (lol, what a loser)
“Tu madre esta en mis pantelones!” – Austin
“Hey! I hope you have a good year! And an awesome summer!” – Psychobitch jealous Hillary (lol, hope she doesn’t read that XD)
“Hey hottie what’s up? JK So I’ll miss you during the summer, but hopefully I’ll see you!” – Aarika
“March 15th you were born…damn it! Well…I declare March 15th Fag Day!!...and your birthday. W/e. It was awesome to have you as a friend.” – Mr. Allen Espejel (jeez what a douche bag)
“Hey. If death is interesting I hope you have a boring summer! JK” – Katie
“Hey, theatre has been fun this year! I’ll see you next year!” - <3 Hannah
“Hey! It’s been good knowing you. You’ve always been very positive and that’s what I like about you. Good luck in the future!” – Love, Ariana Vargas (haha, positive, so true, and yet so false at the same time XD. God I’ll miss her)
“Hi Ian. It’s been a great year with you in theatre! I enjoyed you in my class. See you next year!” - <3 Karin Wedholm (oh how much I cared for that girl XD)
“Hey Fagbot. How thing’s been since you met her? ^^ I hope it’s been well. It was good to hang out w/you at Sonic! Need to do it again!” – Laterdayz, Greg
“What up homie? I don’t really know you, but hey you seem kool & is this your yearbook? Anyways, have an awesomely kool summer” – Randy
“Shinji mah man! Dude, in the small amount of time we’ve known each other it’s been seriously great to have you as a friend. You’re cool man! Call meh!” – Love you like a brother, Harjot, “the little one” ^_~
“Have a lovely Sumer Ian! Theatre was much more exciting because of you!” - <3 Maria (she wrote more but it was just some strange dialogue XD)
“Meow Shinji <3. OK so I’ve known you for like, a week, but you’re already cool on my list. You can call me anytime if you need something. See you next year or maybe over the summer so we could do something =O.” - <3 Joe (ironically, lol, Joe hates my fucking guts. So much for being cool on his list ><)
“I love you Ian!! Why won’t you stay with me? Don’t ever leave me again!” – Corridon McClackleby (lol, what a faggot)
“Anyways, you better keep on going to this school or I’m gonna be sad T_T” – Mary (haha, yeah right >:|)
“Blah Blah have a nice summer. I only have 9 toes O.O” – Kathlene (I wonder if she still hates me?)
“Hey Ian, or should I say Shinji? lol, it was fun getting to know you this year. Thanks for being a cool friend. I’ll ttyl8r, cya Shinji.” – Ali Cerda <3 (Wow, she’s like the mother, sister, girlfriend, ex-girlfriend, and daughter I never had XD)
“Go To Hell” - <3 Devan
“Have a great summer – but it’s not to get stabbed” – Jordan (yeah, I had a hard time reading his handwriting)
“Have a great summer” – Josh (asshole)
“You’re making me sign again…makes me wanna blow stuff up” – Murad (yep, gotta love our lil terrorist <333)
OK, so, yeah, those are all the people who signed (thanks a lot Sangampal and Jessica, you skanx)
So, yeah, might as well return the favor with some thanks…
(the following is alphabetical, so just search for your name)
Aarika: Like omgorz you’re such a loser! Hehe, you’ve been a really great friend, even if we didn’t talk until, like, the 2nd half of the year XD. Hopez ta see yaz this summer, cuz you’re like, dez shizz meing <333
Ali: Wow, Ali, you’re teh secks. Seriously, like everyone in your family rulz, it’s crazy. Anyways chicki, it’s really cool that we’re friends and that over the past days we became better friends. You’re definitely one of the best chicks I’ve met: mature, fun, beautiful, and young? You’ve got it all chicki, it surprises me you’re still single. Ta ta for now handsome ^_~
Allen: Wow, my beaner from another mother. Man, I’m glad you’ve always been there for me man. Seriously, you’ve totally been my best friend throughout this year and I’m glad I should be seein ya in Theatre Arts 2. Definitely gotta hang this summer man. Good luck with everything dude, and thanks a bunch. *hugs*
Ariana: Aww, you’re so preeeeeety! Seriously, you’re awesome Ari, and I’m really glad I got to know you. You’re very mature, very motherly, and yet still a child, so great. Good luck in college, and I’ll be sure to contact ya so we can maybe catch a movie or the like <3.
Austin: What is up my lil man? You still owe me a sumo match you pussy! Until then…have a good one!
Blue: Blue you give such awesome hugs! Like seriously! I may not have known you very long, but it’s very comforting to know I can get a true, real hug when I’m down, and I hope you feel the same. You have my number; be sure to call! ^_~
Bunny: Haha, I had a great time sitting next to you during O-Conn, even though I wasn’t hired to, haha. We had a great time talking, and I hope we do in the future. Well, you’re a senior, so I’m sure you’re graduating and are going on to better things. Good luck with them! <333
Chase: Chase you’re the shit. You’re one funky white boy dude. Don’t change, and remember: white power!
Cheryl: Cheryl you’re the greatest. I really had a good time knowing you and am so fucking glad I met you at that DDR tournament! I hope you have a good summer and really hope your parents don’t get on your case anymore. Oh yeah, good luck with Greg! ^_~
Corridon: Oh, my lover, how I miss you so. I met you before anybody else, and you were almost always there for me. You snuck me out of school during lunch, got me free pizza buffets, and drove me all over the state of Texas just because you’re a friend. Thanks dude, you are loved.
Darien: I had a great time riding the bus home with you dude, you’re so fucking awesome. Can’t wait to see ya next year man, peace
Devan: Aww, you’re so cute! Seriously though, when I first met you you were an asshole! Of course, then we REALLY met at O-Conn, and, well, you really warmed my heart man. Thanks for bein a joy dude, you’re really cool, even if you do stalk little Indian girls XD.
Greg (white): Aww, the white version of Greg. I remember when we first met, haha, I was such a loser. ‘course then you proved to be quite the enigma: very quite and laid back, but seemed to have quite the list of problems going on. That’s a very sexy mask Greg. Anyways, ‘s been fun, hope to see ya over the summer, and yes, we will do the Sonic thing again ^_~
Greg (black): Haha, the black version of Greg XD. Well man, even though most of your life was a bit of a lie, you were still pretty cool to be around. I know after the whole Karin thing or w/e you stopped talking to me, but still man, you were cool. See ya next year.
Hannah: Haha, Plant, I’ll never forget you; the prep who wasn’t quite a prep at all. Make sure you suck up all that sun your chlorophyll-infested awesomehead! Have a great one blondie!
Harjot: Haha, the little one. Well Harjot, ‘s been really cool knowing you. Lol, know what’s funny? I had a crush on you. Yep, I’ll admit it; I did have a crush on you…for about 5 minutes. Hey…that’s still a crush, ‘s just a very prominent one. I was like “Hmm…Harjot’s cute…I bet she’d be a joy to go out with…mmk moving on.” Righto. Anyways, had fun with ya, sorry your parents don’t allow hangin, or w/e, so, spose I’ll see ya next year, but I’ll call! ^_~
Jessica: Aww, sweet Jess. At the beginning of the year I so badly wanted to talk to you, but you never fucking spoke to me. Haha, and then you started dating Allen and all of a sudden I’m in your top 8 XD. Yepzors…’s been great knowin ya sweety, and I hope to hang with you and your fam and friends again if they’re as awesome as those last people. See ya.
Joe: Kimi wa kusotare. Ja.
Jordan: What’s up my young patriot? I had a great time discussing politics and how much we love America and freedom. Hope to spend more time with you this summer, and remember: SIEG HAIL!
Josh: Fuck you Lucksack.
Karin: Oh Karin, I know you’ll never read this, but, meh, I feel I should write to you anyways. So, yeah, maybe I lied. …OK, I did lie: I DID like you, but, come on, as if it weren’t obvious enough. When I first saw you in the classroom, you looked at me and smiled, and I said “Whoa! That’s awesome! You smiled at me! Keep it up!” Everyday you’d come into class looking rather grouchy, but when you looked at me, you’d smile. I found that very odd, so I kinda…pursued that. Well, as if it weren’t quite obvious, I’d sit next to you and look at you and talk to you and, haha, on Valentine’s Day I bought you so much stuff. You were just so…beautiful. You’re pretty, for one, but your personality’s just so great. It’s very mystic, very secretive. I still don’t know much about you other than, I mean, what you’ve told me, but it seems like there’s much to you. You’re so interesting, and so awesome, so, yeah, I had a huge crush on you until I admitted to myself I could never have you. But whatever. It was great knowing you and I hope we have the same Theatre Arts 2 class next year! Tata, and thanks for giving me that goodbye hug on Friday; you hug very well <333
Laurie: Aww, hello there sweetsikins. Haha, I see why most of your friends like you ^_~. You were a real joy to have in my class; thanks for opening up to me, even if I mean nothing to know. I hope you have a good summer, and I’ll be sure to call you to make sure everything’s oooooo k <333
Maria: Wow, talk about awesome. Seriously, any guy (or I guess girl?) would be super lucky to have you. I can’t believe what a pimp you are. Well, I’m sure you’re uber popular, so your summer’ll probly be great. Hope to have ya in TA2 next year!
Mary: Wow…Mary…
I know you’ll never read this, but, you too mean a lot to me. I feel so great around you. It’s like we have that kinda relationship where we like each other so much we pretend to hate each other, haha. I’m sorry I caught you at a bad time, but, oh well, maybe you’ll learn if you let your heart decide. Anyways, I definitely wanna hang with you this summer, and I just…iuno…
I just wanna hold you once more. It’s been a long time…
Murad: Murad, my lil loverboy, how are you? Well man, you’re a very good friend, perhaps even a brother (my God how come 3 of my brothers are all sand-niggers?), and I really enjoyed ye. Have fun in Pakistan, and talk to me if you’re lonely. Have a good one dude, and don’t blow yourself up just yet; I wanna see ya before you go bein a suicider.
Pamela: I don’t know you, and you don’t know me. Just know one thing: when we were playing Spin the Bottle, you promised Sangampal you’d give a lap dance. I’m going to hold your word on that one. That is all.
Phillip G. Dude you’re f’in crazy. You’re a genius, though. When I say you’re a genius, I really mean you have common sense, but commonor’s these days are so fucking stupid you look like a genius. So, my man, use that sharp whit to get you far.
Randy: Well chiki, we met during the last few weeks of school, but you’re really cool, and you blushed a LOT while sitting next to me (haha :-p). Well, love ya, hope to see ya soon and all the good stuff
Rodriguez: You’re a pendejo, burn in Hell.
Haha, seriously, you were pretty cool, even though that one day I was literally about to beat the shit out of you. But, meh, you were my friend for a while, so I let it go dude. Anyways, hope to GOD we passed. If not, well, then I hope I see you in Geom next year! XD. Oh yeah: I’LL BEAT YOU IN MELEE ANYTIME BITCH!
Sangampal: Ah yes, my brother. San dude, you were the shit. We had so much fun in Mr. Carson’s class and just chillin and all. I got your number, so I’ll be sure to call you. Peace out, and remember: WHITE POWER!
Sarah: Oh, sweet Sarah…
I’m really glad I met you, even if…well, you know. But you’re a tremendous friend, and I’ll always remember the fact that, haha, we’ve hardly disagreed on anything! O_O. Hehe, hope to see ya this summer (Wednesday still Church?) and I’ll continue writing in our lil “Note” book as soon as ya find it. Love ya sweety!
Shirley: Haha, you’re last; what a bitch. Well, I got to know you later, but you’re really cool, even if all you think about is sex (which is pretty kinky, needless to say). I’ve got your number, you have mine, be sure to call. Yep, maybe we can….hook something up ^_~
5. What now?
Chris: You’re writing a book Shinji?
Me: Of course; it’s the end of the year! Gotta write The Book of San Antonio.
Ashley: Haha, are we in it?
Me: Do you live in San Antonio?
Chris: Hmm…well surely you’ll need an interview…won’t you?
Me: I assume so.
Chris: So who’s gonna interview you?
Me: Wow, never thought of that…
Ashley: Me me me!
Chris: Nah, fuck that skank. Me bitch.
Me: …Right, I guess I forgot you two generally interview me. In that case…I’ll get Lily Rodriguez to interview me!
Chris: …-_-
Ashley: What?! That lesbian?
Me: What can I say? Chris is a straight guy, so I couldn’t care less for him, and Ashley you’re 3/4th French, which means, by laws and customs, I’m not allowed to talk to you.
Chris: He’s gotta point Ash.
Ashley: That’s OK; I’d be better off doing drugs or getting raped in an alley then to spend a minute with Shinji.
Lily: “So…Shinji, how are you?”
Me: “…Good, and you?”
Lily: “Pretty good pretty good. Things have been pretty good right now. I mean, life’s just very calm and flowing, being single isn’t really hurting. Hah, not waking up every day wondering why my bed smells like sex is definitely a good thing, and not having my parents bitch at me everyday is also quite good.”
Me: “…K. Well that’s good, but, this is going in my book, so…”
Lily: “…Oh! Right! Haha, sorry, mmk, next question.”
Lily: “So you wrote this book to account your life in San Antonio?”
Me: “Yep, it’s definitely a different world down here.”
Lily: “How was it?”
Me: “Well, I mean, it wasn’t SO bad; could’ve been worse. I mean, the year went by a lot slower than in GA, you know, seeing as I didn’t have that type of boost and all. But, I mean, I’m happy things went as they did. Well, I mean, I’m pissed my parents are as fucked as they are, and I’m kinda mad I didn’t spend the first half of the year doing anything, but, well, things are better now, and that’s really the only thing I wanted to do when I moved here: get my life closer to the way it was in GA, and, so far, it’s pretty close.”
Lily: “So what’s missing from your life, then?”
Me: “A purpose, essentially. I mean, I still don’t have THAT much of a reason to live. But, things are getting better, so, I’ll just take them to wherever they’ll be going. Of course, the most glaring facet is, well, I’m single! That didn’t exist in my GA life! Of course, once Carmen visits things ought to be fine.”
Lily: “Why’d you pick me to interview you?”
Me: “Because you’re a lesbian.”
Lily: “…Is that all?”
Me: “Pretty much, I hardly have any straight-up lesbo friends, especially ones as fine as you, so yeah, it makes things more…exotic?”
Lily: “Ooh you always know how to turn me on don’t you?”
Me: “It’s my job as a man to please ladies.”
Lily: “And you do a very fine job of it.”
Lily: “So…what’s next for Shinji Mimura?”
Me: “I’m looking into working at a Korean-owned Japanese restaurant. Also, over this summer I intend on working out quite a bit and maybe working on my tan. I also just plan on hanging out with my friends, maybe looking for a woman, and just straight-up enjoying life.”
Lily: “Drinking your finest Bordeaux?”
Me: “Yes, drinking my finest Bordeaux, while chaos is erupting outside, no less XD.”
Lily: “Right…so, do we conclude? Oh, erm, any last words?”
Me: “What, are you gonna shoot me? Haha, erm, yeah I guess so. First of all I love all the people whom actually took the time to read this whole thing, firstly and foremostly, and second to all of those who were there for me and actually took the time to get to know me, even if you hate me. I love you all and wish you the best of luck in everything you wish to do. If you ever need to talk, I’ll always listen and respond. If you need to cry you may cry upon me, or if you need to vent you may vent. Anyways, I had in mind that I’d be doing an audio recording of this, so, I’ll just conclude now, because, as far as I know I’ll be recording. Thanks for the interview Lily.
Lily: “No problem; you’re always welcome inside of me.”
Me: “…I’ll remember that =D”
6. Thank You
This is one of my all-time favorite sad songs, and if I DO end up recording this, guess what? I’LL SING THIS SONG! =D
Anyways, here are the lyrics.
Song: Thank You
Artist: Bada
Genre: Pop
Mood: Sad
Nuh moo na da jung hahn
geu dae reul eej ji moht ha jyo
Thank you for thank you for all yeah
nae ga whe geu dae reul ee jeul guh la mid na yo
Let me know let me know
Kin ki da rim ee nan doo ryuh ji do ah neun gul yo
o hee ryuh geu dae ga na reul ee jeul kka bwah doo ryuh wuh yo
oo ri hahm kkeh hahn ki uhk deel ji
geu meun moo uht ee dae shin ha go ee na yo
Wish you back nuh moo na da jung hahn
geu dae reul eej ji moht ha jyo
Thank you for thank you for all yeah
nae ga whe geu dae reul ee jeul guh la mid na yo
Let me know let me know
Want you I need you
na reul sarang haet suht da go mal hae jwuh yo
hwan hahn mi soh ro da shi chaj ah ohl kkuh la go Tell me baby
Uhn jen ga geu dae
da shi na reul chaj ah waht seul ddae
uh jjuh myun nae ga yuh ki up seul guh kat ah doo ryuh wuh yo
nan nuh moo muh ri dduh na suh
You're telling me geu ruhn mal do ei mi up neun gul
Nuh moo na da jung hahn
geu dae reul eej ji moht ha jyo
Thank you for thank you for all yeah
nae ga whe geu dae reul ee jeul guh la mid na yo
Let me know let me know
Want you I need you
na reul sarang haet suht da go mal hae jwuh yo
hwan hahn mi soh ro da shi chaj ah ohl kkuh la go Tell me baby
Honey please don't say goodbye
ma ji mahk boo tak ee ae yo
sarang eun cho kuhl it chuh rum
dahl kom hahn guh la do
But in the end
ha neul ee whe pa rang gun ji
juh sae deel ee uh de ro dduh na neun ji
ahl ji mahn One thing I don't know
Geu dae ae ha yahn mi soh neun
uh de suh cha jeul soo ee na yo
Nuh moo na da jung hahn geu dae reul eej ji moht ha jyo
Thank you for thank you for all yeah
nae ga whe geu dae reul ee jeul guh la mid na yo
Let me know let me know
Tell me tell me babe
na reul sarang haet suht da go mal hae jwuh yo
hwan hahn mi soh ro
da shi chaj ah ohl kkuh la go Tell me baby
Thank You guys…for everything <333
~Love: Shinji Mimura~
THE END |
