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Name: Eric
Country: Canada
Metro: Toronto
Birthday: 8/6/1984
Gender: Male
Interests: Sports: Hockey, Lacrosse, Baseball, Football.............................. ..................................Music: A Static Lullaby, A Thorn For Every Heart, AFI, Alexisonfire, Anberlin, As I Lay Dying, Atreyu, Autopilot Off, Billy Talent, Black Dahlia Murder, blink-182, Brand New, Coheed & Cambria, D12, Eminem, Finch, Finger Eleven, From Autumn To Ashes, Funeral For A Friend, In Flames, Killswitch Engage, Lostprophets, Method Man, Modest Mouse, Mudvayne, Murderdolls, Mushroomhead, My Chemical Romance, Redman, Rise Against, Senses Fail, Silverstein, Slipknot, Static-X, Story Of The Year, Sugarcult, The Distillers,The Killers, The Used, 36 Crazy Fists,Thursday, Xzibit, Yellowcard
Expertise: Annoying, Confusing, and making Whoppers!
Occupation: Sales
Industry: Retail
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MSN: e_man2k1@hotmail.com
Member Since:
7/20/2004
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| i have a new xanga.. i dislike typing my stupid name out... http://www.xanga.com/Johnny_Tambourine
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| There's certain ways that people when they bite it and they show it on
the news, you laugh. Like when, like like how do you, who gets killed
by bee's? Anytime they come on the news they're like;
"Uh yeah, man was in Austin, killed by bee's"
I just fuckin laugh. How do you get killed by bee's? If you're walkin'
through the woods right? and, and you come near a bush and you hear
'Buzzzuzuzuzzzuzz' just you know, run away from that bush. Who's goin'
near that bush goin;
"Hey is that, is that bee's? Hold on one second" *puts his head in the bush* "Ohhhhh jeez! ohhhhhaaahhhh"
Dude, fuck that, I would punch every bee in the face! Bee's are not taking me out;
*punch* "Yeah fuck you, bee! Alright, bee come on! Yeah buzuhh" *punch* "Where's the next bee at?"
It's a fuckin bee! I could understand if it was like killer horses,
that's scary shit! Flyin' through the air, kicking you in the face;
*Neighhhhh* *Kick* *Neighhhhhh* *Kick*
That's scary, fuck bee's! Fuck bee's.
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Are like sharks, did sharks get together and just go;
"Let's start attacking people"
A guy on the news, again, the other day, a couple days ago. He got bit
by like, a.. shark and the shark let him go. He was tellin the story,
they brought him back to the beach, which is just where he want's to
fuckin' be, anywhere near the ocean again. And the news reporter was
like;
"What happened? Why did the shark attack you? Were you taunting it?"
"Yeah I go into the sea sometimes just to fuck around with the sharks.
I have this thing called a shark rocket and I shoot it at them. And it
really annoys them, and then I just wade there in the water, and they
come at me, but I'm really good at eluding them. I know of this hidden
move, it's something porposes do, and then I pretend I have a bottle
neck and I stab them in the gills, and it really is effective"
He pulled up his shirt, it was like, and he had the bite, right fuckin there, he told the story; he was like;
"It was like twelve feet long, and I was just, I was swimming, and all of a sudden OWWWW, OHHHH NOO!"
Right so this fuckin shark, and then she goes;
"Well, how did you get away?"
and he goes;
"I punched it, and he let me go"
Let's let's recap this. A fuckin SHARK coming through the water. Right? and this guy;
"Heyyyyy"
The fuckin shark goes, goes over to this guy, bites, this guys punches it in the face! and a shark goes;
"Alright!"
And tell me there is no time in your life that you swim faster then when a fuckin shark lets you go. You're just like;
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" *Swimming*
You're on the beach;
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" *Swimming*
A fuckin shark lets you go. If you don't get pussy with that story.
"Wanna see my scar? Yeah, I punched a shark in the face. He tried to
swim away, I grabbed him, pulled him back, he tried to get away, I
grabbed him, punched him again. I said, I grabbed him by the big
throat, I said "Fuck you shark" I said it, but water, the water so i
was like "flubluflbufb" because the water was in my mouth."
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No one wants to drown, drowning would be the worst. Cause everyone
knows that feeling, that feeling that you get, aww, it's the worst when
you think you're drowning. Like during the summer you know you're
like.. you know, at a pool party or something;
"I'm gonna go into the deep end! watch my dive, watch my dive"
Right? then you dive in, and the second you get to the bottom you're like;
"Get me outta here!!!!! Where's the surface?"
And you always come up under the kid on the raft.
"Ooohoohoohooooooooo! Jesus Christ Timmy! Do not float above me when
I'm dying in the Abyss! Your son almost killed me with his, uh, Daffy
Duck raft over here John! You son tried to murder me in your pool......
Float away from me, float away."
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Fire, has anyone here ever been fully engulfed in fire? It's gotta be
so HOT! That is way too fuckin hot! It's the worst feeling when you
burn yourself too, even that little, little tiny, you know, you're
making some soup, or some oodles of noodles or somethin, or you're
cookin up some crack. And you know, you touch the side of the pot just
a tad
*Tssssssss!*
OOOOOO WOOOO that fuckin' KILLS! That little thing, you can't take a
shower for like three weeks, you gotta hold your hand out because the
steam makes you angry, you try to bring your hand in;
"OOOOOO I hate steam! Whoever invented steam sucks!"
You know what would be the worst? This would be the ultimate worst
right here, what if you dove into the pool and while you were at the
bottom of the pool freakin out somebody poured oil on the surface and
lit it on fire! Yeah then you're like;
"OHHH OHHH AHHHHHHH!"
You're gonna just keep swimming around feeling for a spot where there's
no fuckin' fire. Then what if you found a circle where there was no
fire but the second you came up, a big dude just punched you in the
face;
"Get back in the firey water! You don't come out of the firey water.
Cover up that hole with some fire now! Get back in the firey water!!"
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| Did you see that clip, they were showing like the other day on uh, like
ESPN or whatever, they were showing like the, like the best crazy
accidents or something. It was like the best of the worst car you know
like.they showed this one clip man, if you saw this it was nuts. The
two cars go around the corner, and they like catch each other, they
start to roll. The tire flies into the stands, and hits a woman in the
face! and when you fist saw it you were like;
"ohhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHH! That tire just hit that woman in the, in the
FACE!! oh good they're showin it again. Look look look look. Look at
this right here, slow it down, yeah that's when it hit her in the face!"
And the funny thing is, everybody around the lady like dove out of
there, everyone got out of there, but she just like, sits there like
*looking stupid*. You see everyone dives, and at the last minute, as
the tire is rocketing at her face! This is her defence, she goes;
"Oooooooooooooooooo!" *hands in front of her face*
Like she's just gonna get in a slap fight with a Goodyear. Like she's
just gonna go and deflect it. Or maybe she just palmed it *catch and
throw*
"There can only be one Highlander! Tires cannot defeat me!"
What a horrible way to go;
"What happened to Mary?"
"A tire, hit her in the face"
How do you say that without laughing?
"A tire.."
I can't even do it now!
"How did Mary die?"
"A tire... hit her in the FACE!"
"What was she doing putting her face near tires?"
"No no no, this tire hunted Mary down, this tire.. murdered Mary. This
tire wasn't fucking around as we like to say. This tire was out for
vengence"
I don't wanna die with a tire hitting me in the goddamn face..
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| "So I'm hanging out with all my buddies, and umm, I realized something.
I realized something. Think of the group of the people you've known the
longest in your life, think of the group of friends that you've hung
out with the most. Maybe you're all here tonight and this is what I've
realized.I had an epiphany, and here it is right here; there is one
person in every group of friends, that nobody fucking likes!
You
basically keep them there to hate their guts. When that person is not
around your little base camp, your hobby is cutting that person down.
Example; Karen is always a douchebag
Every group has a Karen, and she's ALWAYS a bag of douche! and when
she's not around you just look at each other like 'GOD Karen she's such
a douchebag!' until she walks up, and then you're like 'Hey what's up
Kare! Karrrre, what's up Kare?'
There's always that one person, and I'm looking out and some of guys
are like 'hmmm I disagree' well you're the person, you're the person
nobody likes!
I know, it is so true and that's why it's funny. It is so true, and that's why it's so funny, because it's so true, hence funny.
Your whole life that person's been there too, right? That's how
Brian is in our group nobody likes Brian. Yet everywhere we go, Brian
would show up even if we didn't tell him where we were going. We would
go someplace and he would do that just I just found you run;
"Hahahahhahaha hey guyssss, whats up guyyyyyyysss?"
And one of us would always see him and warn the rest of the group. we'd be like;
"Ah fuckin Brian is coming"
"What?"
"Fuckin Brian is coming!"
That's his name 'Fuckin Brian is coming' I heard a rumour when he was born. even the doctor was like;
"Fuckin Brian is coming, let's get this demon seed out of here"
That's what I'm saying quote unquote and you can quote me on the quote unquote."
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| Montreal is playing Tampa Bay tonight.... I have a bad feeling  .. I hope I'm wrong and the habs win like 5-0 
Toronto plays Washington, I have a feeling T.O. will win, but I'm hoping I'm wrong there too.
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