| This conversation is in no way meant to be offensive to asian people. In fact, Kristen and I love asains. (PS: The all ninjas joke was stolen)
MyGenderIsNine: ASIAN Fireball696: NO, ITS AZN MyGenderIsNine: lol Fireball696: you know your race is ethnocentric when you have an abbreviation Fireball696: for it MyGenderIsNine: hahahahah that's true Fireball696: asain=azn Fireball696: wtf!? MyGenderIsNine: Azn.. that's just... it doesn't even make any sense, does it? MyGenderIsNine: a-zee-en Fireball696: Azn Fireball696: Ayezen MyGenderIsNine: Ann Luk's screen name has azn in it, and she's not even all azn-power. She just IS azn. She can't speak chinese, knows almost nothing about the culture... she's friends with ME. MyGenderIsNine: And yet she still does it... Fireball696: its like asain instict to use it Fireball696: azn... MyGenderIsNine: It is. Fireball696: WTF MyGenderIsNine: I CAN'T UNDERSTAND Fireball696: DUBLE YU TEE EFF MyGenderIsNine: And what's so "cool" about being azn anyway? Fireball696: crazy hand eye coordination? MyGenderIsNine: I'm Irish, German, Swedish, and Italian. Do I give a shit about ANY of those cultures? NO. MyGenderIsNine: Who knows. Fireball696: being short? MyGenderIsNine: Very short. Fireball696: in more ways than 1 MyGenderIsNine: HAHAHA MyGenderIsNine: Yeah, what's there to be proud about that?!?! MyGenderIsNine: I'M SHORT DOES THAT MAKE ME AS COOL AS THE AZNS?!?! DOES IT!?!?! MyGenderIsNine: NO MyGenderIsNine: It's the eyes. Fireball696: Yeah Fireball696: the slantyness MyGenderIsNine: And lack of eyelids. MyGenderIsNine: Mostly. Fireball696: and katarate MyGenderIsNine: lol yeah. MyGenderIsNine: Katarate. Fireball696: all of them know it Fireball696: all of them MyGenderIsNine: They do. Fireball696: i mean they come out of the wobm with it Fireball696: womn* Fireball696: womb* MyGenderIsNine: They don't even have to take it. They can just be like, I've never done karate before, but I just FEEL like doing a backflip right now and then chopping that man's head off with my bare hand. MyGenderIsNine: Hmm... let's see if this works. MyGenderIsNine: OH OF COURSE IT DOES MyGenderIsNine: SILLY ME MyGenderIsNine: I'M AZN Fireball696: that, and they are all ninjas MyGenderIsNine: They are. Fireball696: they go to ninja school when they are young Fireball696: and become ninjas! MyGenderIsNine: And they're born with swords in their hands. Fireball696: "now little ping, time to go to ninja school" Fireball696: and the names MyGenderIsNine: hahhhahahahhaaa MyGenderIsNine: Ping. MyGenderIsNine: Wan Ling. MyGenderIsNine: PO MyGenderIsNine: Oh, Po. I love you so. Fireball696: po MyGenderIsNine: He sits in front of me during Spanish. He's such a silly goose. He's a bit confused though. Fireball696: popo Fireball696: popopopopopo MyGenderIsNine: poopoo Fireball696: yeah Fireball696: ping pong Fireball696: he's none to smart MyGenderIsNine: Not really, no. MyGenderIsNine: And he smells funky. MyGenderIsNine: And if I may say so, he's having some trouble coping with his new wardrobe. Fireball696: yeah Fireball696: its... Fireball696: weird MyGenderIsNine: He's into the "bondage pants" thing now and during Spanish he was trying to get a knot out. MyGenderIsNine: And he was like "SHIT I can't get this knot out!! grrr sniff alhglkajka PO" Fireball696: hahahahah MyGenderIsNine: And he talks to himself. Fireball696: it would be funny if azns were like pokemon Fireball696: i got a yoshimatza! MyGenderIsNine: HAHAHAHA OMG THAT WOULD BE FUCKING SWEET Fireball696: and they can only say their own nams Fireball696: names* MyGenderIsNine: "Po po! Popopopopopopo" "WAAAAAAN LING. LING LING LING WA-A-A-A-A-AN" Fireball696: Po Fireball696: popopo Fireball696: hahhahahhahhaha Fireball696: crazy azns MyGenderIsNine: Crazy, Fireball696: i bet my azns can beat the crap out of your azns! MyGenderIsNine: WANNA MESS?? MyGenderIsNine: PO, I CHOOSE YOU! Fireball696: Xing Po! I choose you! MyGenderIsNine: hahahhaha MyGenderIsNine: You have the evolved version! MyGenderIsNine: King Po! Fireball696: Xing Po, use takle! MyGenderIsNine: Po! Use ninjitsu! MyGenderIsNine: "POPOPOPOPOPO WAGAGAGAGAGA PO" Fireball696: *Xing po fainted* Fireball696: *use next azn?* MyGenderIsNine: hahahahhaha Fireball696: Go, Chairman Mao! MyGenderIsNine: I gotta go, my daddy's helping me study for chem. MyGenderIsNine: hahahahahaha I like that one MyGenderIsNine: ! MyGenderIsNine: Cya later. Fireball696: this is going on the xanga Fireball696: k bye MyGenderIsNine: hahaha sweet MyGenderIsNine: Cya MyGenderIsNine is away at 11:17:56 PM. |