| We were at the beach. We all had matching towels. Somebody went under a
dock, and there they saw a rock, but it wasn't a rock. It was a ROCK
LOBSTER!!!!
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| It's been a while. I don't think any of you dumb cunts missed me
either. That hurts me. Haha. Not. I'd like to address something right
now. A lot of you dickheads say I killed Kurt. I didn't. Eat shit if
you actually think I did. What? Do you cunts think I'm some kind of
evil mastermind? I can't even smoke crack in my own bathroom without
getting busted. Do you think I could actually pull of killing my own
fucking husband? Fucktards. Kurt was a coward. He shot himself 'cause
he didn't really love our daughter and he hated me and wanted to kill
me with a giant fucking piano like the bunny cartoon character always
did with to that nice hunter guy. Read his journal you dumb bitches.
It's in there. As for El Duce, he was a fucking retard. I would never
hire him to mow my goddamn lawn much less kill off my dumb cunt of a
husband. I hope that bitch is burning in hell with William Shatner and
Superman. This is for all you people that call me a skank. If it wasn't
me it would be some other little skank girl going around taking my spot
as the general media coke whore. Hollywood needs some fucked up bitch
that they can make fun of and I'm proud to be in that spot. So fuck you
all. I'm gonna go smash in one my ex's car windows with an aluminum bat
and crank call that bitch Kim Gordon now.
fuck off, you whores.
Lots of love, Courtney Aka Your favorite media whore.
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