| | Hah, I feel like such a nut... my moods are strange. Yesterday I was
ready to stay in bed for a week, and today I feel much better. I dunno,
I'm just hoping I can stay in a *happy* mood for a while. Tomorrow is
going to be reeeeeeally busy after school, so I'm hoping I atleast feel
good for that. =P
Breakfast: 4
Granola Bar
Lunch: 4
2 100 cal packs-- 1 cheez its, and one chips ahoy
water
Snacks: 10
Granola Bar: 4
Some Chocolate: 6
Dinner: 4
Soup
Total: 22/28
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Gah, I was so nervous all day because we were supposed to be doing
elections for a club I'm in this afternoon. (I'm running for
secretary... against one of the most popular and deserving girls in the
club... gaaaaaah). Anyways... elections got postponed until next week,
so I'll just have to ride it out, and try and spend more time
recruiting people to come vote for ME! =P
<3 Kiri
Edit: Not to steal the lime light away from LacyBunny, the jokester...
but my friend sent me this (well... sorta, myspace bulletin... lol) and
it's funnay:
NEVER CHOKE IN A SOUTHERN RESTAURANT
Two hillbillies Ed and Red walk into a bar. While having a shot of
whiskey, they talk about their moonshine operation.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table who is eating a sandwich, begins to
cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real
distress.
One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?"
The woman shakes her head no.
"Kin ya breathe?"
The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress,
yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with
his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent
spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to
breathe again , the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.
His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver',
but I ain't never seed nobody do it!"
...hehehe...
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