30 Things Guys Want Girls To Know
1. We're not as big of perverts as you think we all are. 
2. No matter what you say, your ex-boyfriend IS a loser.
3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses too. 
4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.  
5. Don't treat us like crap. 
6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going
out with you.
7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us. 
8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just say it's
that time of the month and nothing more. 
9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us to think that
our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool. 
10. We'll never shave our legs. So get over it.
11. NEVER ask us if you can put make up on us. It's just wrong. 
12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will
tell us, if you don't.
13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us. 
14. We absolutely do not care about, The Backstreet
Boys, NSYNC, 98 degrees, or what any other guy looks
like. 
15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at
least we can stand up and pee. 
16. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean you
don't have to apologize when you're wrong. 
17. You expect us to say and do sweet things about you, but it
would be nice if you did thesame every once in a while. 
18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the
plans sometimes.
19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might
get what you wish for. 
20. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we'd say." ( THATS A DEF. NO!
21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh
when we believe you.
22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but
we like your's better. 
23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a
relationship.
24. PMS is not an excuse.
25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you
should put it up when you're done.
26. Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't
turn us on. 
27. Always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his
stomach. 
28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that
comfy with your friends, but to us its just wrong.
29. We always notice how funny it is after you rip out our heart,
stick it down our throat, and still want to be friends. 
30. And last but not least: We know you're not always
right, but we'll pretend like you are anyway.
30 ways to disagree with all the above, girls prospective-
1.If your not as big as perv's, why is it every half hour you've mentioned something about, sex/masturbating/pleasuring/orgasms..ect.
2. My EX isn't a loser, soon you'll be my EX so i would stop right here.. ( JOKING )
3.We love hugs and kisses too..more than you dudes
4. We're not beautiful, and if we agree...the girl is a stuck up brat, leave her!
5. Don't always joke around with us and call us " sluts, whores, bitches. ect." and you will see some change in the attuides!
6. We always love to be told we're pretty, not hott and sexy, but georgous!
7. It really is an interesting process...the whole PMS thing really!
8. We have a reason to be a bitch! thats that!
9. Mustaches and Beards are okay if your older then 17 but younger, get rid of it, it's dirty!
10. We ask you why you don't shave, bc we want to sound ditsy and get attention.. thats it! (bc all girls understand guys are just harry...)
11. we've gotta have fun too! hang out and if it consists of makeup, who cares it's girls and if we want to do it to have fun and mess around, it comes off, and can't be that much toreture!
12. bets are only the funnest!
13. no girl will ever be good enough for herself...fat, tall, skinny, short?!
14. hell we don't like them singers either! maybe the backstreet boys because that only brings back memories!....NSYNC is just gay!
15. haha girls may be a little more talented then you think, girls can pee standing up..over the toilet!
16. we want to hear our boys stand up for whats right, thats that! but don't be mean and a jerk when ure telling her shes wronge.
17. hey, we're the princesses here! .... you've gotta show us respect, and we'll do the same!
18. haha we'll always make the plans, but we want you dudes to have fun too.. spotantoues could be in a bath tub..if you that bored you can think of some fun games gentlemen!
19. girls, guys go crazy about other guys, dont cheat on your man! or action will be took, not on you, the other guy!
20. how does it hurt so bad? getting kicked in the nuts? we just don't get it.. i think guys pretend to get attention! muahah
21. we wouldn't pretend and break ure hearts, bc we know guys are stupid enough & and will make it real!...
22. boobs don't matter! (thats were it becomes the perv situation)
23. size doesn't matter to a girl...unless all you have in mind is sex, sex, sex...then you would be consiterd a slut, slut, slut!
24. PMS is an excuse! hello, you've never had it and had to stick a tampon up ure vagina! cramps = bitch time
25. just be respectful about the toilet situation... you have to put it down to when you shit!
26. we normally don't talk about our ex's, only if you say something to make us jealous, we will make u jealous to..
27. we're only teenagers...lets hit up MickyD's
28. it might be wronge, but it would be hilarious to see to dudes sucking face!
29. Gurls have a funny way of breaking up with guys...friends can always turn into something more..
30. thanks guys! we all love you too! | 
