I have a tendency to make the absolute worst puns, and make them without even realizing it until after the fact. Some of the unintentionally funny gems:
(On the difficulty of my accounting class): "Not that hard, but knowing how to add is a plus." (This is where is all started)
(After being notified that the max score in a certain game is 99999): "So it would be pointless to continue after that?"
(When playing a video game with vampires in it): "I hate these vampires; they suck."
"I never metagame I didn't like." (This one was intentional)
(On a boss named Garr in some game, most won't get this): "Yes, locks are the key."
"Our record is 18 eggs, let's try to break that."
"So we're not using any potions on the first try on Ragnaros?" "Yeah, first one's a warm-up." |