Holy fuck monkey! I've been gone for 2 whole months! Ya know, I really feel you have to search deep in your soul to really get to know yourself b4 you can contribute to a xanga site. See, I was talking with my paroll officer the other day, and he suggested I go someplace peaceful, like a monestary, just to find myself...ya feelin me? So there I was, monks and all, we actually had a pretty rockin time. We ate rice every night, drank fruit punch, and sang old-school Dr. Dre. It was maddddd fun I tell you. Sometimes we even played strip poker, and even Jenga. There was this one monk named Boghsygsbgkfgetes, who was really getting me hot off my rocker. So I would pay him to lose, just to get him to take his clothes off. Ohhhh baby. Then, if it was a REALLY good night, he let me come in the holy bed chamber for some holy mind blowing fucking!!! I reccomend it for anyone looking to find themselves. Well, seems like natures looking good today, so I must leave you. The trees are changing colors. Until then...

                               Yours truly,

                                        V-Ice

After many of life's lessons, I only have this to say. This is for anyone who's ever had a dream...

**I used to think I had the answers to everything

But now I know, life doesn't always go my way, yeah...

Feels like I'm caught in the middle

That's when I realize...I'm not a girl, not yet a woman.

All i need is time, a moment that is mine

While I'm in between

I'm not a girl!

There is no need to protect me

It's time that I learn to face up to this on my own

I've seen so much more than you know, now

So don't tell me to shut my eyes

I'm not a girl...not yet a woman

All I need is time, a moment that is mine

While I'm in between

I'm not a girl!

But if you look at me closely, you will see it in my eyes

This girl will always find her way

I'm not a girl!

I'm not a girl don't tell me what to believe

I'm just tryin to find the woman in me, yeah

I'm not a girl...not yet a woman

All I need is time, a moment that is mine

While I'm in between

I'm not a girl...not yet...a woman

i love rachel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I WILL NOT EAT THE GLAZED DONUT...I WILL NOT EAT THE GLAZED DONUT...I WILL NOT EAT THE GLAZED DONUT...I WILL NOT EAT THE GLAZED DONUT...I WILL NOT EAT THE GLAZED DONUT...I WILL NOT EAT THE GLAZED DONUT...I WILL NOT EAT THE GLAZED DONUT...I WILL NOT EAT THE GLAZED DONUT...I WILL NOT EAT THE GLAZED DONUT...I WILL NOT EAT THE GLAZED DONUT...I WILL NOT EAT THE GLAZED DONUT...I WILL NOT LICK THE MONKEY...OOPS...

ICE ICE BABY, DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DA DING DING DING DING DING DING...BLAHHH!!!! I LOVE BEAVIS & BUTTHEAD...WATCH ME IN ACTION, YOU CAN WATCH ME 27/4 ON MY ALL NEW CHANNEL...VANILLA ICE GOES TO BAND CAMP!!! ITS ALL ME...ALL THE TIME. HEA IS SOMETHIN FO' MAH SEXY_TELEPHONE:

<I>"DIS USED TO BE MAH PLAYGROUND--DIS USED TO BE MAH CHILDHOOK DREAM--DIS USED TO BE THE PLACE I RAN TO,WHENEVA I WAS IN FUCKING NEED.  BAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  FUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUUUUUUUUUCKEROOOZZZZ!  ABC, ITS EASY AS 123, ABC, 123, BABY U AND ME GIRL-- U GOT IT,U GOT IT BAD, U MISS A DAY WITHOUT UR FRIEND UR WHOLE LIFE'S OFF TRACK--U DONT HAVE TO CALL, ITS OKAY GRRRRLLLL...COZ IMMA BE ALRIGHT TONIIIIIGHT"</I>

JLO....PDIDDY SUCKS MY HAIRY CHEST.  GO SPEND SOME TIME WIT ME--A WHITE BOY--N ULL FEEL MUUUUCH BETTA!