I think I'll take a leaf out of Stephen Colbert's book and create a "DEAD TO ME" list.
How fun.
"On Notice"
1. Facebook
2. Spicy Chicken Sandwiches (the next time you may my stomach hurt I SWEAR I'll never eat you again!)
3. Wok Express. (probably the dirtiest chinese food in St.Louis County. Shape it up. You're the only drive thru chinese restaraunt in town.)
4. Mixed CD's. (Why make a mixed CD when I cna just make an On-the-go playlist on my i-pod?)
5.All the Over-Tanners spending 30 bucks at TAN-CO for an unlimited month of tanning (not to forget their supper expensive tanning lotion which "enhances???" their tan) wherein they burn themselves to crisps and end up looking like idiots. Most of you already do, sorry to say. Why not go with the classy look. The natural look. I'm tired of looking at a bunch of overgrown oompa-loompas. YOU LOOK STUPID. Even my friends. I'm sorry, I'm not going to say it to your face but wow. You need to stop.
6. PROM
7. Cigarettes. The magic is gone.
"Dead to Me"
1. Lutherans
2. Smallville (You peaked in season 2)
3. Mr.Stewart
4. Mountain Dew
5. Myspace
6. Marijuana
7. The Killers
8.Lindsay Lohan (You jumped the shark with Parent Trap)
9.Unbreakable Beer Bottles. (Now whats the point on drinking a beer if you can't smash it on the ground or someone's head when you finish it?)
9. My gym class
10. Un-mechanical pencils
11. GAS PRICES
12. Mr.Stewart's hilarious comments and the loud laughing minions idiots that crack up laughing at everything he says
"Never Exsisted to Me"
1. Julie
2. Brittany White (from my gym class)
3.Pattonville
4. Homework
5. Mike Oelkers stupid Glib comments.
6. The word GLIB
TO BE CONTINUED

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