(Here's one of my old entries, I don't have enough time to create anything new just yet.)

THIS IS FOR THE GUYS

Top Ten Pick-Up Lines Used by Asian Men 

(Got it off of asianjokes.com) So guys, next time if ya run into some girl
ya like, avoid these pick-up lines.

1. I may look like a nerd, but it's only a disguise.  A girls thought..(that's a scary feeling)
2. I carry this beeper not to feel important but so my mom knows where I am. I carry this phone to call her back. (Aww, mama's boy)
3. Uhhhh, no, I didn't play football in high school, but I did letter in varsity volleyball and tennis.
4. Has anyone ever told you you look like Chun Li? You know, that chick from Street Fighter 2. (really?..kicks da crap outta ya)
5. What do I do? Gee, I thought you would never ask. Y'see, I'm finishing my first year of residency in internal medicine. ....(as if!)
6. Yeah, (sniff) I cried during "Joy Luck Club." (LOL..I'll never watch another movie like that with a guy?!)
7. Do I cook? Well, not really but I can whip up a pretty mean fried rice!  (..anything else?)
8. You know what? It's strange, but I get mistaken for a white guy all the time! (Then tanned yourself. )
9. Hey baby, wanna ride in my 16-valve, twin-cam lowered Acura Integra with BBS gold spiked rims and a sub-woofered stereo that'll leave you breathless? (Da hell is that? )
10. My eyes may seem small but I've got a HUGE personality.
    (And I'll speak for us all....RUN!)

AND THIS IS FOR THE LADIES

Speaking of Asian men... For the fun of it, girls choose your bachelor! Bachelor # 1
 Nice muscles.....wanna touch.
(hmm...he looks kinda whitish?)Bachelor #2
   Not bad in the shades, but be hotter
if ya grow a nice little mustache, ya?Bachelor #3
Should of said Bach. 4,5, 6.
Sadly, they work in a gay bar.
Hmmm ...Bachelor #5
HEL-LO!
Sorry, ladies but he's all mine! 

I've been watching the anime Deathnote on utube to kill time. Thought it was gonna be some lame anime at first, but then it turns out to be pure genius!!! I might as well watch the whole series instead of  waiting for it to come on adultswim. Oh yeah, there's also a movie of Deathnote! The characters that plays Light and L looks so similiar to the anime, not to mention kinda cute. But I want to see Ryuk and Rim more, cuz they look so real!

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