I miss you, Flip.  Happy 22nd. 

You were better than all of us... you had the soul of an elf, and now you truly are immortal, locked in my memory forever as a smiling twenty year old... 

I know you wouldn't have wished for this, you would have settled for growing older like we are burdened to do, but you were too special for that.  You bow to no one.  Not even time.

I will love you and miss you for the rest of my life.

Hi!  I'm sorry I don't update anymore... I am too busy with various life things.  With that said, check out the results of a test I just took for BU about my drinking habits:

Based on your Responses:
It is likely that your current drinking patterns are hazardous or harmful to your health and well being. Your responses to the AUDIT (Alcohol Use Disorders Identification Test) are in a range believed to be consistent with problems related to drinking. However, the AUDIT cannot diagnose any condition or tell you for certain if alcohol use is harming your health; rather, it is a screening test to determine the likelihood of problematic drinking, and thus whether you should seek further evaluation.

Many people are not aware of how their alcohol consumption compares to that of the general public. More than 84.5% of the general adult American population and 93% of women consume fewer drinks per week than you reported consuming.

Awesome.  I've never been an overachiever.

Look, Ged, I'm updating.  Make me beef.

On another note, there are about three people who are going to get their throats slit by me.  I'm not naming names, I'm not saying anymore, but if you are around me on a semi constant basis and I am giving you death looks, assume it is you. 

Tara, get bail money ready so you can get me out of jail.

Humans don't need sleep to live, right? 

Oh.

So who has wasted two days by not studying?

ME!

Who got tipsy last night at like, six o'clock, and then proceeded to take a nap instead of read?

Me!!

And who just spent $30 on dinner and walked, like, five miles to get there instead of going over notes?

That's right... me again.

And on a final note, saying that Hitler was on to something by declaring blonde hair, blue eyed people to be superior is not something to joke about with your Jewish friends.  I learned this the hard way...  (You know I was just kidding.  Except that I have blonde hair and blue eyes and am way superior to everyone... but that's probably just a coincidence.)