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Name: Candice
Country: United States
Birthday: 9/5/1989
Gender: Female


Interests: I like to dance. Nakieness is fun. I like to write. I like to observe things, because I guess I'm just shy. I listen more than talk. I am easily amused. I read smut without any shame whatsoever.
Expertise: Playing the air Gibson in my undies, drawing stick people, tripping over stuff, running into people and sometimes solid objects, and dancing.
Occupation: Student


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Yahoo: viva_la_valentine


Member Since: 12/26/2004

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Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Moar boredom = Moar blogthing quizzes.

Your Famous Movie Kiss is from Spiderman
"I have always been standing in your doorway. Isn't it about time somebody saved your life?"

You Should Drive a Blue Car
You're the type of driver who isn't hung up on the what car you drive.
You don't need a flashy car to show off your wealth or style.
Instead, you go for value and reliability. You're quite practical.
You're a great driver, but you don't show off. Part of your skill is not standing out on the road.

What Your Sleeping Position Says
You are calm and rational person with a good deal of balance in your life.
Friends consider you to be kind, caring, and truly loyal.
You are easy going and trusting. However, you are too sensible to fall for mind games.
Open to the world, you are not afraid to be yourself.

If you don't get enough sleep, you are: Able to cope

It's hard to sleep next to you because: You're a bed hog

Who Should Paint You: Gustav Klimt
Sensual and gorgeous, you would inspire an enchanting portrait..
With just enough classic appeal to be hung in any museum!

You Are Fall!
Thoughtful
Expressive
Creative
Poetic
Smart
What Your Favorite Color Green Says About You:
Balanced --- Relaxed --- Flexible
Compassionate --- Philosophical --- Humble
Loyal --- Inventive --- Unique

   
                   
   
        What Pin Up girl are you?   
   

you're the cutie! you look adorable just by sitting there and doing absolutely nothing! boop boop be doop!
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Monday, October 15, 2007


 

I'm Christopher Walken.  I have quite a few briefcases, I'm an avid collector.
I have a leather one, a snakeskin one, and one that was given to me by the great Nelly Furtado.  It's alligator skinned.

I never liked Bop It much.
It says "Pull it", and I'm like "Are you talkin to me?  Are you, talkin to me?


Tuesday, September 04, 2007

free time + boredom = QUIZZES

    
                    
    
        What kind of guy are you most attracted to?    
    

You like the sweet, shy type.
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You Are a Realist
You don't see the glass as half empty or half full. You see what's exactly in the glass.
You never try to make a bad situation seem better than it is...
But you also never sabotage any good things you have going on.
You are brutally honest in your assessments of situations - and this always seems to help you cope.

Your Love Life is Like The Princess Bride
"Since the invention of the kiss, there have only been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind."

For you, love is like a fairy tale - albeit a fairly twisted one.
You believe romance is all about loyalty, fate, and a good  big of goofy fun.

Your love style: Idealistic yet quirky

Your Hollywood Ending Will Be: Perfectly romantic

You Are A Good Friend
You're always willing to listen
Or lend a shoulder to cry on
You're there through thick and thin
Many people consider you their "best friend"!

You are 67% Virgo

You are 80% Taurus

You Are A Lily
You are a nurturer and all around natural therapist.
People see you as their rock. And they are able to depend on you.
You are a soothing influence. You can make people feel better with a few words.
Your caring has more of an impact than even you realize.

Your Kiss is Green
Your kisses are short and sweet - at least a first.
You tend to be a cautious kisser. You don't want to scare anyone off.
Once you get to know someone, your kisses are daring... and even wild.
No matter what the situation is, you know how to deliver the perfect kiss.

Kissing Type: Varied

People See Your Kisses as: Skillful

You Kiss Best With: A Blue Kisser

Stay away from: A Black Kisser

You Are a Auditory Learner
You tend to remember what you hear, and you have a knack for speaking well.
You excel at debating, foreign languages, and music.
You would be an excellent diplomat - or rock star!

Your Heart is Feeling Shy
Your heart certainly has some strong feelings, you're just not sure if you're ready to let them show.
You could be someone's secret admirer, or maybe you just haven't truly expressed how deep your feelings run.
Maybe you're still a little unsure about how you feel... or your unsure about what reaction you'll get.

Deep down, your heart is susceptible to: Clamming up and running away from love

Your current outlook on love: Introspective and a bit detached

Your love life will improve if you: Put yourself out there a little more. If you don't try, you'll never know.

Watch out for: Having a one sided romance - you need to be sure you're feelings are reciprocated

What Your Peanut Butter And Jelly Sandwich Means
Your eating style is reserved. You are a bit of a fussy eater, and you have very specific ways you like your food prepared.

You have a total sweet tooth. When you can get away with it, you like to have dessert before dinner!

Your taste in food tends to be conservative and traditional. It's likely that you prefer "All American" favorites like mac and cheese or hamburgers.

You are probably a fairly normal, upper middle class person. You don't rock the boat too often.

You never really grew up. While your childlike innocence is charming, you often just come across as a big baby.

Precise and controlled, you can be a bit anal retentive when it comes to how you like things. You're definitely a perfectionist.

Your Five Variable Love Profile
Propensity for Monogamy:

Your propensity for monogamy is high.
You find it easy to be devoted and loyal to one person.
And in return, you expect the same from who you love.
Any sign of straying, and you'll end things.

Experience Level:

Your experience level is high.
You've loved, lost, and loved again.
You have had a wide range of love experiences.
And when the real thing comes along, you know it!

Dominance:

Your dominance is medium.
You tend to be the one with more power.
You aren't a total control freak in relationships..
But of course you don't mind getting you way!

Cynicism:

Your cynicism is medium.
You'd like to believe in true and everlasting love...
But you've definitely been burned enough to know better.
You're still an optimist, but you also are a realist.

Independence:

Your independence is high.
You don't need to be in love, and sometimes you don't even want love.
Having your own life is very important for you...
Even more important than having a relationship.

You Are Psyche!
Eternally in search of purpose and insight.
You're curious and creative with a total sense of wonder.
Totally empathetic, you pick up on other's moods easily.
Just be sure to pamper yourself as well!

You Are a Light Pink Rose
You represent sweetness and grace.

Your vibe: Kind and gentle

Falling in love with you: is like falling in love with a best friend

Your Lucky Underwear is Blue
You are caring and extroverted. You've made relationships your number one focus, and your lucky blue underwear can bring some balance to them.
You thrive in one-on-one situations. You are a good listener and a natural born therapist.

Sometimes you let the concerns of others become too important in your life, leading to stress and worry.
If you want more balance, put on your blue underpants. They'll help you take care of yourself first.

You Are a Green Crayon
Your world is colored in harmonious, peaceful, natural colors.
While some may associate green with money, you are one of the least materialistic people around.
Comfort is important to you. You like to feel as relaxed as possible - and you try to make others feel at ease.
You're very happy with who you are, and it certainly shows!

Your color wheel opposite is red. Every time you feel grounded, a red person does their best to shake you.

Your Taste in Music:
90's Hip Hop: Highest Influence
Classic Rock: Highest Influence
90's Alternative: High Influence
90's Rock: High Influence
Adult Alternative: High Influence

You Are an Oatmeal Raisin Cookie
On the surface, you're a little plain - but you have many subtle dimensions to your personality.
Sometimes you're down to earth and crunchy. Other times, you're sweet and a little gooey.

You Are a White Wine Woman
Breezy and casual, you know how to have fun when you're drinking.
And even though you can kick back with a few drinks, you never let things get out of hand.
Alcohol is not a social lubricant for you... it just enhances your already sparkling personality.
You prefer to date a man who is optimistic, friendly, and funny.

You Are a Blue Flower
A blue flower tends to represent peace, openness, and balance.
At times, you are very delicate like a cornflower.
And at other times, you are wise like an iris.
And more than you wish, you're a little cold, like a blue hydrangea.

You Are Sunrise
You enjoy living a slow, fulfilling life. You enjoy living every moment, no matter how ordinary.
You are a person of reflection and meditation. You start and end every day by looking inward.
Caring and giving, you enjoy making people happy. You're often cooking for friends or buying them gifts.
All in all, you know how to love life for what it is - not for how it should be.

Your Gemstone is Topaz
Comforting, considerate, and stable.
You are down to earth and grounded.

You Are Toast
Old fashioned and a bit of a homebody, you totally go for comfort food.
You're the type who loves to cook for friends, and they love you for it.
You truly know what tastes good, and you can often pick out the best dish at a restaurant.
You don't fall for food trends. You stick with what's been food for a long time!


Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Joboogy: ...as usual
Candice Smith: well
Candice Smith: theres this guy
Candice Smith: in a land far far away
Candice Smith: that has a loooong orange beard
Candice Smith: and wears rose colored glasses
Candice Smith: that he only takes off for the person that he handed down his cadillac 5000 to
Candice Smith: a woman named Jill
Candice Smith: she says she feels like his eyes are just burning through her
Candice Smith: this is because the man has a genetic lazer eye beam disorder
Candice Smith: when his mother gave birth to him by superman after smoking marijuana while he was still in her womb
Candice Smith: he immediately killed her and everyone he looked at
Candice Smith: because he couldnt control it
Candice Smith: so a man named winston who dresses like a butler
Candice Smith: who was immune to lazer eye beams
Candice Smith: gave him a pair of platinum rose colored glasses
Candice Smith: and told him to never, ever show his eyes to anyone
Candice Smith: but he lived his life in shame
Candice Smith: wondering why he could never show his beautiful blue eyes to anyone
Candice Smith: and one day when he was going through puberty and got his first hard-on after falling in love with langa lawn
Candice Smith: he took them off to show her and tell her his secret
Candice Smith: and she died... with fire
Candice Smith: so the day he decided to get rid of his cadillac 5000
Candice Smith: his parents insisted that he give it away
Candice Smith: he was still gravely attached to it
Candice Smith: see, it was his only friend
Candice Smith: so when he met jill
Candice Smith: who desperately wanted the vehicle
Candice Smith: he waz like
Candice Smith: hay watch this
Candice Smith: and waz like
Candice Smith: *takes off glasses*
Candice Smith: and jill waz like
Candice Smith: whats that smell
Candice Smith: and the man waz like
Candice Smith: ITS YOUR FUCKING SKIN BURNING
Candice Smith: ITS BURNING BITCH
Candice Smith: BURNING
Candice Smith: AHAHAHAHHAA
Candice Smith: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Candice Smith: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Candice Smith: and he got in his cadillac 5000
Candice Smith: and drove into the sunset ala Grease
Candice Smith: and was never to be seen again
Candice Smith: the end
Joboogy: wtf color is "rose"
Candice Smith: like a reddish pink
Joboogy: I've seen white roses
Candice Smith: well mother fucker, i dont know, ask the person that makes up all those fucking hallmark card like quotes that 12 year old AOL users paste all over their fucking profiles. dont fucking come to me with that fucking existentialism bullshit.
Candice Smith: things are like that cause things are fucking like that.
Candice Smith: you having some random thought isnt gonna make a fucking difference.
Candice Smith: you're fucking insignificant.
Candice Smith: fucking fuck FUCKED.
Joboogy: :3 God I like you
Candice Smith: =3


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When you poke a girl in the nose, she will smile.

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