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Name: Candice Country: United States Birthday: 9/5/1989 Gender: Female
Interests: I like to dance. Nakieness is fun. I like to write. I like to observe things, because I guess I'm just shy. I listen more than talk. I am easily amused. I read smut without any shame whatsoever. Expertise: Playing the air Gibson in my undies, drawing stick people, tripping over stuff, running into people and sometimes solid objects, and dancing. Occupation: Student
Message: message meEmail: email me Website: visit my website Yahoo: viva_la_valentine
Member Since:
12/26/2004
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| Moar boredom = Moar blogthing quizzes.| Your Famous Movie Kiss is from Spiderman | "I have always been standing in your doorway. Isn't it about time somebody saved your life?" |
| You
Should Drive a Blue
Car | You're the type of driver who isn't hung up on the
what car you drive. You don't need a flashy car to show off
your wealth or style. Instead, you go for value and
reliability. You're quite practical. You're a great driver,
but you don't show off. Part of your skill is not standing out on the
road. |
| What
Your Sleeping Position
Says | You are calm and rational person with a good deal of
balance in your life. Friends consider you to be kind, caring,
and truly loyal. You are easy going and trusting. However, you
are too sensible to fall for mind games. Open to the world,
you are not afraid to be yourself.
If you don't get
enough sleep, you are: Able to cope
It's hard to
sleep next to you because: You're a bed
hog |
| Who
Should Paint You: Gustav
Klimt | Sensual and gorgeous, you would inspire an
enchanting portrait.. With just enough classic appeal to be
hung in any
museum! |
| You Are Fall! | Thoughtful Expressive Creative Poetic Smart |
| What Your Favorite Color Green Says About You: | Balanced --- Relaxed --- Flexible Compassionate --- Philosophical --- Humble Loyal --- Inventive --- Unique |
What Pin Up girl are you? | | |
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I'm Christopher Walken. I have quite a few briefcases, I'm an avid collector.
I have a leather one, a snakeskin one, and one that was given to me by the great Nelly Furtado. It's alligator skinned.
I never liked Bop It much.
It says "Pull it", and I'm like "Are you talkin to me? Are you, talkin to me?
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| free time + boredom = QUIZZES What kind of guy are you most attracted to? | You Are a Realist | You don't see the glass as half empty or half full. You see what's exactly in the glass. You never try to make a bad situation seem better than it is... But you also never sabotage any good things you have going on. You are brutally honest in your assessments of situations - and this always seems to help you cope. |
| Your Love Life is Like The Princess Bride | "Since the invention of the kiss, there have only been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind."
For you, love is like a fairy tale - albeit a fairly twisted one. You believe romance is all about loyalty, fate, and a good big of goofy fun.
Your love style: Idealistic yet quirky
Your Hollywood Ending Will Be: Perfectly romantic |
| You Are A Good Friend | You're always willing to listen Or lend a shoulder to cry on You're there through thick and thin Many people consider you their "best friend"! |
| You are 67% Virgo |  |
| You are 80% Taurus |  |
| You Are A Lily | You are a nurturer and all around natural therapist. People see you as their rock. And they are able to depend on you. You are a soothing influence. You can make people feel better with a few words. Your caring has more of an impact than even you realize. |
| Your Kiss is Green | Your kisses are short and sweet - at least a first. You tend to be a cautious kisser. You don't want to scare anyone off. Once you get to know someone, your kisses are daring... and even wild. No matter what the situation is, you know how to deliver the perfect kiss.
Kissing Type: Varied
People See Your Kisses as: Skillful
You Kiss Best With: A Blue Kisser
Stay away from: A Black Kisser |
| You Are a Auditory Learner | You tend to remember what you hear, and you have a knack for speaking well. You excel at debating, foreign languages, and music. You would be an excellent diplomat - or rock star! |
| Your Heart is Feeling Shy | Your heart certainly has some strong feelings, you're just not sure if you're ready to let them show. You could be someone's secret admirer, or maybe you just haven't truly expressed how deep your feelings run. Maybe you're still a little unsure about how you feel... or your unsure about what reaction you'll get.
Deep down, your heart is susceptible to: Clamming up and running away from love
Your current outlook on love: Introspective and a bit detached
Your love life will improve if you: Put yourself out there a little more. If you don't try, you'll never know.
Watch out for: Having a one sided romance - you need to be sure you're feelings are reciprocated |
| What Your Peanut Butter And Jelly Sandwich Means | Your eating style is reserved. You are a bit of a fussy eater, and you have very specific ways you like your food prepared.
You have a total sweet tooth. When you can get away with it, you like to have dessert before dinner!
Your taste in food tends to be conservative and traditional. It's likely that you prefer "All American" favorites like mac and cheese or hamburgers.
You are probably a fairly normal, upper middle class person. You don't rock the boat too often.
You never really grew up. While your childlike innocence is charming, you often just come across as a big baby.
Precise and controlled, you can be a bit anal retentive when it comes to how you like things. You're definitely a perfectionist. |
| Your Five Variable Love Profile | Propensity for Monogamy:
Your propensity for monogamy is high. You find it easy to be devoted and loyal to one person. And in return, you expect the same from who you love. Any sign of straying, and you'll end things.
Experience Level:
Your experience level is high. You've loved, lost, and loved again. You have had a wide range of love experiences. And when the real thing comes along, you know it!
Dominance:
Your dominance is medium. You tend to be the one with more power. You aren't a total control freak in relationships.. But of course you don't mind getting you way!
Cynicism:
Your cynicism is medium. You'd like to believe in true and everlasting love... But you've definitely been burned enough to know better. You're still an optimist, but you also are a realist.
Independence:
Your independence is high. You don't need to be in love, and sometimes you don't even want love. Having your own life is very important for you... Even more important than having a relationship. |
| You Are Psyche! | Eternally in search of purpose and insight. You're curious and creative with a total sense of wonder. Totally empathetic, you pick up on other's moods easily. Just be sure to pamper yourself as well! |
| You Are a Light Pink Rose | You represent sweetness and grace.
Your vibe: Kind and gentle
Falling in love with you: is like falling in love with a best friend |
| Your Lucky Underwear is Blue | You are caring and extroverted. You've made relationships your number one focus, and your lucky blue underwear can bring some balance to them. You thrive in one-on-one situations. You are a good listener and a natural born therapist.
Sometimes you let the concerns of others become too important in your life, leading to stress and worry. If you want more balance, put on your blue underpants. They'll help you take care of yourself first. |
| You Are a Green Crayon | Your world is colored in harmonious, peaceful, natural colors. While some may associate green with money, you are one of the least materialistic people around. Comfort is important to you. You like to feel as relaxed as possible - and you try to make others feel at ease. You're very happy with who you are, and it certainly shows!
Your color wheel opposite is red. Every time you feel grounded, a red person does their best to shake you. |
| Your Taste in Music: | 90's Hip Hop: Highest Influence Classic Rock: Highest Influence 90's Alternative: High Influence 90's Rock: High Influence Adult Alternative: High Influence |
| You Are an Oatmeal Raisin Cookie | On the surface, you're a little plain - but you have many subtle dimensions to your personality. Sometimes you're down to earth and crunchy. Other times, you're sweet and a little gooey. |
| You Are a White Wine Woman | Breezy and casual, you know how to have fun when you're drinking. And even though you can kick back with a few drinks, you never let things get out of hand. Alcohol is not a social lubricant for you... it just enhances your already sparkling personality. You prefer to date a man who is optimistic, friendly, and funny. |
| You Are a Blue Flower | A blue flower tends to represent peace, openness, and balance. At times, you are very delicate like a cornflower. And at other times, you are wise like an iris. And more than you wish, you're a little cold, like a blue hydrangea. |
| You Are Sunrise | You enjoy living a slow, fulfilling life. You enjoy living every moment, no matter how ordinary. You are a person of reflection and meditation. You start and end every day by looking inward. Caring and giving, you enjoy making people happy. You're often cooking for friends or buying them gifts. All in all, you know how to love life for what it is - not for how it should be. |
| Your Gemstone is Topaz | Comforting, considerate, and stable. You are down to earth and grounded. |
| You Are Toast | Old fashioned and a bit of a homebody, you totally go for comfort food. You're the type who loves to cook for friends, and they love you for it. You truly know what tastes good, and you can often pick out the best dish at a restaurant. You don't fall for food trends. You stick with what's been food for a long time! |
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| Joboogy: ...as usual Candice Smith: well Candice Smith: theres this guy Candice Smith: in a land far far away Candice Smith: that has a loooong orange beard Candice Smith: and wears rose colored glasses Candice Smith: that he only takes off for the person that he handed down his cadillac 5000 to Candice Smith: a woman named Jill Candice Smith: she says she feels like his eyes are just burning through her Candice Smith: this is because the man has a genetic lazer eye beam disorder Candice Smith: when his mother gave birth to him by superman after smoking marijuana while he was still in her womb Candice Smith: he immediately killed her and everyone he looked at Candice Smith: because he couldnt control it Candice Smith: so a man named winston who dresses like a butler Candice Smith: who was immune to lazer eye beams Candice Smith: gave him a pair of platinum rose colored glasses Candice Smith: and told him to never, ever show his eyes to anyone Candice Smith: but he lived his life in shame Candice Smith: wondering why he could never show his beautiful blue eyes to anyone Candice Smith: and one day when he was going through puberty and got his first hard-on after falling in love with langa lawn Candice Smith: he took them off to show her and tell her his secret Candice Smith: and she died... with fire Candice Smith: so the day he decided to get rid of his cadillac 5000 Candice Smith: his parents insisted that he give it away Candice Smith: he was still gravely attached to it Candice Smith: see, it was his only friend Candice Smith: so when he met jill Candice Smith: who desperately wanted the vehicle Candice Smith: he waz like Candice Smith: hay watch this Candice Smith: and waz like Candice Smith: *takes off glasses* Candice Smith: and jill waz like Candice Smith: whats that smell Candice Smith: and the man waz like Candice Smith: ITS YOUR FUCKING SKIN BURNING Candice Smith: ITS BURNING BITCH Candice Smith: BURNING Candice Smith: AHAHAHAHHAA Candice Smith: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Candice Smith: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Candice Smith: and he got in his cadillac 5000 Candice Smith: and drove into the sunset ala Grease Candice Smith: and was never to be seen again Candice Smith: the end Joboogy: wtf color is "rose" Candice Smith: like a reddish pink Joboogy: I've seen white roses Candice Smith: well mother fucker, i dont know, ask the person that makes up all those fucking hallmark card like quotes that 12 year old AOL users paste all over their fucking profiles. dont fucking come to me with that fucking existentialism bullshit. Candice Smith: things are like that cause things are fucking like that. Candice Smith: you having some random thought isnt gonna make a fucking difference. Candice Smith: you're fucking insignificant. Candice Smith: fucking fuck FUCKED. Joboogy: :3 God I like you Candice Smith: =3
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| Also:
When you poke a girl in the nose, she will smile.
This is Mrs. Linda's 1st Law of Things That Can't Be Scientifically Proven But Are Cute.
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