May 19th I shall be free once more.  It can not come sooner.

If I had photoshop still, I would make a cool banner.

I find xanga strangely unattractive, and yet I can't give it up.  Spring break was rather dull, but perhaps that was for the best.  In fact, I'm going to explain it with only two words:  reading and movies. 

I guess I should mention the last night of spring break, seeing as it was the non sexual climax of the whole week.  There were strange outtings with friend's girlfriends and ex-girlfriends.  Some how the documentary "Weeping Camel" found its way onto the tv, and I suppose it was a good time. I can't really decide yet.  I mean, the whole night was a good time, but that movie, I still question.  There was wendy's chicken nuggets and brownies as well. 

Um, I beat my mom at scrabble.

I GOT AN 'A' ON MY ECON TEST!  WOOHOO!

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Unfortunately, I'm a devout Benist, but I respect the pastafarians.  They do good work.

Currently Watching Pulp Fiction (Collector's Edition) By Samuel L. Jackson, John Travolta, Bruce Willis see related

So, possibly the worst day of my life has ended.  And just to give you an idea, my mom refused to cook me dinner, which is kind of a big deal. 

But what I had, or rather didn't have for dinner is not the point.  Because I've just experienced the best midnight ever. 

Picture this:  A foot long pancake, smothered in butter, peanutbutter, and topped with blueberry syrup.  Yes, blueberry. 

Eu-fucking-phoria.

Currently Watching Snatch (Single Disc Edition) By Brad Pitt, Jason Statham see related

You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.

And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead.

You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter.

You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".