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Name: Ben Country: United States State: California Birthday: 11/11/1988 Gender: Male
Interests: i like chillin, bballin, gamblin, laughin (one of the 2 things u must hav in life) , and LOVE. like u love my nipples! oo yes and eatin. cant 4get dancin (da best activity there is) Expertise: makin ppl laugh, i can always make someone laugh. u can bet on dat ;) Occupation: Artist
Message: message me AIM: ItsYamChaTime
Member Since:
6/22/2004
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| highlight from da past 2 weeks-
i boxed 2 people. da first one was a lil nerd, so i wanted to end it in one punch. so i let him attak me until i had a open shot. so he ran away then came at me so i did a 360 punch. but he ran to fast and elbowed him in da nose. so he had a nose bleed. then i just wooped his ass later. then i boxed da 2nd guy. so i start swingin then he ducked so i uppercut him in the nose. then he start to get a nose bleed. so 5 mins later we went again. then we didn't hit each other 4 like 5 mins becasue i backed up so much. then he hit me on the neck so dat made me mad. so i start hittin myself to pump me up. then i start killin him. the end. im out, time to go outside. | | |
| havent been in here 4 so long! man ok its spring break guys, n u knoe wat? it sucks ass becasue everyone left me. dammit! im a loner... well on friday i flew a broken ass mother fuken kite at skool. it was awsome!!! then i went 2 kfc wit lawrence. then i went home n took a fat nap. then my lil bro called me n told me 2 go out. so i got dressed n everythin. then my friends picked me up. we went 2 golden gate park around like 11. so me, nick, daniel, my lil bro, n chase were ready 2 fight 5 other people. then they fukin bitched out. man i was hella ready becasue hes talkin shit about my friends friend. so i was like lets do this shit. but then kevin ( the one we were suppose 2 beat up ) chickened out because he wanted 2 fight one on one wit my friends friend. but he wasn't there. so he just fukin left. then we went 2 a park. meet up wit some people n smoked. exept me n my lil bro. u noe i got 2 keep clean. then we chilled there 4 like an hour. then we caught da 28. n got off at state! man so we had 2 walk 30 mins back 2 our house. then jade, daniel, and pauline came 2 my house and ate then they left. now im home doin nuttin at all. o yah i went out 2 eat wit my family. but dat is all. so spring break sucks ass.
mother fukin story 3-
ok all these hot chicks came up 2 me wit knives. so i wooped there ass wit one hand and 4 turtles n da other. i wooped each ones ass one by one. i use da turtle shell as a shield. then i took da car and drove off as far as i can. some cops pulled me over. then they said can i c ur.... n pop, i punched him n da face. n drove off. so some teenage mutante ninja rabbits attaked me. so i pulled out a radioactive bottle n poored it on da turtles. so they helped me fight da bunnys. we killed then n ate radioactive bunnys 4 dinner. then all these hookers slash assaisins attaked me. so i activated my condom then thay all ran away. then i c walked home. but then when i got home my house burned down!!! 2 b continued... DUM DUM DUMMM!!! | | |
| Story 2
So i was joggin right, then dis one big ass mofo was in his car. then i
kept joggin, but then he got out and try 2 kidnap me.so i bust in this
abondoned house. all i saw was guns, knives, and cats. so wen he came
in i grabbed all da cats i can. and i threw at least 300 at him. he
finally ran away. then he ran across da city and he thought he was
safe. But hes WRONG. i pop out of da bushes and start throwing more
cats. he yelled stop stop i surrender. so i jus walk away. but then he
try 2 hit me from behind so i used a cat dat was in my pants and threw
it at him. then i just roundhouse his ass wit my kung-fu. then a bunch
of girls came up in a car. so i c walked there. Then they all came out
of da car wit knives.... TO BE CONTINUE!!! DUM DUM DUMMMM!
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| Song of da day- drop it likes it hot - snoppy dawggy dawg
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! woot woot, 4 shizzles n nizzeles. u got da point.
My resolutions:
1) not act so cocky 
2) drink more wata!!
3) do better n skool
4) work out
5) dun try 2 start fights! HAHA
....o_0.... hi im ben..... | | |
| hope everyone havin a good break. skool is almost here. Coach Carter is hella tight!!!! What a great movie!!!! i got da 13s!!! yah woopie
Brass Monkey! that funky monkey. REMIX!!!! just da two of us.. peaches
n cream. stop girl cant get enough, wanna taste it n da mournin wen i
wakin up, peach cobler n my stomik wen i eat it up, got ur legs around
my neck so i cant get up.. everybody 1, 2 step......o_0
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