Bob 5: Freak Show

       Hey dudes, California is awesome.  Bob, the extreme billygoat here.  A lot has happened since you last saw me.  I befriended Jonny Fridgemuffin!  He got me a job as an actor.  One day he took me surfin'.  He told me that I couldn't go until my hair was shaggy like his.  So after weeks of Rogaine and careful grooming, I got to go.  Here is a picture.  Bob ->                One day while I was acting, this guy named The Incredible M approached me.  He took away my job! (Just as I was makin' Goatinator 2 with my famous line "I'll Return").  He put me in a cage. There was a sign on the cage that said "Freak Show".  Using my red crayon I put an "X" in front of "Freak" and in my neatest handwriting with my favorite grey crayon I wrote billygoat.  One day a zookeeper came and sued for animal abuse.  I was then put in a van and now i am goin somewhere.  That's where I'm goin'.  See ya!

Bob 4: On the Road Again

          Hola, mi muchachos. It is I, Bob the Billygoat. Last time I saw you, I was leaving South America. Well now I am ridin through the streets of Mexico City. Some mexican started screamin, "Ole" when he saw me. I got scared when some Mayans tried to sacrifice me. But I talked them out of it. I asked Chief Onestone if he knew anything about the artifact. "How," he said, "I no know where it be." But he told me a valuble lesson. "Now in the time of my father Onestone, my Mayan people were at war with the Aztec people. The Aztec chief Big Sky suddenly died. He had two sons, Bluebird and Yellowbird. Bluebird became the new chief. My grandfather decided to attack Bluebird. He did and Bluebird was defeated. Then, Yellowbird was wlected the new chief. My grandfather was attacked and killed by Yellowbird. The moral of the story is that you can't kill two birds with Onestone."  "OOHH!" I said. "I will tell that to everyone." Since no one in Mexico knew about the map Idaho Joe gave me, I decided to go get a car and go to America.  On the way to the rental agency, I bumped into Jonny Fridgemuffin, the greatest actor (human actor) the billygoat tribe has ever known.I don't know whether or not to call my people the billygoat tribe, or my homie billygoats. Anyway, here's a picture.  

Now I'm goin to California.

Comin Soon - Bob 5: Freak Show

BOB 3: THE DIGESTIVE SYSTEM OF A JAGUAR

     Hi guys. Remember me? It's Bob. Bob the billygoat. Last time you saw me I was runin from a thin jaguar.  Well, my circumstances have changed. The jaguar is now fat. Partly because it ate me. I pleaded with him not to eat me. I said, "Please kind jaguar, I have a sick billywife and two starving billychildren." He must have known I was lying because he ate me anyway. One day, while I was sitting in the jaguar's belly, I got a visitor. He was a human. His name was Idaho Joe. He gave me a map pointing to the location where a secret artifact was hidden. Here is a picture:   Fat Jaguar ->          Somehow, I managed to get out of the jaguar's belly. Unfortunately, Idaho Joe was not so fortunate. The last time I saw him, he had just planted a potato farm. Now I am going to find the artifact. So that is where I am goin.

Comin Soon - Bob 4: On the Road Again