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Name: Ivan
Gender: Male
Member Since: 7/26/2005

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The Sith master has been out travelling, and in his absence, the Force is weak with me. Sometimes I am barely able to bite the servant when he brings me my food.

On that subject, his insolence grows daily, especially now that he has entered the teen-age years. He sleeps late and forgets to feed me, "hangs out" with his equally maladjusted friends, and frequently fails to address me with the proper titles and courtesies due me. Young humans these days...

The yellow finch persuades the canary to turn against me, and each day I feel less welcome in my own home. Poor me, what have I done to deserve this?

The finch, or "lovebird" is such a dunce; he believes that the canary is his mother - though she is half his size, has spindly legs and beak, and has a melodic voice. A nasty temper too, but the voice of an angel... Oh canary, I think am in love with you. But why do you always bite me when I lean against your window and sing?

Gubby doesn't shower much. He doesn't brush his teeth when he goes camping. He should start shaving, but he doesn't, so he has rat whiskers. Food gets stuck in them and starts to stink, especially milk.

Stop reading over my shoulder Gubby.
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Good morrow to you all, I am Ivan "the evil cockatiel" Conorus and I am deeply honoured to make your acquaintance. I enjoy long walks on the carpet, preening, and other creature comforts. That shall be all for now.