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| I'm super pissed because this is the third time i have tried to type this post. The first two times were each about as long as a normal length entry but now, i think i'll make it brief. Jack Attack Lang is back in a new form. It's called JackAttacXLanga, it's better than Coca-Cola, but not as good as Dr. Pepper. It's the quilted thicker quicker picker-uper... the Bounty of Xangas. This new xanga will knock the socks off of anything that is wearing socks... and that's a fact jack.. OHHHHHHH!!!! anyway... i hope you look forward to the new life breathed into XLanga by our guest writer David Colquitt who promises to be better than the previous one, never to be mentioned again on this xanga but reffered to only as "Sandman" or "Sitting Bull". I take that back... only sitting bull. Sandman is way too cool of a name. In fact everyone start calling me sandman. If you see me in the halls of MHS just give a little, "What's up Sandman?" or "Heyyyy Sandman! How's it going?".
If you are looking for things that are considered "metrosexual", a term made up by today's youth to describe those homosexuals that are still "in the closet" so to speak, look elsewhere. This is a hetero community and only heterosexual behavior will be accepted.
I apologize again for the lack of entertaining material but again, this is the third time i have written this damn post.
Thank you, and goodnight,
JACK ATTACK xLangaDON | | |
| Tonight the 81-42 win over Mayde Creek was overshadowed with much dispair and disgust. Although Robbie Carman destroyed the Mayde Creek offense with his status as the only player that plays both offense and defense (Domanique playing only defense and the rest of the team being an offensive powerhouse that needs no part in the defense) something troubling has been brought to my attention. When I left to go to the basketball game, I had just been informed of a post on a certain Xanga journal. I would hate to stoop so low as to mention any names but I'm pretty sure that we all know to whom I am refering. This person's exact quote about the Memorial football game on saturday against Clear Lake was as follows (because I know nobody reads their crap anyway):
"Ok, and that was by far the most exciting football game I think I have ever seen. I've never gotten into one as much as I did for that game. And how did we not win? We outran them, out-passed them. But wait a second. The KICKER SUCKED BALLS!!! Not saying I could do any better, far from it. But the importance of a good kicker is tremendous! Does anyone remember Graham Robinson? That guy could KICK! And if he was playing, we would have defenitely won that game. No doubt!"
If you recognize his slanted style with a slightly afeminate or gay undertone, I am dissapointed. Now I'll be the first to say that Graham was a great kicker, and you can trust me because I actually know what a football is, and the place kicker is as important as any other position on the field, but if you ask me or anyone else that has a heart or a brain, Scott Miller has been one of the most important players this season. Coach Koch puts it best when he says that each game is determined by a couple of plays, an important drive, or a shift in momentum. The end to an amazing season can not be placed on the most valuable shoulders of one person, especially if that person is Scott Miller.
This is not even what perturbed me. Ok, I won't lie, it did make me mad. But it was only when the amazing writer of the quote above tried to mask the truth from his readers in a selfish attempt to maintain his slightly above uncool status. You see when someone censosors the comments left by it's readers, in my eyes, they have something to hide. I would just like to know what it is. All I posted was that Scott Miller was only outscored by one person this year, Hunter Clinch (who probably lost the game too because he didn't have ten rushing touchdowns and eleven receiving touchdowns). Hunter scored 66 points this year on eleven touchdowns. Now it is plain for anyone to see that Scott's measley 62 points contributed nothing to the sucess of the team and that Graham Robinson should be redshirted to come back to highschool and kick for the Mustangs in the playoffs. I also included my opinion that before you can criticize a kicker for missing a kick, you should probably be able to draw a football or at least be able to explain the concept of a goalpost.
For you're reading disenjoyment, I leave you with my friend's response to the numbers and opinions represented in the above paragraph. Please forgive again for the profain use of the english language in the following quotation:
"Ok, note to Jack Langdon (if you're reading this, which I will be surprised if you are bc I've blocked you from both AIM and my xanga now, although I'm sure you'll get wind of this, bc people do talk) LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!!! And I just have to say one thing: Funny how you should bash my xanga all the time and tell people not to read it on your xanga when you are the one getting pissed at what I have to say on my xanga and leaving comments about it. You are the biggest hypocrite I have ever seen in my entire life. So, I don't know how our friendship can survive after this, I'm very easy to forgive, but in this case, it's gonna be a lot harder. So just some words of wisdom that I will impart to you: Don't speak to me again, unless those words are a heartfelt "I'm sorry." Bc you do not exist to me from this day forward. To my loyal readers: Sorry I had to air my dirty laundry out here and stoop as low as to talk about Jack Langdon on my xanga. I know this is exactly what he wants, but I'm drawing my line in the sand. So, I will be back tomorrow, as always, with my Trials and Tribulations. I just pray that this can be resolved peacefully, but that's all up to Mr. Langdon. We'll see. Keeps it real, playas."
You're barking up the wrong tree my friend. I'm sorry that you had to take what I thought was a joke and turn it in to a monster. If you won't talk to me, I guess I won't talk to you either, but on the record, it didn't have to come to this. I'm sorry to hear that Scott Miller's missed field goal was something that you would consider a "Trial" or "Tribulation" but let me just say that if you keep it up, you're going to have much bigger problems to write about.
Unlike other Xangas you may or may not read, you can feel free to leave as many comments as you want, good or bad. | | |
| ♦ A Xanga Entry By Jack Langdon ♦
-A tribute to those that spent valuable time at Memorial High School football games this season-
Well, it's been a great run. Literally... Memorial High, as of last night, ended the most amazing season that many of the coaches, staff, players, and students have seen in recent years. I think just about everyone could agree that the Mustangs never gave up and in the end, after an incredible nine-game winning streak and a 28-0 smashing of Stratford, we showed that we had what it took to be a major contender in the playoffs.
Katy will play Clear Lake this weekend at the Astrodome, in a game that many people feel we would be better suited for. Regardless, when the game came to a close in that third and final overtime, the Falcons had somehow outscored the Mustangs. Though a 9-4 record is very impressive, most fans, coaches and players would say that a ten win seasons was in the Mustang's grasp. Clear Lake was a great team, and probably deserved to win the game because of missed opportunities for Memorial to put it away, but when you look at the game statistically, Memorial won big. Only two or three big plays let Clear Lake have a shot at the win and Memorial came out twice as prepared in the second half.
The work that the players did was very commendable. In fact, this is probably the best team that Memorial has ever had. It's great to think that everyone involved was a part of the success that Memorial shared as a school. From the pep-rallies (cheerleaders), to the run throughs (KSA), to the band (Baird, Eckert and Co.), to the marketts (Desi), to the fans (Will Porter, Doug Adams, and Teddy Holtz) the things we did as a team were only boosted by your confidence in us and moral support. It was hard at times, but being able to play a football game in front of Memorial fans was something that many people will never have. And, on behalf of the team, we would like to thank you for your support.
On a completely different note, I have been receiving slight criticism from people too scared to leave their name. I've had things like, "Stop picking on Teddy, he's a sweet-heart" and "Why do you hate Teddy so much" said to me a lot recently and frankly, I've had enough. Let's set it straight here. I don't hate Teddy... I hate TTT (Terribly Typed Text). It is easy for anyone to see that a doubly xanga has many benifits over one that vociferously states every event that occurs in a typical day. Come on Teddy, you don't do enough cool stuff to write a fully amazing xanga about everyday. For those of you that leave messages saying, "Well I think that you xanga sucks and I like Ted The Tank's soooooo much better" I say, "Suck it, if you like TTT so much better than obviously you are too cool to read 'The Doubly' and therefore you have better things to do with your time that to post comments on 'The Doubly'." Just let it go... The doubly lives on.
What's the deal with those people that wear scubs to school anyway. I mean, come on, you're not doctors people, quit pretending.
It's been over a week since my last dance party in the darkroom and if I can say one thing, it's that I am absolutely ready for it.
Next Post: Cordless phones and the invention of the "In-House Cordless Phone Pager". It's great for finding the phones, but terrible for finding some peace and quite. (And if that doesn't interest you, read it anyway because we all know that I can't stay on topic for long enough to talk about one thing.) | | |
| "The suspense builds...the crowd roars...finally...the doubly Xanga has arrived. I also love nature" - Henry David Thoreau
Thoreau was more than right. The long awaited doubly Xanga has finally arrived. From now until infinity, the JACKATTACKLANG Xanga will be a "doubly", and Jack and I will be rotating Xanga entries. Hold your tears...you need to be able to read on. If you know who the "I" refers to in the above sentence, skip the next paragraph.
Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Daniel Hilton. Some call me Dan Man. Others call me D-Hill or D-Thrill. Personally, I prefer Sitting Bull...but that's a personal preference. I am a 18-year old high-school student. I have large calves. A picture of me will soon be included.
So now to the good stuff. Jack and I decided to do this doubly Xanga because: A) it's never been done, and we think it is a good idea, B) we feel that it will bring more popularity (buzz word: "hits") to the site if there is more fresh material and ultimately more xangaing, C) we have staged a Xanga war on TTT (trials and tribulations of Teddy; aka Terribly Typed Text) and we know that a doubly can take his down, even though a negative threebly would be good enough to take his POS down, and D)Jack and I have alot in common, so we decided that having a Xanga in common is a good idea.
The new motto is "make Xangas, not excuses". Here at the doubly, that's exactly what we try to do. You won't see Jack or I trying to tear people down. We believe in writing, not fighting (unless of course you consider the Xanga war a fight; it's more of a an all out war than a simple scuffle). So, basicially, Jack and I support WMD's.
So, that's my intro. I hope you all are excited about the doubly, and you should definitely be expecting another update within the next few days. Thanks to all, and good night. | | |
| Sorry it's been so long since the last post. I tried to update but it kept telling me that the site was down and that it would be up shortly. Shortly came and went and it still wouldn't let me post so I gave up, until now. In case you haven't noticed yet, this is officially Jak and Dan's Doubly. That's right, xanga.com's first ever "Doubly Xanga." So I just thought I would let you all know that between Memorial's dominance on the football field that sent the team to the playoffs and took up much of my time recently, and Schnell's loserness and assignment of many essays and things of that nature, I have been hard pressed to keep my xanga alive. I realize that you all may think that I have let you down but I encourage you all; for I have not let you down, just dissapointed you.
Over an hour ago I was walking through my kitchen with a Dr. Pepper with which I had the intentions of drinking. I came upon my mom and was startled and slightly enfuriated when she said that I wasn't allowed to drink something with that much caffine this late at night (10:00 p.m.). Here I am a little over an hour later enjoying the refreshing taste of that bubbly goodness that we all know of as "our little pepper upper". Well, at least that was their advertising slogan ten to twenty years ago. I guess we don't still refer to it as that. Although I would argue that it still is because I thought it was somewhat clever.
Jake Nebergall once said to me that my xanga brought tears to his eyes. Obviously he was talking about tears of joy and this was further shown by his recent movement for a "Xanga playoff shirt". On the front would be a normal guy dressed in normal clothes except this guy would be absolutely ripped. At least twice as jacked as the mustang on our shirts. On the back would be a list of people that have xangas but the list would be of usernames and not real names. Of course one of these people would have their name "accidentally" left off of the list. You should know who I am refering to and if you don't you are not a true fan of mine. This would just make it easier for people to find the site that they were looking for. But the most important thing on the shirt would be on the back at the top where is says "2004 Xanga District Champion: JackAttackLang".
Recently, I was introduced in front of many people by a certain person that is held in high regards with many people and that many people would consider famous. This person introduced me as a few things but among these things was "The writer of the best online journal of all time". That truly made me feel bubbly inside.
This just in, Jordan Lake's leg was attacked by a chair after friday night's game. He claims that he was just walking along when all of the sudden William Harvey's chair jumped out of his locker, broke it's own arm off, and then stabbed it's arm nub directly into Jordan's leg. Eyewitnesses described the chair as "A ferocious beast with razor sharp teeth and the eyes of a demon." That is all we have confirmed at this time. Stay tuned for more on this story, and because my Xanga is better than Teddy's.
"Keeps it real playas!" -Teddy Hotlz
P.S. Yes, Teddy does say that at the end of each of his xanga entries. Yes, Teddy does let his dates change his hairstyles. Yes, Teddy does still go by Teddy even though his is probably eighteen and not five or ninety-five. Yes, Teddy's xanga does suck, but it's ok... he doesn't realize it. Yes, Broken by Seether featuring Amy Lee is a great song...(Scottie, I missed you at football practice) | | |
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