Analyze this! I had a bizarre dream last night. The dream began with me flying. I was some kind of superhero, except I was being chased by a group of other super-powered people who wanted me dead. I knew I couldn't take them on by myself. If I was going to die, I was going to die by my own hands, on my own terms. Somehow, I knew that if I got captured the fate had in store for me was something worse than death.
So there I was flying, with 3-5 other people flying after me. One of them threw a black blob orb at me, but I caught it before it could hit me. I took it and smashed it on the face of one of the people chasing me. The blob popped and started suffocating the guy. Unfortunately, some of it were stuck on my hand. I tried flying away, but the suffocating guy kept following me. I flew the opposite direction, and was able to fly far enough to stretch the black stuff to the point it came off my hand.
However, there were still people following me, wanting me dead. I figured I better kill myself now before they catch me. There was a bright, red-orange sphere hovering over the ocean. I could feel the heat it generated a long distance away. I flew towards it, figuring that it would be hot enough to kill me. Unfortunately, it wasn't. Suddenly, a burning meteor the size of a house crashed near me in the ocean. The water began to boil. I didn't want to die by boiling, so I did a few backstrokes in the water and flew away.
I headed towards the sun. I would die before I could even get to its surface. I got closer and closer, until I hit a wall. Apparently, the sun wasn't really a sun, rather it was a large poster on a large wall.
Is this bizarre enough for you or what? There's more.....
Suddenly, I was no longer flying over the ocean. I was at the end of a hall way. The sun poster was still plastered on the wall to my right. I attempted to tear it away, only to find bricks. Somehow, I knew there was a hole somewhere behind the poster, so I kept tearing away until I found it. At the moment I saw a crack in the wall, I noticed 2 gestapo-like police walking down the hall. They were searching everybody in sight.
One of them starts getting angry at one of the people in the hallway. Apparently, the person had broken a law...no Star Trek allowed. The 2 police-people start tearing down posters that had pictures of Tom Paris (one of the Star Trek: Voyager characters) on them. For some reason I didnt notice those posters before, nor did I notice the shelves screwed onto the wall that had Star Trek paraphanelia displayed on them. In order to not be detected I start helping the police-people by taking down the Start Trek Toys.
Blank...
Suddenly, I was in a hotel room with a bunch of other people. There was what's his name who plays Garibaldi in Babylon 5, and my friends Billy Curtis, Sam Morris, Dave Clark, and others. I knew that I had to keep my objective secret from everybody or else I would face the fate that was worse than death. My objective was still to fly into the sun.
I tried to stay inconspicuous. I played along with everybody. I acted happy and mindless. Apparently, the day was the day for the Pride parade in this quaint little town by the beach. By the beach? Suddenly, we were all at the other side of the wall, but I couldn't just fly towards the sun with everybody looking. They would go after me and do whatever it was that was worse than death. I waited.
Before the parade, everybody went to the beach. For some reason, though, nobody was aloud in the water. Everyone just laid on the sun, soaking in the UV rays. Some people moved away from the crowd to find there own little spots to make out. I thought maybe I could keep going down the beach until nobody could see me, then fly towards the sun, but wherever I went everyone's eyes followed me.
I walked back through the hole in the wall and returned to my hotel room. I figured, if I go to my room, let everyone relax a little, then suddenly fly towards the sun, I will at least have a head start on everybody. Unfortunately, when I got to my room, that Garibaldi guy was there resting. Damn! I couldn't get away from anybody. Just then, the parade was passing by the hotel. I looked out the window and took pictures of everybody.
When I finished, I turned away from the window and there was Billy Curtis, Sam Morris,Dave Clark, Jaime Gutierrez and Zachary Burt with 2 motorcycles. Apparently, they wanted to know how it would be like to ride the motorcycles in the hotel hallways. Sam went off on his motorcycle, as Jaime reved up the other one.
I figured this would be a good time to sneak away while everyone is preoccupied with something. I went to the hall in the wall again, and step through. I walked towards the beach and looked up to the sun. There was nobody in sight. Perfect.....
Then I woke up.
Don't you hate it when that happens? | 
