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Name: Jason
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Birthday: 8/21/1988
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Wednesday, July 27, 2005

Currently Listening
Widow's Weeds
By Tristania
Preludium & Evenfall
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So how do you like the new look?  I'm still adding more music to the list though.  Check out the music on it so far, it's pretty badass shit.

~J~

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....it's been 69 days since I've had this Xanga..hmch...hmchch...::laughs like Sergeant Major::

~J~


Tuesday, July 26, 2005

Currently Listening
Reign in Blood
By Slayer
Raining Blood
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I think I got taller?

~J~

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Jewel Baca*   Of Course Spewing Slit The CoozeGusher

 

Of Course Back at it in the barn Of Course barn action

 

A Animated Adventures Yes JapToons

These are the subjects I get when I get porn e-mail, what the hell is up with always saying of course, and always having the subject no make sense, I mean come on, just read em again, and I noted the name

Jewel Baca, cuz I think it's just it's a damned funny porno name, seeing as it's after Chewbaca.  Sheesh,  Peace!

~J~


Sunday, July 24, 2005

Currently Watching
Tommy Boy - Holy Schnike Edition
By Chris Farley, David Spade, Brian Dennehy, Bo Derek
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I had to gather rocks , which had sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo many lil bugs all on em, and there was a shit load of broken glass all around the rocks, then I had to walk through a bunch of sharpish weeds almost as tall as me to try and find a space to dig a hole, and I did, then I filled a wheel barrel up with the dirt and took it back, but it got caught on somthing, so I pushed it really hard, and a BIGASSSSS thorny branch, with big fucking thorns, whipped my in the knee, and cut it, and when I pulled it out/away, it cut my finger as well, and then i had to get 2 more loads of dirt, and lemme say, it is hard as Hell pushing a wheel barrel through that shite. and its hard to dig a huge hole when its raining....

And I'm on vacation.....pfftt

~J~


Saturday, July 23, 2005

Currently Listening
Ultimate Manilow
By Barry Manilow
Coacoa Cabana
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This one goes out to a great friend of mine, Kailee Downer, aka Gaylee, aka Hoove, aka No Draws.  "You were the best, I'm gonna miss you man". (Tommy Boy quote)  We've had some good times, some better ones, and then back to the good ones.  Really they've all been fun.  You were the hottest girl in the BMMT, now who's left?  I think now I'm the hottest girl, its that pathetic now.  Pfftt, thanks a lot.  Well I'm gonna certainly miss you a whole lot, as I'm sure most will, shite just won't be the same.  Now who am I sposed to say "shut up Kailee" to?  Lindsay?  Her German ass will have me cremated like a Jew, cuz I stereotypically am one.  Case in point, you are my homie, and you will be greatly missed.  We all heart you Kailee, have fun at Sand Lake, and most importantly of all, stay metal!!!  \m/

~J~


Friday, July 22, 2005

Currently Listening
Big Pimpin'
By Jay-Z
Big Pimpin'
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By the time I get back, I'll have completed over 3,900 sit-ups.  And still, I've only a five pack to show for it, though you can almost see it when I don't flex, hmm, maybe I'll get a tan? Who knows.  I love breasts.

~J~

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Ozzfest is soldout.....:(



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