HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOOOO MEEEE, deng Yesss.... todays my BIRTHDAY soo.... happy birthday to Vu, happy birth day to Vu... You can tie your shoe, happy birthday to youuuuu, why dont you go take a poo, happy birthdaaaaay tooooo youuuuuu....

Alrite but fereal tho it is.
So yeah, I think I might be having a mid life crisis. Cuz well I having a feeling I might not make it past 30, and as of now I'm 17. Now you must be thinking, wait Vu, I'm in -Algebra 2+ and belived that 30-17=13 and 13, I believe is not half of 30. So, should you be 15 to have your crisis? WELL I will explain, I'm a late bloomer so i get lke 2 years added so BOW. Ah.............................................................................................
Oh yeah I had a frikkin crazy dream maaaan...
Well it was a nice sunnyday, just chillin at my houes all of a sudden the pope shows up at my house. He was short and skinny kinda of like ghandi but really short. he was all muscular but had rinkly skin. He had bronze ish gold color skin and he showed up with 3 black vans infront of my house. All of a sudden the vans opened up and all these friggin guys in black suits came out with like frikkin Ak-47's and blasting at my house aiming for me. Well for some reason I dont know why, but they wanted me to die... I had a hand gun that i got out of nowhere and I had to hold them off with that gun. A buncha other stuff happened during the shootings but I liked killed them all and then the Pope dissappeared... Then I was back at school and I was transferred to a different class, but the whole classroom/class was all mixed around in my dream. I started to tell people what happened and nobody believed me. Deng.. that sucks dood.
So... I decided... I shall rule the world... World Domination will be my job title when I grow up and and shall rule the world with either a soft hand or an Iron Fist. Ill will decide if I shall add 2 years to your life, or take it away. Some peoples lives are allrighty decided, you know who you are! But for that... I will need funds to bring myself up to power, so you know what always helps, donations, uhuh uhuh uhuh. Get me up to the top and Ill bring you up with me.
Now... when people have a graduation party, they have all their life's achievements up on a stand or what not. I will probably have my playstation 2 :(
Good Stuff
Contra - The game where you would willing sacrifice you friend/partner to get that better gun.
Super Mario Bros. - The only game where I played since a child, and never beat.... damn you stupid pitfall of dOOm
It explains itself
"Where The Hood Where The Hood Where The Hood At"
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