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Name: Joey
Country: United States
State: New Jersey
Birthday: 4/29/1988
Interests: same as listed above
Expertise: How 'bout being loved by all while playing soccer,the bass, and fighting?
Occupation: Military
Industry: Hospitality
Message: message me
Member Since:
12/7/2003
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| Yeah, hey...back in action...alright..way to go...here we go...
I never took the time to explain this picture...it's the basist
from Earth Wind and Fire. H's a pretty cool guy, from a very cool band.
Another band i have gotten more into lately is America. They are
interesting. Speaking of America, how bout them..in the
OLYMPICS...
So the Olympic games are taking place right now, boy i hate those
greeks...they made the torch a cross between one of those drinking bird
toys and a huge joint. Other than the greeks ruining the games,
they've been alright. Iraq and Argentina are tearing up things on
the soccer field. That's cool. I guess.
Speaking of the world's greatest game EVER, I got paid last wek to help
ou at a soccer camp. SUH WEET. the week was pretty fun, but i
would rather be paid to PLAY. But I cannot complain at all.
I also got paid from my neighbor for helping him paint houses. I
made a load of cash this summer, and worked about a month. I am
rolling in approximately 6 or 7 benjamins. I want to go to the
bank, get some hundred dollar bills, and literally ROLL in them.
But that would be a little over the top, and money is kinda dirty.
OKAY! SO. what else happened.... My parents kept leaving this
month. So we've had the house to ourselves alot. they're away
right now too. If you're wondering why i didnt throw a massive
kegger, it's cuz im not an idiot. If it's one thing I've learned
from shows lilke 7th heaven, it's these things NEVER work out as
planned. The best luck i would have with that would be if a plane
crashed on the house.
So ya, roc's rents were gone for a couple days too. They went down to take Marie off to college (so precious). So we all went over rocs and had a blast.
Yesterday, every1 went to hang at our lady friend's house. Her
name is now Saucepan. She complained about being named after a
kitchen item, but i told her there were worse things to be named
after. At soccer, we call kids by what they wear...Kelme, DUKE,
KAKKI, Candada!....so k sauce (saucepan) really can't complain.
Anywy, we went down there, and Back to the Future 2 was on. What a fine
movie. That BIFF guy is a total spaz, and i cant get over it. ya,
so me and ry got bored and hungry, so we left and went to BK. We
got a load of food, and saw a sign in the window that said "Free Food
For Your Thoughts" so after we passed it, Ry went in reverse to
read the rest. Turned out that we were to "look at the back of our
receipt and take a short survey" so when we asked the girl at the
window how long the survey was, it turned out u had to call an 800
number, and take it. THAT is a waste. While we waited for the
food, Ryan started to shoot the breeze with the girl and ask about how
her job was. She pretended to ignore us. Then, we
left....about 18 seconds later, we decided to turn back and get every 1
something from the dollar menu. Just like in a comercial. When we
went back, i dont think the girl remembvered us. she gave us one
bag with just a little salad, and ry starts to drive off. Im like "wo
wo, this isnt all of it". so ry stops, but the car behind us started to
pull up. so after Ryan forces his door oen, he gets out and sits on his
trunk to get the rest of the food. Wierd. Then we went back to
the pan's. And alot of nonsense went on. Then Mrs. Kleffman came down
and told us to put it on the the Gymnastics. She had a comment for
everything. She could have been one of the the commentaters. And
a very unforgiving one at that. int the end, the US got the silver. And
i was ok with that. It was time to go home, but the night was
young, so roc and mel chilled at my house. We watched a premiership
soccer game and stuff.
I am SO glad that the English Premier League has started up
again. I have missed it so dearly. Arsenal has already started
their champion's assult.
My own soccer season kinda began in june, cuz we've had light practices
which i have perfect attendence to even tho they're optional. Pre
season starts next monday, and i cant wait. I love to sweat, and i love
to play.
In other news, Jakie P just IM'ed me with yet another new SN, and told
me about a party and asked if i wanna come, and Im like "ya" then she
asked if we should two way Alicia and Im like "hells ya", so now we're
goin to this bangin' party getting 20 times of nasty!
YEs you're right, i DO watch too mutch TV. PLEASE tell me Im not the only one who know's what the heck Im talking about.
well, i gotta go arrange a public event where I use mel as a soccer bal
and kick him repeatedly. We' call it "The Kicks In The Sticks"
cuz we live in the woods. Kinda like the Rumble in The Jungle...only it
RHYMES. We'll make a fortune. PPL have been waiting for an
event like this since Ali vs Fraiser...or Godzilla vs Mothra!
LATER SUCKAS!
(to all my ppl who just got out the block....done their 4 years in belvy...good luck...ur free...PEACE!)
and RIP Rick James
Im OUT!
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| Why, HELLO THERE!
The 4th of July has passed...I sure do love Independence day. I love America in general. I like the band America. If U named your son America, he'd probably be a pretty cool guy.
So Sunday(the 4th), I worked, at 6am(lame), then came home, watched the Wimbledon Finals And fell asleep on the couch. Then I went with Roccco to Washington to hang for the rest of the day.
"Wow, Joe, It's been a long time..TOO long...I havent seen you in over a week!" -I guess that's a pretty long time...in dog years, that's like 49 days.
So anyway, I went between the fair and the "battle" of the bands(what a joke), the Kleffman's, and Howie's house. Howard's friend from Massachussettes was hangin. He's 29th in the World when it comes to Yo-Yo-ing. That's no joke. The kid is a mastermind. I also met How's little brother, William STORM Deemer. his middle name is storm...and he is a little dirtbag. The child cant go 3 minute without using unneccessary profanities that dont even make sense! We were at how's house eating, and he uses some volgarity COMPLETELY out of contex. and i asked him "Is that really neccissary?" And he responded with "is it neccessary for blankity blank blank?"...it didnt even make sense. The child is out of control. How's mom's BF from Honduras was there too."Hey, get yourselves some salad too, man" and so was his son Jimmy...Jimbo...Child...He's a pretty cool kid.
So after the "Battle" we chilled at the fair a little more, Marie painted a SWEET tattoo on my hand of the actual music form of Am GM( A minor G....school of rock ppl...get with it)
the paint melted and got all over me when I played some intense volley...ppl all looked at me wierd when I moved away from the ball so some 1 else could set me for a spike...can I help it if Im the only one with ups, and u guys can score?Im sorry....
Fireworks after that...a real letdown....
I fell asleep almost right away when I got home, and a good thing too, cuz I had work at 6 again.
Let me tell u a little about my "job". I get up for the nexy week at 5:30, pick corn for about 3 hours, then I go home and sleep forever. It's not too bad, I do hate it. 3 days down, 5 to go....
After corn picking is over, Im gonna be painting houses for about a week. And that should provide piles of cash for me.
Then after that, Im working the little kids soccer camp(finally a job I would like!) I cant wait to teach children how to be cool like me. Im not even sure if Im getting paid to do it, but if I do get paid, it would be an ultimate PLUS.
So that's my summer "carrer". I think next year Im just gonna get a job at subway. Like my brother. Maybe one day, we cancombine our sandwhich making experience and go into business together. "HyndmanFootLongs" ...sounds pretty good to me...we would start out as a sandwhich cart so we could go where ever the business was. Then we would buy out places lilke subway and ...Quiznos...er whatever...Then our only competitors would be big bad Pinera...we'll see how easy it is to compete with a couple of ninjas lerking around their dumpsters.
"does anybody know what happened to Chet and Stew?" asks the Penera manager,"I havent seen them since they took out they trash over 3 hours ago...I'd fire them, but where am I gonna find another Abicrombie reject to take thier places?"
Dont worry Mr man-A-ger, if you cant keep your resturant going, I would be glad to take it of your hands...for a prices...that's right...ALL the salami...
WOW that was wierd. why dont i have my own TV show yet?
O well... I gotta rest up for some more work, then I gotta borrow a couple of carmello's organs so I can sell them to make money for a meat slicer...
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| WOW. wow.....
It's been about two months, ladies and gentlemen. And Lemme
tell ya, a LOT has happened since the last entry. Where do I
start...wow...
April 29, yours truly turned 16. The day after, JZ, Florie and I
went down to Rutgers to see ba ba ba daaaaa....Kanye to the West!
we had quite an adventure getting there, but it was well worth it. the
show was off-the-hoooook. The best live performance I have ever
experienced. So ya, that weekend was pretty fun. After the
concert I hung at my brothers house....Rutgers is alot like
belvidere....bc all his friends were at his house, and they knew me,
and for some reason, Bill Schitino showed up. It was wierd, but I
didnt let it keep me from having a blast. That's one
memory...what else....
Adam came to school for to days, but no 1 really cares about that
guy...ya..I bet he's readin this right now and is all like "hey..that's
not cool" but it really is.
What else,...School is now out for summa...last day of school me and
roc and how went to the hendros, then graduation,...Im gonna miss some
ppl...Im gonna have to give a shout out to my boys JZ, florie, and a
WOO WOO to MC. They Just did 4 years in hte big house, Just got out,
back on the streets.More power to ya.....anyway, at graduation, Gool
read DR Sues....And Im beginning to wonder,did u
urself really graduate gool? I just wanna klnow. And why is ur name
Gool?
Were u named after ur looks?that's gotta be it...after graduation, we
went back to the Hendros till about 1 am. Then I slept over rocs. Then
the next mornin I got a sweet pair of running shoes. But I still havent
gone running.
Roc is away for the week, and howie is living baseball all
summer. I was supposed to chill with Zack some time, and I dont
know WHERE Ro is. So this week Ive been on my own. Until
yesterday, I never even got dressed whole this week. I just wore my wreslting
shorts, or soccer shorts. That's right ladies topless...the whole week
Soccer started this week. and not a day too late. I have been waiting
FOREVER. Watching, dreaming , about soccer. and now that it is
finally here...I am wAy outta shape. I woke up at 1 pm today,
went down to the feilds to shoot aournd with Mickey, and it was
sad. Then I got home, ate, and watched two soccer games in a
row. DC unitef tied, and the Metrostars got robbed. the
UEFA championship is goin on, and it is complete mayham....France,
England and Germany are all out. Do u guys even care about this?
I dont care if u care about it or not, bc it says MONEY's web
page up top. Not "Avid Reader's Page on what He wants to here" ok? so
ya..Im pullin for Portugal or czheck republic to win it. Greece can go
home and work on finishing the stadium for the olympics...lazy lazy
greeks...
US is on it's way to qualifying for the World Cup, and yes, this DID become Money's Soccer Round Up. Deal with it...what else...
Ya..this Season for Belvidere better be ok. Not BC we're getting
any more talent, but bc we got heart...well not yet. I have to motivate
every one first. We'll all sit down and watch Miracle....
Jason randomly stopped the house today, and stole a bag of chips. I
begged him on to take the ruffles, but he heartlessly drove away with
them....he keeps asking me if I have a job.....Germanyies coach just
resigned, so there are openings, but why work when u don have to...I
have 2 or 3 small jobs that will add up to about...a month of work. SUH
WEET. I can handle that.
Summer reading is dumb. I hate Ernest Hemingway. I didnt know that guy
spoke spanish. I got my grades today(random). And i did ok.
I passed a couple finals without studying (chu ching). and I passed the
chem final after answerring...about 16 qustions.
Life is good so far. Except Im broke. But not so brok that I would get a real job.(take that, J)
I need money to see Anchor Man...and Spider Man. both are Must
Sees. I saw Dodgeball, and it was pretty funny. But Anchor Man
will be much better.
I gotta go now I guess.....Thank you SO muych for reading all of
this. And if yopu skipped stuff, SHAME ON YOU. You are missing
out. and Thanks to my cuz jess, who told me to write one of these
again...I sure this will eat up alot of ur time, sitting infront of the
computer doing nothing, and bothering me... yup...I gotta go.
Mel, practice fallingt down, and I'll be there in a minute.
(Have nothing against Mel,...I LIKE him...LOVE him....but I have
created a tradition, and traditions were not made to be...whatever. Why
are u still reading this? get a life. LOVE ME
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| yeah...ok....
So it's been...another while....
Alot has probably happened between now and my last entry.
Lots of chilling jamming, excersize, school, and other nonsense.
The weather has been BLAZING this week, and the trees are exploding
with color and sent and FLAVA! O YES. my cuz also came for a lil visit.
That was cool. I cant wait till summer is over so i can go see all of
them.
WHAT ELSE! oh, only 8, count em, 8 days till my d-day. I had an
away msg on about it, and when i came back on, i had a msg from J Z
saying "UNNNNITYYYYY!"...HAHA. He says that alot in the hallway...one
of these days i know the phone will ring and I'll pick it up and hear
"UNITYYYY!"...then I'll open the door.."UNITYYYY!"..wierd..that would
be cool. so ya...that's all that's up right now.
OH! i got a haircut today, but even MORE importantly, ROCCO got a
haircut. And howard is pitching in a minor leage stadium.
WHAAAAA. and also, I b-roke mel's arms...OOPS! that's the future!
Im outta here...UNITYYYY!
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| OK! so....the satan flakes are falling again.... 
The teen arts fair was today...I WILL NOT tell u what happened on the busride over there...it involes...betrayal, and the invasion of personal space ...and the story will not be told....
So we got there (not soon enough) and it was snowing.
I plopped my work onto the display table, and walked around till it
wuold be my turn to get critiqued...
I went to the photography room where i chatted for over an hour
with PETER KEADY. That guy is jsut as cool as i
remember him. Ad i learned a little trick of the pros for
patchin up scratches....NOSE GREASE. LOVELY!
So then, we had to leave early cuz school was gonna let out early
too. So no critique, I went on the bus, and lemme tell ya...na.
We got to school, I had lunch, rocco told me all about the band rehersal that i missed (and i didnt miss much). Then, off to 5th and 6th period, and home.....
When i got home I layed on the couch and fell asleep. Then i was
awaken by the whispering of my mom and the obnoxious jabbering of
Adam...
Then I had a little bite to eat, wrote my essay, and chatted with howard....
And now.....I would like to share something that happened with my mother and i only ten minutes ago....
She comes in singing the Beatles song, "Get Back" and i couldn't
help but notice that her lyrics were a little ...odd. Here's how
it REALLY goes....
Jojo was a man who thought he was a loner
But he knew it wouldnt last.....
Here' what my mom sung....
Jojo was a man who thought he was a woman
But he was another man
WHY MOTHER!
WHY!!!! I was so troubled by this that i had to find the REAL
words on the internet. Then i told my mom....she laughed and said, "It
seemed to make sense to me..." only in ur head mom...She's been singing
it like that for ...over 30 years...which is a lesson for u all...DONT
EAT LED PAINT.
Yeah...so...I just had to let you all know about this....AND NOW.
HOW TO MAKE A BLOODY COMPUTER OUT OF MELLON"S COMPUTER.
step 1: get mel's computer.
step 2: get mellon
step 3: apply..
ENJOY!!!!!!
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