I'M DONE WITH SCHOOL!!!!!!

GOODBYE PUBLIC SPEAKING!

GOODBYE COMPUTER CLASS!

GOODBYE HIGHSCHOOL!!!

Now its time for goofing of,

and golf!!!!!

Why is it so cold???

So its been a while, just a little while . How's everyone been? The holidays where awesome. Got an Ipod Touch for Christmas! Its sssssoooo cool! haha

So I'm taking two classes at VWCC this semester, and I'm finishing up high school. Almost got it done last year, but I still have a couple things so get done.

Work is going great. I'm getting to drive there now. Hopefully I'll get a car soon...but prob not .

I'm selling both my basses.....to get a better one!!!!

So for the jokes.

Three guys were about to walk into a bar, when a guy across the street yelled, "DUCK!!!"

now for a funny one .

According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by the U.S. Department of the Interior to tag migratory birds has been changed. The bands used to bear the address of the Washington Biological Survey, abbreviated, "Wash. Biol. Surv." until the agency received the following letter from an Arkansas camper:

"Dear Sirs: While camping last week I shot one of your birds. I think it was a crow. I followed the cooking instructions on the leg tag and I want to tell you it was horrible."

oh one more

Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty.

He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say: "Jesus is watching you!"

Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again.

"Jesus is watching you," the voice boomed again.

The burglar stopped dead again. He was frightened. Frantically, he looked all around. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot.

He asked the parrot: "Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?"

"Yes", said the parrot.

The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, and asked the parrot: "What's your name?"

"Clarence," said the bird.

"That's a dumb name for a parrot," sneered the burglar. "What idiot named you Clarence?"

The parrot said, "The same idiot who named the Rottweiller Jesus."

So I'm thinking its time to update

So my job is going great! I really enjoy it! I'm working a dining room, and we serve a five course meal: Appetizer, soup, entrees, accompaniments, and desert. Along with coffee and 8 different kinds of hot tea. Usually we get two tables right when we open, and another one in 15 minutes or so. But I've gotten four at the same time, which makes for a really hard night. All in all its a lot of fun.

School is going well, I'm finishing up some stuff at home this semester then I'll be going to VWCC for alittle while. After that I will be going to some other college, I'm just not sure which one and what I'll be studying.

Music is going great. I'm starting to get the hang of slap bass, which is really really fun. I play bass for church practices, so playing with really amazing musicians is helping me improve a lot. Still doing piano and guitar, I'm practicing for my Sr. christmas recital in piano. Should be fun, I have two really cool pieces.

So thats my update, now to finish with a joke.

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Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here?

Doctor: You've had an accident involving a bus.

Patient: What happened?

Doctor: Well, I've got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?

Patient: Give me the bad news first.

Doctor: Your legs were injured so badly that we had to amputate both of them.

Patient: That's terrible! What's the good news?

Doctor: There's a guy in the next ward who made a very good offer on your slippers.

Ok I'll do another one

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Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.

Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.

Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.

Patient: 24 hours! That's terrible! What could be worse? What's the very bad news?

Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.

Fine...I'll update

So...

ALETHEIA WAS AWESOME!!!!!

But I'm sure you have guessed that fun other people's posts. I'm also sure that you have seen a ton of pics on other people's post, so I will only put some of my favorites from the ones I have.

Guess I should start off with me getting "saved". Thanks Jesse!

Man I lost alot in the game!!

No one is really sure what he is doing

Oh aren't we handsome!!

Oh and don't they just take yuro breath away!!

So yeah Jesse is in all of them but one. But thats all I had to work with. Maybe more will come later..never know...

But now to end with a joke.

There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with his binoculars, he spotted an empty seat on the 50-yard line. Thinking to himself "what a waste" he made his way down to the empty seat.

When he arrived at the seat, he asked the man sitting next to it, "Is this seat taken?" The man replied, "This was my wife's seat. She passed away. She was a big Packers fan." The other man replied,"I'm so sorry to hear of your loss. May I ask why you didn't give the ticket to a friend or a relative?"

The man replied, "They're all at the funeral."

My life as of now

So...

I GOT A JOB!!!!!!!!

A friend told em about an opening at the Glebe, so went and applied for it. Two hours after i turned in my application they called back wanting an interview. So I went in yesterday and they gave me the job. After doing a drug test of course...I sure hope I pass it . So know I will be working from 4 to 8...not sure what days yet.

also...

I'M GOING TO COLLEGE!!!!!!!

Well, kinda. I'm signed up for a Spanish class at VWCC on monday nights. I had to take one of their placement tests. That was no fun. I did pretty well on English, but not so good on math. But I found out later that I did pretty good on math. So I'm happy.

oh and one last thing...

I GET TO DRIVE IN A LITTLE LESS THEN A MONTH!!!!

So that makes me happy. Stay of the roads!!!!

Aletheia is coming up soon! That's going to be a blast!!!!

And now we will end on a joke and a picture.

A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour.

Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and never once got angry. So finally, a second customer asked him why he didn't throw out the pest.

"Oh, I really don't care or mind," said the waiter with a smile. "We don't even have an air conditioner."