too cute

i never talk about kendo here (usually because i'm generally pretty sure that i'd end up saying something completely wrong). 

but this is just so ugly/cute.  like a little garden gnome. 

 heh heh heh...

help wanted

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T-SHIRT PLEASE.  not jersey.  i'm not that rich.

i am seeking a brazil soccer t-shirt.

yellow and green (not that ugly blue one).

if you find an attractive one, please please please tell me where.

thanks.

i feel like an old man.

i hate waking up early.

but every friday i decide to do it.  for the sake of actually getting to work early.  and spending the whole day there.  as opposed to...not quite the whole day.

and every friday. 

i come home.

and fall asleep.

before the clock strikes ten.

that's.

sad.

i'm old.

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sick, sick people.  a picture?!?!?!?!

but it's my foot.  with dead skin.  and i guess walking around it has packed that extra dead skin into the hole.  that, or i have magical healing powers.

either way, the hole is gone.

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i got that shit out.  with tweezers.  digging in my heel.

now there is a hole.

but it's out.

minor...

i have a splinter in my right heel.

courtesy of my slippers.

which are chinese.  and apparently the bottoms are made of little tiny bamboo slats.  which are supposed to be cooler for your feet.

which is all fine and dandy, until that shit splinters and one of those lodges itself in your foot.

but annoying.

what a ridiculous waste of space.

oh.  crap.  why yes, yes I have.