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Jedi_Luke_Skywalker
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Name: Luke
Gender: Male
Interests: Racing and blasting womprats back home on Tatooine, nerf herding, and fixing things.
Expertise: Jedi Knight, X-Wing Pilot, Republic Commander
Occupation: Military
Message: message me
Member Since:
4/28/2005
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| Dude, I just so totally blew up the Death Star.
I was like all aiming with my naked eyes, cuz dawg, I don't need no stinkin' targeting computer! Command was all like "Lukedawg, what's up wit dat?" and I was like "Chill yo, I got this". And then BLAM! I gatted that space fortress and it lit up better than the 4th of July!
How's that for failure, Dad? Huh? Who's the hot Skywalker now? You don't come to my baseball games, so I BLOW UP YOUR CRIB!!
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| Man, life sucks. First my loser dad ditches me and leaves me to live as a lowly nerf herder on Tatooine with my step-uncle, who wants to keep me pinned down on the farm. Do I look like a farm boy to you? I need an X-Wing to pick up chicks in! Gah! Well, a bunch of stormtrooopers shot up the whole house, so I wound up blowing Tatooine anyway, and guess what? Here comes dad, wanting me to join the Dark Side and "rule the galaxy as father and son".
Well let me tell YOU something, daddy -- Where were you during my first ball game, huh? Where were you when I was shooting romprats in my speeder and herding nerfs all day long? Where were you when I picked up my first lightsaber? Oh, you were off with your loser buddy in the robe there, with better things to do than spend time with your baby boy. Well guess what, I'm all grown up now, and I don't need you!
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