Jenners05's Xanga

Tuesday, July 13, 2004

Tue, 13 Jul 2004 23:40:38 GMT

is anyone out there???????? lol no one reads my xanga

Tuesday, July 06, 2004

Tue, 06 Jul 2004 20:31:56 GMT

wow..i messed up..i've never had someone so mad at me before..to the point its just incoherent screaming. and i'm not upset about that person being so mad at me. i don't even care he's that mad at me. i only am upset cuz i think he'll make it so my friend isn't friends with me anymore..i knew iwas taking that risk..why did i do it? i just messed up sobad..i was all she had left...

Sunday, July 04, 2004

Sun, 04 Jul 2004 16:34:47 GMT

everything is going by so slow. but last night i had fun with leah we hung out and played video games with her brother and then we got donuts, fun stuff. i like hanging out with different people. today is the fourth and leah and allie are coming over. we'll just hang out i guess...nothing really special just do our thing. we're fun people so its all good haha. drama is still going on, whats new huh? i wish sometimes i could be like those people who just let other people do shit and not care becuase it doesn't involve them..but i can't sit back and watch my friends hurt themselves....
they're selling a house a few houses down from mine, and i have decided who the perfect guy is and he's moving in there lmao. it wont happen but whatever. he would be confident, not cocky though. its like he doesn't need to talk about himeself cuz he's so secure with who he is. and he doesn't always need to be talking about other people. and of course the pulp fiction factor of comfortable silences. ("why do feel its necessary to yack about bull shit to feel comfortable..thats when you know you've found someone special when you can just shut the fuck up for a minute" - mia, pulp fiction)
lately i've found myself with friends and thinking "i just wish i was alone" then when i'm alone i'm not happy with that. and i realize i don't want to be alone i just want to be comfortable enough with someone to where we can be quiet and hang out and if we have nothing to say its ok we can just shut up and be comfortable and if we have something important to say then we'll talk..either way we're completely comfortable and it doesn't matter...i haven't found that yet..in any sort of relationship

Friday, July 02, 2004

Fri, 02 Jul 2004 02:51:09 GMT

enthusiactic- adjective: (en-thooz/e-act-tic) the descpition of a feeling a step beyond enthusiastic when that just won't do; can also be used as a way to propel your self forward

p.s
i love tori :D, she's so crecent fresh!

Monday, June 28, 2004

Mon, 28 Jun 2004 02:34:04 GMT

i'm so sick of working. i just want to quit and sit on my ass all day and get fat haha. this summer vacation is shitty lol. my two days off weren't much of a days off..but thats ok. it could be worse...it will get worse anyway once i stop ignoring that stupid summer assignment. i hate those. its like they assume just because you're in honors english that you wouldn't know what do with yourself during break if you didn't have school work assigned to you. fuck bv. bleh i'm just in a bad mood

Wednesday, June 23, 2004

Wed, 23 Jun 2004 17:33:25 GMT

I'm so sick of being alone...

Sunday, June 20, 2004

Sun, 20 Jun 2004 14:57:07 GMT

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1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. What do you think of me?
5. What's the fondest memory you have of me?
6. How long do you think we will be friends?
7. Do you love me?
8.Do I love you?
9. Physically, what stands out?
10. Emotionally, what stands out?
11. Who is my best friend?
12. What the most surprising thing you have seen me do?
13. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
14. Describe me in one word.
15. What was your first impression?
16. Do you still think that way about me now?
17. What do you think my weakness is?
18. What reminds you of me?
19. If you could give me anything what would it be?
20. How well do you know me?
21. When's the last time you saw me?
22. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
23. Do you think our friendship is getting stronger/weaker/or staying the same?
24. Do you feel that you could talk to me about anything and I would listen?
24. Are you going to put this on your xanga and see what I say about you?

Saturday, June 19, 2004

Sat, 19 Jun 2004 19:36:02 GMT

I'm ashamed of you people, only davOd had mitch hedberg quotes..what is your damage son? anyway, i had a horrible experience last night but i can't talk about it here..because this thing is public. haha. all i can say is..it will haunt me forever. i have to work for 15 days straight and i just finished day 8...i'm almost there. i really want to quit my weekend job so i get all my weekends free but the tip money is too nice. anyway so at work today all i could think about was my horrible experience so it ruined my day there. although the orgasm man came and freaked out when he found out i was out of cheese..weird weird man. scott wants to hook me up with his friend andrew..i've talked to him a few times over the computer..seems like a cool kid. i'll ask him if he wants to hang out eventually. i'm ready to be with someone new. its time to get over jared. i still have a special place for him but the loneliness i feel is getting to be too much for me and i deserve someone. its weird i feel like its cheating on jared. but fuck it i'm sexually frusterated haha i'm off like a dirty shirt

Thursday, June 17, 2004

Thu, 17 Jun 2004 16:42:14 GMT

-I have a business card, becauseI want to win some lunches! Thats what it says "Mitch Hedberg, potential lunch winner, call me we'll have lunch...if I'm lucky!"

-The woman at the double tree front desk gave me her phone number, its 0. I called from here, and some other woman answered. I said "you sound older".

-I write jokes for a living, thats what I do. I sit in my hotel room at night and I think of something's that funny and I get a pen and write it down. And if the pen is too far away I have to convince myself what I thought of wasn't funny.

-Xylophone..zzzzz I don't fucking see it. So next time you have to spell Xylophone spell it with a Z and if someone says it's wrong say "...no it ain't..if you think that's wrong you need to have your head Z-Rayed!" Its like X wasn't given enough to do "ok you wont start a lot of words but we will give you a co-staring role in Tic-Tac-To and you will be associated with hugs and kisses..you will make writing christmas easier..and you will mark the spot. Ok you can start xylophone are you happy you fucking x?!

-I opened up a thing of yogurt and under the lid it said "please try again" they were having a contest I was unaware of. I thought I opened it wrong "don't give up Mitchell please try again, a message of inspiration from your friends at yoplait, fruit on bottom, hope on top!!"
~*~*~*~*~COMMENT with your favorite mitch hedberg jokes~*~*~*~

Wednesday, June 16, 2004

Wed, 16 Jun 2004 02:30:22 GMT

suzanne left and i'm sad..but our online convos are greater than ever..god i love her..this is our latest conversation:
XxJenners05xX: i'm not in any position to be picky about penises
anglbelowcloudyV: I guess not
anglbelowcloudyV: but you can like and not like anything
anglbelowcloudyV: its alright
XxJenners05xX: lol
XxJenners05xX: i wanna see one
XxJenners05xX: an uncircumsized one
anglbelowcloudyV: well actually if the guy doesnt clean himself good
XxJenners05xX: ew
anglbelowcloudyV: and he has sexual relations with a girl shecan get an infection
anglbelowcloudyV: mainly pointed at uncirc guys
anglbelowcloudyV: cuz they have some sort of flap somewhere..I forget
XxJenners05xX: well thats what circumsition is, removing the foreskin
anglbelowcloudyV: I heard if from some dude..or online..or in a text book
anglbelowcloudyV: haha yeah
anglbelowcloudyV: gross....
anglbelowcloudyV: you never know what could be hiding underthere
anglbelowcloudyV: CRABS
anglbelowcloudyV: jk
XxJenners05xX: lol
XxJenners05xX: motto to live by "you never know what could be hiding under there"
anglbelowcloudyV: if you get involved with a uncirc guy
anglbelowcloudyV: dude! I dont think I ever could
anglbelowcloudyV: because I'd be like..GROSS
anglbelowcloudyV: *scream*
anglbelowcloudyV: plus..its just not right
anglbelowcloudyV: its like.....
anglbelowcloudyV: circumsizing a woman. its wrong
anglbelowcloudyV: people in africa or some place weird..does that
XxJenners05xX: wtf a woman can't be circumized
XxJenners05xX: what?
anglbelowcloudyV: their clit
XxJenners05xX: how has it that even possible
XxJenners05xX: WWWHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTT
XxJenners05xX: thats
anglbelowcloudyV: dude, Im serious, I heard it somewhere
XxJenners05xX: cruelest punishment ever
XxJenners05xX: thats like "we're gtoing to take away all your pleasure"
anglbelowcloudyV: discovery channel
XxJenners05xX: wtf
XxJenners05xX: thats horrible
anglbelowcloudyV: lol
XxJenners05xX: that has to be stoppedc
anglbelowcloudyV: STRIKE
anglbelowcloudyV: lol
XxJenners05xX: "give me my clit or give me death"
XxJenners05xX: REVOLUTION
XxJenners05xX: lol
anglbelowcloudyV: LOL
anglbelowcloudyV: Dude
anglbelowcloudyV: you're crazy
anglbelowcloudyV: motto: "you never know what could be hiding under there"
anglbelowcloudyV: new motto:
anglbelowcloudyV: "give me my clit or give me death!"
anglbelowcloudyV: dude, this is one crazy convo
XxJenners05xX: FUCK YEAH
XxJenners05xX: lol look at my profile
anglbelowcloudyV: lol!
anglbelowcloudyV: I love my reaction
anglbelowcloudyV: everyone's NOT going to understand that
XxJenners05xX: lmfao
XxJenners05xX: i need to find an uncircumsized guy and make him think i want to fuck him
XxJenners05xX: and then once i get a good luck at his penis
XxJenners05xX: i'm out of there
XxJenners05xX: OOH I should bring a camera
anglbelowcloudyV: are you serious
XxJenners05xX: lol
anglbelowcloudyV: I mean
XxJenners05xX: do you think i'm serious?
anglbelowcloudyV: Are you kidding me!
XxJenners05xX: lmfao
anglbelowcloudyV: no, i dont think you are
~*~*~*~*~*~HAHA if you don't want to talk to me anymore after reading that..i understand...~*~*~*~*~*~
oh and:
XxJenners05xX: i saw this episode of sex and the city and charlotte was dating a guy who wasn't circumsized,
and she was revolted by his dick but just like didn't say anything because seh felt bad
anglbelowcloudyV: lol
anglbelowcloudyV: so how'd it go
XxJenners05xX: and that guy had gone his whole life being embarrassed and not getting any sex cuz girls didn't like his dick being uncircumsized
XxJenners05xX: so he got circumsized
XxJenners05xX: when he was like 30!
XxJenners05xX: and then dumped charlotte becuase he knew he could get girls then
anglbelowcloudyV: lol!
XxJenners05xX: i lvoe that show
anglbelowcloudyV: its never too laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate
XxJenners05xX: LOL