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I sometimes (not often) wish I had a pair of scissors...i saw a woman whose hair was long...but not pretty (as in gorgeous) long just too damn long...and crunchy looking. Well not crunchy but Parched and in need of some moisture...very quickly!!! I wanted to cut it off. I also want to take scissors and snip peoples umbrella's and the straps to backpacks.

I saw John Edward this morning...not the vice presidential candidate...but the Medium who use to have a show called "Crossing Over with John Edward" He was also dubbed the biggest douche by South Park on one episode. I almost asked him the read me...but I was already running late to work. And thats why I am friends with Haley Joel or as we call him HJ.

I saw a man the other day. He was walking. He had STATIC CLING AROUND BOTH ANKLES!!! I thought, "DOES THAT STILL HAPPEN?" OBVIOUSLY! It made me laugh!

I gagged like the fat religious woman on "Wife Swap" the other day. Remember my post about Dirty Money...well the same applies to handkerchiefs. FUCKING NASTY! Eww! Grodie!!! I saw an old man blowing into his snot rag the other day...and I almost vomited. Seriously...think about it...its like saving it for later. Its folded up in your pocket and possibly oozing through the threads. Or it might just harden up so that when you open your rag to blow again...its all hard and crunchy. Its pretty much collecting boogers! And that shit is nasty. And know that if you use one of these...I AM NOT...the only one judging you and machine gun gagging at the same time.

Remember Gleeking...I saw some one gleek the other day. It was a Blast from the Past!

I saw a woman on the train yesterday. She was AMAZING... She was obviously obsessed with the 80's! She was wearing a bright blue sweatshirt with black and read (either mustache or f-holes (from stringed instruments) either puff painted or Ironed on), beneath the blue shirt, there was a bright RED t-shirt that was long enough to peek from the bottom of the Sweatshirt. THEN she was wearing...A PURPLE Mini Skirt WITH STONE WASHED BLACK DENIM TAPERED STRETCH PANTS. Her feet were adorned with RED Asian inspired Silk Mary-Janes AND White Sweat socks. And she was wearing NEON ORANGE Nail Polish!!! (Please See Artist rendering below:)

I made this from the best that I could remember (and with my limited drawing ablitity). But with the exception of the hair...it is 98% accurate.

Someone asked me if I really wanted to be a performer today.  I said: "If I didn't...I would have stayed in Missouri."

I wish someone on "The Fucking Real World" would get an STD!!! Is that too much to ask? I don't mean it in a mean spirtited way... I mean it as a "The More More You Know  (Shooting Star)" sort of way.

I saw 2 Tumble-Weaves with in 12 two feet of each other this weekend. They always bring a smile to my face.

Speaking of Harlem...I saw young black girls from Harlem figure skating the other day!!! It warmed my heart. You never see that! There has only been 2 1/2 successful black figure skaters. In 7th grade, my Choir teacher told me it was because...we (the blacks) don't have strong enough ankles!!! That day was the day I discoverd McDonalds...That day was the day that I became fat... that day was the end of my "First Black Male Gold Medal Olympian Figure Skater dream". Now that I am older I realize how fucking dumb her comment was. Blacks kick EVERYBODY'S Ass in all sports! Except Hockey . And thats only because there are no frozen over ponds in the ghetto. Oh and I am assuming we aren't too good a cricket either.

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10 states you've been to:
1. California

2. New York

3. Missouri
4. Kansas

5. Texas

6. Arkansas

7. New Mexico
8. Florida
9. Michigan
10. Nevada

9 lasts:
Last dollar spent: Hot Dog Buns

Last cigarette: Never Had One

Last beverage: Crystal Light Raspberry Lemonade

Last movie: The Hills Have Eyes
Last phone call: Diner to Order Delivery
Last Song Sang: Probably one from My Alter Ego's Upcoming CD
Last vacation: Kansas City
Last time you cried: Been Awhile.
Last thing you ate: Domino's Pizza

8 have you evers:
Have you ever dated a best friend: No.

Have you ever skinny dipped: Kind Of.

Have you ever kissed someone & regretted it: No.

Have you ever lost someone you loved: Yes, but not in awhile.

Have you ever been drugged:  Nope

Have you ever been drunk and threw up: Nope.

Have you ever run away: Nope.

Have u ever cheated: On what/Who?

7 things you like to do on weekends:
1. RELAX
2. RELAX

3. SLEEP

4. Hang Out with Friends

5. Hang out by myself

6. RELAX

7. Wing It

6 things you've done today:
1. Wake Up Late
2. Ate Breakfast
3. Watched What Not to Wear

4. Hair Cut

5. Ate Dinner

6. Washed my dirty dishes

5 of your favorite things in no order.
1. Perform.

2. Dream
3. Cook.

4. Eat.

5. Sleep.

4 people you can tell [ALMOST] anything to in no order:
1. Mom.

2. Aunt Joi.

3. GOD.

4. ?.

3 things that make you smile.
1. Cute Babies

2. Good Music and Theatre.

3. Good Friends.

2 things you want to do before you die:
1. Be able to support myself and my mother through performing

2. Live with alot of joy and love.

1 thing that you cannot live without:
1. Hope.

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