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Name: Jesus William Christ
Gender: Male
Interests: Polishing the holygrail, Listening to 50 Cent, Playing football with my Dad.. although he always wins because he is God, Brushing my hair, Building heavenly shelves in heaven with Joseph, Baking holy cookies with Mary Magdalane, Playing checkers with Elizabeth Ann Seton, Paintballing with St. Michael, and I also do my share of helping out others in need when they pray to me.
Expertise: Performing miracles, watching out for those on Earth and trying to help them make the right decisions, DDR of course.. I own that game, I can seriously kick some BOOTY
Occupation: Other
Industry: Nonprofit
Message: message me
Member Since:
4/23/2005
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| Well it has been a long time, my children. I have been so busy up here in heaven. Today we played Rugby and I slammed St. Peter down! And then I got up and started shouting "DO YOU WANT SOME OF THIS? UHH. DO YOU WANT SOME." All of the Angels were pretty scared I might say, but it felt good. I think my new aspiration is to be a "true balla." I've always like the game, I'd just say the game doesn't like me. It's hard getting air with long hair like mine and a sheet draped around your skinny body. I need to fatten up! I am getting an IPod tonight, and guess what, it's made especially for me! Yes, that's right! It has a holy cross on it, the initials JWC (mine of course), and a hairbrush on the back! It's a gift from my Mother, Mary, she says I deserve it. I guess I do!
I think I am considering getting a Harley Davidson. Although those are considered a bit barberic, I think I can get away with it.
I mean come on, I am Jesus  .
Peace and Love
-JC | | |
| Hello my children. I have been very busy here in heaven. Some how one of the archangels got a copy of Paris Hilton's video, and WOW, Holy Christ (literally). Let me tell you, when I watched that, those angel's be singing. Sorry my grammar is not correct, I've been hanging out with my homeboy Johnny Cochran. I played twister with Mother Teresa today. And when I got home I tried on my new pair of Converses, and Jesus be pimpin now. Christopher Reeve braided my hair today, and then we played hopscotch and hot cross buns. So much has been happening I wish I could send you all a play by play minute of my day.
Love and Peace
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| Hello my children. Well St. Peter finally got an IP address in heaven, so now I am connected to this World Wide Web. You know that I love each and every one of you, and I would do anything for you. I want to bring each and every one of you past those pearly gates, and then we can all play Twister. If you ever need anything just ask, you know I am always here for you. Oh, and if you want to challenge me at DDR, BRING IT ON, I will kick your booty.
Peace and Love on Earth
-JC
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You people do not know anything about blasphemy. You live in a blasphemous society. You know nothing about what it's like to rise above, and be so pure and help people. And if you did, maybe you'd think twice.
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