Haven't I seen you Before?

Here's another great Walgreens story for everyone! I was working the other night when two black women came into the store (after leaving their beers on the sidewalk outside). They were both nasty looking. The shorter one came up to me (after she failed to get her prescription filled) and told me I looked familiar. "Do I know you?" she said, "You look familiar." I told her she had probably seen me in the store before. "No, that's not it, you look real familiar. Haven't I seen you over on Deuber street? (My guess is this street is a popular hang out in the area for hookers, because this lady was one nasty hooker.) I told her no, I live in North Canton and usually only come to Canton to work. "Well you look real familiar." At that point Stacy the photo clerk came and stood next to me. "Is this your woman?" the lady asked me. Stacy told the woman that I was engaged and it wasn't to her. "Oh, you're a hotshot, huh?" So apparently this lady was looking for work. I think I would have rather shot myself.

More to come, I'm sure.

Jason   

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           I have been keeping everyone in the dark for too long now. I have to many good stories to tell and after tonight i thought i better start telling them. I had a lady come into the store wanting to purchase a few items. It was a larger black lady and I was the lucky person that got to ring her up at the register. Now, most people keep there money in there pocket or wallet or purse. On occasion  I see people with their money in odd places. One of the cashiers working tonight had a man who kept his money in his sock. Sounds delicious doens't it? This lady kept her money in her bra. I have see women before pull bills out of their bras, but never like this. This woman had rather large breasts (bigger than my head) and she had to dig deep to find her money. She actually pulled her shirt and bra out to reach down and find the money. Don't start laughing yet, it gets better. Apparently, one boob carried the bills and the other carried the change. She actually kept change in her bra and had to dig really deep to find it. Needless to say, I was rather grossed out to recieve her money and finish the transaction.

Please keep your money in normal places people!!!!!!

Gotta post because I just had a terrible day. Went to work at 2pm and everything was going fine. So, since we were out of ones and fives, I was sent to the bank for more money. After hitting 2 banks and getting the money I needed ($1,000 worth) I was on my way back. I was minding my own business when some chick pulled out and ram into the side of my car. So now I got an undrivable car. As it turns out, this girl doesn't even have car insurance (stupid #$*&@). So I was cooking my dinner later at work thinking I deserve something good for my bad day, when I suddenly hear "Code 80, Code 80!!" (theft) over the loud speaker. I run to the front where I met the other manager on duty only to see some guy already across the street and down the alley. Turns out he reached over the counter and grabbed about $360 from the register. Of course we had to close and wait for the cops to search for prints and watch the security cameras. Hopefully tomorow is a better day.

P.S. New Hersheys Kisses with Coconut are Amazing!!!!

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For those of you that thought I was gonna stay away for another year, I am back to prove you wrong. With computer trouble and a week off of work, I haven't been able to post till now. Today was my 2nd day in my new store and I got the keys! Ha Ha Ha. I can already tell it's going to be an interesting experience. There a lot of shifty characters in Canton. (This is not North Canton mind you) Just to prove my point, this is how bad it is. There is a gate that goes across the front door and there is a security guard on duty almost every night of the week. Also, the store gets robbed every couple of months (not including the petty thieves that we get in the store everyday). Already today I had to watch 2 or 3 people to make sure they weren't stealing. So, I am sure there are many stories to come. Here is a little one to keep you going another day.

My manager (a hilarious black woman) was interviewing people today for different positions in the store (that's right, it's not just the customers who steal!). When she told the lady that she couldn't find her application in the system (all computer based, no paper) the lady told her that she dropped it off to the cashier a couple of weeks ago. (?) When my manager explained that we do not have paper applications, the lady replied "Oh, I that must have been Rite Aid." No wonder so many idiots are unemployed. I promise, better stories to come. Later!

P.S. I miss Meg soooooo much. Our Sims Coordinator is a white trash 4-year old stuck in a 60-year old's body.

GO CAVS!!! Pistons SUCK!!