| From facebookYou're so sad, the blues are about you!
You're so lame, your stable master had to shoot you!
You're so dumb, your last name is bell!
You're more broke than Owen Wilson's nose!
You're so depressing, little wooden sticks want to be you!
I'm so fly, newspapers want to swat me!
I'm so cool, I have to be measured in Kelvin!
I'm so ace, there are four of me in a deck!
I'm so radical, numbers find their square route below me!
I'm so boss, I'm at the end of world 8-4!
I'm so bad, I spoil the whole bunch!
I'm so sick, they call me Ebola!
I'm so dope, I killed Hendrix!
I'm so tight, I'm like your wedding dress twenty years later!
I'm so sweet, Slugworth tried to steal me!
I'm so funky, Hi-Tension got me!
I'm so groovy, Barry White started me!
I'm so grill, you can cook a steak on me!
I'm so hip, your grandfather broke me!
I'm so deck, my dad hired me four years ago at five dollars an hour to build me!
I'm like Altoids! Small, white, and curiously strong!
I'm so deaf, I put Beethoven to shame!
I'm so mad, cows go crazy over me!
I'm so money, the bank has to lock me up!
I'm so bomb, Iran can't have me!
I'm so slick, they need to put up warning sign on bridges and overpasses!
I'm so smooth, they put me on pans so your eggs don't stick!
I'm so hot, you can't touch me without protective-wear!
I'm so deep, the Mariana Trench looks down to find me!
I'm so fresh, I'm in your grocers produce isle!
I'm so stacked, I'm parfait!
I'm so rollin', Limp Bizkit wants you to keep me! |
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| Dear Xanga,
I have a facebook now. It's nice. It treats me better than you ever have. This isn't goodbye, but it isn't a welcome back either.
What once was can never be again.
Love,
Justin
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| Holy crap...
I have a Xanga...
... what the hell do I do with one of these?
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| If life gives you lemons: plant them.
Then you have a lemon tree from which you may dispense lemons at your leisure.
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| Pragmatism 101
or
The School of Life
Lesson Two:
What is Pragmatism?
Websters defines pragmatism thusly:
"a philosophical movement or system having various forms, but generally
stressing practical consequences as constituting the essential
criterion in determining meaning, truth, or value."
Basically, this means that there are very many ways of looking at things. Objectivity is a key to pragmatism. In fact, pragmatists are often mistaken for objectivists simply because the philosophies are so closely related; with pragmatism searching more for practicality in stead of the objectivist standpoint which stresses viewing things in the absolute aggregate.
Pragmatism IS NOT A RELIGION! NOR is it a lifestyle. It is a philosophy. Nothing more.
For more information: see below.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pragmatism
End of Lesson Two
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