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Jurharm
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Gender: Male
Interests: Making homemade jams and sausages, focusing on back and cardio, singing Jason Mraz with Mizza, trying to reshape my game around Nash and Wade, leaving glib comments on xanga, developing into a real adult
Expertise: Technically I should be an expert in the field of biomedical engineering, but figuratively I'm skilled in the arts of war and military tactics; finishing the phrase "you know who they look like.."; Playa hatin on Kobe, Kung fu movies
Occupation: Education/training
Message: message me
Member Since:
4/29/2002
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| Free!!7:19pm (TCR with wings sauce still on my fingers and lips)
McDonalds and Dunkin Donuts both had free promotions today. I was going to stop by for lunch but didn't have time. I guess I could have gone, but I didn't want to wait in the lines. People lose their minds and all sense of logic when there's free stuff. The perfect example is when Papa Gino's (?) was selling pizza for 23 cents because of Lebron. People stood in line for hours.
The Blockbuster by my house is closing and is giving away their shelves for free. People are taking them like they're hotcakes. These aren't normal shelves. They're grey with purple trim and are only like 3 inches deep. You can barely fit books in those things. Then again, I'm pretty sure most of the people taking them won't be using them for books.
Don't get me wrong. I love getting stuff free, but I don't feel an obligation to take it just cause it's free. Like when there's food left over and people try and make you take it. "It's free!!" Most of the time it'll sit in my fridge and take up all this space and then I have to dump out moldy or slimey leftovers.
Anyways, time to download some free itunes songs. Semi-kidding.
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| Random sports comments10:36 pm (TCR watching the Sox game and Utah game at the same time)
The NBA playoff split screen commercial seems to pair some ugly/funny looking guys. I didn't realize how funny looking Billups is. The only good "pair" is KG and Lebron.
Youkilis is pretty funny looking. He has like the smallest little feet and ankles. He shakes his butt when bats.
Lugo sort of looks like Obama.
Deron Williams always reminds me of Sinbad.
Ronny Brewer sort of looks like Bud from the Cosby Show.
Big Papi looks like a killer whale.
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| Turn your back on him7:13pm (TCR with tender toes from playing bball 1 game too long)
Ideally I'd like to see the following matchups:
West:
Jazz vs Hornets
East:
Magic vs Celtics
Finals:
Celtics over Hornets
I know I said Chris Paul would never be a star cause of lack of muscle tone, but I have to admit that he's pretty good. He really is like a better version of Baron Davis (like Ben said), minus the facial hair. They're both like little hyper gerbils.
Realistically it will be:
West:
Spurs vs Lakers
East:
Pistons vs Celtics
Finals:
Lakers over Pistons
Kobe will be rewarded for being a jerk to his teammates and his wife. Such is life.
Ideally, his teammates would turn their backs on him in the finals and refuse to step on the court. He'll have to play 1 on 5 like in the movies when the bad guy's posse turn on him.
The best would be when it comes down to the last shot and Bynum has the ball and Kobe is calling for it. Bynum looks straight into Kobe's eyes and smiles then hands the ball to the other team. We can all dream can't we...
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| At least we're not him/them.10:28 am (TCR watching Grey's Anatomy with the wifey)
The Celtics: "Things could be worse, we could be Marvin Harrison right now."
Marvin Harrison: "Things could be worse, I could be the Celtics right now."
Boo Kobe. I knew when the voters gave the Defensive POY to KG, that Kobe was going to get it cause it allowed them an out. Hope the MVP curse follows him.
Dirk: "Stupid MVP curse."
Brady: "Stupid MVP curse."
Favre: "Stupid Madden curse."
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| Funniest sight11:17 am (TCRUB just back from Nick's for breakfast)
Update:
Actually I found something else today that was almost as funny as the dogs--David Ortiz running. I think his arms move faster that his choppy little steps.
As I was staring out the window during breakfast I saw a dog taking a poopy. I think that has got to be one of the funniest sights. I think because no matter how big or small the dog is they look so fragile and vulnerable and pitiful. It's almost like trying to watch a big jock look dainty or walk around on their tippy toes.
The funniest sight is still a smiling orangutang. Man, monkeys and apes should have their own tv show. Just 24 hours of nonstop reality tv. It can't be any worse than the reality shows they have on now. It'd probably be better than 'Dancing with the Stars' or 'American Idol'.
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