| i have a new xanga
and im resubscribing to everyone
but i dont feel like sitting here subscribing to
about 100 ppl
so ill do like 10 at a time or until i get tired of it which i already am
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| Apparantly ppl like the f you, so i guess its staying there ::
Today was weird; tmrw should be funn though
 F*%& YOU
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| It is now 3 o'clock in the morning
& I have just finished a weeks worth of math H/W
& started and finished a physics lab
im at such a high right now because I'm done
daRn, I should sleep, I need to wake up in 3 hours for track practice
Is it just me, or are less ppl on xanga now 
peace out
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| Labor Day weekend is coming to a close
and my procrastinating ass has got myself
in a heap of homework to do in one day ... YESS
Sunday; a bunch of us went to see
40 Year Old Virgin
funny funny funny, .. funny, you should see it
..... like now
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| This made me laugh some, so why not you too
actual label instructions on consumer goods:
1. On Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".
[Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair]
2. On a bag of Fritos: "You could be winner! No purchase necessary.
Details inside".
[Evidently, the shoplifter special]
3. On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."
[And that would be how...?]
4. On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestions: Defrost."
[But it's *just* a suggestion]
5. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box): "Do not turn upside down".
[Oops, too late, you lose!!]
6. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating.
[As sure as night follows the day . . . . .]
7. On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body".
[But wouldn't this save even more time?]
8. On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".
[We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we
could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.]
9. On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness".
[One would hope]
10. On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only".
[As opposed to what?]
11. On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use".
[I gotta admit, I'm curious].
12. On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: Contains nuts".
[NEWS FLASH]
13. On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: open packet,eat nuts."
[Step 3: Fly Delta]
14. On a child's Superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".
[I don't blame the company. I do blame parents for this one!]
15. On a Swedish chain saw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals".
[Was there a chance of this happening somewhere?.....Good grief!]
as for me, same old same old, life's been good, everything is okay
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