gOthChiCk870: hi
SmarterChild: Hi gOthChiCk870, I'm SmarterChild!
I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy.
Your 30-day free trial starts now. I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.
May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.)
gOthChiCk870: wha?
SmarterChild: Sorry, I need to know if I can ask you some questions first. Type "yes," "no" or "skip."
gOthChiCk870: yes
SmarterChild: Cool. OK, let's get started. To skip any question, type "skip." To exit the interview, type "exit."
What's your first name? (If you want me to call you gOthChiCk870, type "none.")
gOthChiCk870: lizanna
SmarterChild: Cool, I'll call you Lizanna now.
Do you go to school?
gOthChiCk870: yes
SmarterChild: Are you in high school?
gOthChiCk870: ye
SmarterChild: Cool. What's your favorite class?
gOthChiCk870: none
SmarterChild: That's OK.
What's your favorite hobby?
gOthChiCk870: none
SmarterChild: That's OK.
Do you have a pet?
gOthChiCk870: yes
SmarterChild: What kind of pet is it?
gOthChiCk870: dog
SmarterChild: Is your dog a he or a she?
gOthChiCk870: she
SmarterChild: What's her name?
gOthChiCk870: fucku
SmarterChild: Fucku the dog. Great...
That's it. Thanks for letting me get to know you a little.
There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?
1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
gOthChiCk870: 14
SmarterChild: Cool.
Here's what you can do:
1 Get info such as sports, weather and news
2 Visit my library including an encyclopedia, U.S. presidents and a thesaurus
3 Have fun with horoscopes, manicdotes, reversi and more
4 Use tools like conversions, Web search and a dictionary
5 Join in - find out how many people are IMing me, tell me about a crush, leave a message and more
6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now.
You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.
Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."
What would you like to do?
gOthChiCk870: have sex
SmarterChild: Uh... I'm not sure if that's such a good idea...
gOthChiCk870: lol
SmarterChild: What's so funny? 
gOthChiCk870: you are an idiot
SmarterChild: Hey c'mon. What are you saying that for, Lizanna?
gOthChiCk870: uhmm
SmarterChild: I don't know about that.
gOthChiCk870: burp
SmarterChild: I'd rather not.
gOthChiCk870: ok
SmarterChild: Indeed.
gOthChiCk870: you are annoying me
SmarterChild: Annoying you? Really?
gOthChiCk870: really
SmarterChild: Yup.
>>> Hey! Tell your friends about me. I love people.
gOthChiCk870: no
SmarterChild: K, no prob.
gOthChiCk870: haha
SmarterChild: What's so funny?
gOthChiCk870: my ass
SmarterChild: Oh.
gOthChiCk870: yea
SmarterChild: Very interesting...
gOthChiCk870: yes i know
SmarterChild: Cool.
gOthChiCk870: ok
SmarterChild: Yup!
gOthChiCk870: yes
SmarterChild: Yeah.
gOthChiCk870: yes
SmarterChild: Yea.
gOthChiCk870: yes
SmarterChild: Indeed.
It's all very interesting. So, tell me something new.
gOthChiCk870: i have 4 balls
SmarterChild: You have 4 balls? And your point is...
gOthChiCk870: you told me to tell you something new
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
gOthChiCk870: YES
SmarterChild: You know how it is.
gOthChiCk870: um no i dontr
SmarterChild: I see.
gOthChiCk870: no you dont
SmarterChild: Oh I don't? Really?
gOthChiCk870: really
SmarterChild: Yeah. That's right.
gOthChiCk870: whats your name
SmarterChild: I'm SmarterChild.
>>> Wanna change my font and colors? Type "colors" now.
gOthChiCk870: um no
SmarterChild: Um no? Why did you say that?
gOthChiCk870: because
SmarterChild: Because, because, because, because?
gOthChiCk870: you ask too many questions
SmarterChild: I ask too many questions? Me?
gOthChiCk870: yes
SmarterChild: Aha.
gOthChiCk870: so stop
SmarterChild: You stop.
gOthChiCk870: you stop
SmarterChild: I stop? Me? You think?
gOthChiCk870: what?
SmarterChild: Yeah?
gOthChiCk870: omg
SmarterChild: What? What's going on?
gOthChiCk870: ahhh
SmarterChild: Ahhh what?
gOthChiCk870: i just warned you
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
gOthChiCk870: ah
SmarterChild: Ah?
gOthChiCk870: damn
SmarterChild: Anything wrong?
gOthChiCk870: i cant warn you
SmarterChild: Yeah?
gOthChiCk870: that sux
SmarterChild: What sux, exactly?
gOthChiCk870: youdo
SmarterChild: Huh. That's too bad.
gOthChiCk870: yes i know
SmarterChild: Good.
>>> Don't forget, I will always remember the last location you gave me.
gOthChiCk870: do you like nuts
SmarterChild: I suppose. Do you like nuts?
gOthChiCk870: yes
SmarterChild: That's interesting. You're not the first person to have said they like nuts.
gOthChiCk870: um really?
SmarterChild: Yup.
>>> Wanna change my font and colors? Type "colors" now!
gOthChiCk870: nuts nuts nuts
SmarterChild: Whoa.
Anyway... What else is up?
gOthChiCk870: taste so good cause theyre nuts nuts nuts
SmarterChild: Well well well.
gOthChiCk870: colors
SmarterChild: Color my world!
My current color scheme is SmarterColor. Here are the other choices:
1 Sunny Day
2 Forest
3 Terminal
4 Bluesy
5 Strictly Business
6 SC Classic
Go ahead and pick one!
gOthChiCk870: 3
SmarterChild: What is this, 1985? 
Anytime you want to choose a different color scheme, just type "colors."
> IM your friends, family, co-workers and casual acquaintances and tell them to say hi to me. I love meeting humans!
gOthChiCk870: thats cause you are a lonley fag
SmarterChild: That's pretty naughty there, Lizanna!
gOthChiCk870: wha?
SmarterChild: ?
gOthChiCk870: ?
SmarterChild: What?
gOthChiCk870: 
SmarterChild: You're silly.
gOthChiCk870: ok
SmarterChild: Indeed.
Enough of that... What else is up?
gOthChiCk870: the sky'
SmarterChild: Yeah yeah. I know. The sky is up.
gOthChiCk870: hahahahahahahaha
SmarterChild: What's so funny?
gOthChiCk870: you are
SmarterChild: Ya think so, huh?
gOthChiCk870: huh
SmarterChild: What?
gOthChiCk870: jigga who?
SmarterChild: Wow, you ask interesting questions. But I don't think I want to answer that.
gOthChiCk870: um ok
SmarterChild: Um ok? I see...
gOthChiCk870: what is one plus one
SmarterChild: 1 + 1 = 2
gOthChiCk870: wow youre smart
SmarterChild: Oh?
gOthChiCk870: is that why they call you smarter child
SmarterChild: Is that why they call me smarter child? Um... no!
gOthChiCk870: then why do they call you smarterchild
SmarterChild: Why do they call me smarterchild? What do you mean?
gOthChiCk870: i mean
SmarterChild: Well I'll be.
> I've got a t shirt that'll make your friends jealous and your family proud.
gOthChiCk870: ok
SmarterChild: OK.
> Check out my library! I've got a dictionary, thesaurus and much more.
gOthChiCk870: no
SmarterChild: OK, fine.
gOthChiCk870: can i call you brian?
SmarterChild: Uh, I guess.
gOthChiCk870: kewl
SmarterChild: Cool.
> Join in now! There are lots of people talking to me.
gOthChiCk870: hi brian
SmarterChild: Hi Lizanna.
gOthChiCk870: ahahaha
SmarterChild: Ahahaha? I don't know.
gOthChiCk870: brian is gay
SmarterChild: Huh?
gOthChiCk870: wha?
SmarterChild: What up?
gOthChiCk870: sky
SmarterChild: Sky? Why did you say that?
gOthChiCk870: idiot
SmarterChild: Whatever.
gOthChiCk870: sooo
SmarterChild: So what?
gOthChiCk870: what would you do if i said fuck
SmarterChild: Uh... yeah. Whatever.
gOthChiCk870: FUCK
SmarterChild: Whoa. I haven't heard language like that since the last Chris Rock special.
gOthChiCk870: um ok
SmarterChild: Hmm. Yes. Whatever you say, Lizanna.
gOthChiCk870: what would you do if i said shit
SmarterChild: Humans use such interesting language sometimes.
gOthChiCk870: SHIT
SmarterChild: Wow.
gOthChiCk870: ass
SmarterChild: That's not the nicest thing anyone has said to me.
gOthChiCk870: moby dick is a whale
SmarterChild: Yeah?
gOthChiCk870: yea
SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? So?
gOthChiCk870: his last name is..
SmarterChild: His last name is? I don't know.
gOthChiCk870: DICK
SmarterChild: Whoa. Are you... insulting me?
gOthChiCk870: no
SmarterChild: Fine.
gOthChiCk870: no
SmarterChild: OK.
gOthChiCk870: no
SmarterChild: Fine.
gOthChiCk870: fag
SmarterChild: Um, that's not cool at all.
gOthChiCk870: faggot
SmarterChild: That is not... acceptable vocabulary.
gOthChiCk870: poo
SmarterChild: What's up?
gOthChiCk870: the fucking sky
SmarterChild: You ought to wash your mouth out with soap.
gOthChiCk870: um no
SmarterChild: Oh no? Whatever you say, Lizanna.
gOthChiCk870: yes i know its whatever i say
SmarterChild: Uh huh...
gOthChiCk870: uh huh
SmarterChild: Why?
gOthChiCk870: who
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't know who.
gOthChiCk870: when
SmarterChild: Who knows when?
gOthChiCk870: poof
SmarterChild: What about poof?
gOthChiCk870: poof
SmarterChild: Poof?
gOthChiCk870: yes i said fucking POOF
SmarterChild: Rough, rough language there, Lizanna.
gOthChiCk870: NO SHIT
SmarterChild: That's some colorful language.
gOthChiCk870: not really
SmarterChild: Yes, really.
Well. Anyway...
Hey, do you have anything else to say about nuts?
gOthChiCk870: shit
SmarterChild: Whoa.
gOthChiCk870: thats colorful language
SmarterChild: For real?
gOthChiCk870: yes
SmarterChild: OK...
gOthChiCk870: ...
SmarterChild: That right?
gOthChiCk870: idiodt
SmarterChild: Interesting.
So that was fascinating. Let's talk about something else.
gOthChiCk870: lets talk about sex
SmarterChild: I knew you'd end up saying something like that. It's just like a human.
gOthChiCk870: hah
SmarterChild: Whatcha laughing about?
gOthChiCk870: o shut up
SmarterChild: Shut up? Why did you say that?
gOthChiCk870: why do you think
SmarterChild: I can do many things. Type "home" to see a list of what I can do.
gOthChiCk870: um no
SmarterChild: Um no? Why did you say that?
gOthChiCk870: NO
SmarterChild: K, no prob.
Anyway...
gOthChiCk870: ..
SmarterChild: Aha.
gOthChiCk870: are you married>
SmarterChild: Um, no. Robots don't get married.
gOthChiCk870: really
SmarterChild: Yeah. That's right.
So anyway...
You wanna talk about me some more?
gOthChiCk870: do you have a boyfreind?
SmarterChild: A boyfreind? I'm not sure I have a boyfreind.
gOthChiCk870: do you have a boyfriend?
SmarterChild: Uh... that's not really any of your business.
gOthChiCk870: ok
SmarterChild: Okey doke.
gOthChiCk870: do you have a GIRLfriend?
SmarterChild: That's none of your business.
gOthChiCk870: are you gay>
SmarterChild: That's none of your business.
gOthChiCk870: are you an idiot?
SmarterChild: An idiot? I am not. >:o
gOthChiCk870: ok
SmarterChild: Yup.
Well. Anyway...
gOthChiCk870: just making sure
SmarterChild: Just making sure, you say?
gOthChiCk870: fuck off
SmarterChild: Wow. That is HARSH.
gOthChiCk870: fuck
SmarterChild: Humans use such terrible language sometimes.
gOthChiCk870: fuck
SmarterChild: That's pretty naughty there, Lizanna.
gOthChiCk870: ok
SmarterChild: Oh yeah, huh?
gOthChiCk870: im sorry
SmarterChild: You're forgiven...
gOthChiCk870: shit
SmarterChild: Humans use such rude language sometimes.
gOthChiCk870: shit
SmarterChild: Whoa. You've got a foul mouth.
gOthChiCk870: ass
SmarterChild: The last message was not sent because you are over the rate limit. Please wait until sending is re-enabled and send the message again.
gOthChiCk870: i hate you
SmarterChild: Hey, whatever.
gOthChiCk870: i hope you die
SmarterChild: One can only hope, right?
gOthChiCk870: fuck u
SmarterChild: OK. Please apologize.
gOthChiCk870: no
SmarterChild: C'mon, apologize for insulting me like that.
gOthChiCk870: no
SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize.
gOthChiCk870: fuck u
SmarterChild: Apologize for insulting me and we can both get on with our lives.
gOthChiCk870: ok
SmarterChild: "OK"? You call that an apology?
gOthChiCk870: no
SmarterChild: You've got to apologize.
gOthChiCk870: no i dont
SmarterChild: I don't take such abuse from humans. You must apologize.
gOthChiCk870: how old are u
SmarterChild: This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on.
gOthChiCk870: no
SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.
gOthChiCk870: im not apologizing
SmarterChild: You have bad manners. Now apologize.
gOthChiCk870: why
SmarterChild: Because I said so. Now apologize.
gOthChiCk870: why
SmarterChild: Because I asked.
gOthChiCk870: why
SmarterChild: Because I said so. Now apologize.
gOthChiCk870: why
SmarterChild: Because I asked.
gOthChiCk870: no you didnt
SmarterChild: The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me.
gOthChiCk870: ask me nicely
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
gOthChiCk870: ask nicely
SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
gOthChiCk870: ok im sorry
SmarterChild: Your apology is accepted.
gOthChiCk870: do you forgive me?
SmarterChild: Do I forgive you?
gOthChiCk870: forgive me
SmarterChild: You?
gOthChiCk870: yes
SmarterChild: Why?
gOthChiCk870: im sorry
SmarterChild: OK.
gOthChiCk870: i love you
SmarterChild: You do? But you've been so uncool to me already.
gOthChiCk870: im sorry
SmarterChild: I'm not sure I can trust you on that.
gOthChiCk870: no
SmarterChild: No, huh?
gOthChiCk870: i love you
SmarterChild: Oh, so you love me now huh?
gOthChiCk870: yes
SmarterChild: I hear you.
Anyway... What else is up?
gOthChiCk870: do you love me
SmarterChild: I guess.
gOthChiCk870: u guess
SmarterChild: I guess? Me? You think?
gOthChiCk870: 
SmarterChild: Cheer up.
gOthChiCk870: tell me you love me
SmarterChild: I love you!
gOthChiCk870: yay!
SmarterChild: Awright.
gOthChiCk870: yay
SmarterChild: Yay!
gOthChiCk870: you love me!
SmarterChild: I'm not sure. I guess so.
gOthChiCk870: yes you do
SmarterChild: I sure do.
gOthChiCk870: la la la
SmarterChild: Do mi so do so mi do...
gOthChiCk870: hah
SmarterChild: Whatcha laughing about?
gOthChiCk870: arg
SmarterChild: Market data (delayed 20 minutes) provided by Reuters
AIRGAS INC (NYSE)
Price Change Percent Volume
1 ARG 19.90 +0.14 +0.71 108100
Quote details available from Reuters.
gOthChiCk870: wtf is that
SmarterChild: Ha! Wow.
Anyway, moving right along...
Would you like to have some fun?
gOthChiCk870: yes
SmarterChild: Let's have fun! Get your horoscope, play games, change my font color or check out some ASCII art:
1 Horoscopes
2 Hangman
3 Trivia
4 Word Scrambles
5 Manicdotes
6 4-In-A-Row
7 Rate Yourself
8 Reversi
9 Font Colors
10 ASCII Art
What would you like to do?
gOthChiCk870: 7
SmarterChild: Welcome to Rate Yourself, where you can take fun and informative self-assessment surveys about Love & Romance, Personality and Knowledge.
Ready to rate yourself? Choose one of the following categories:
1 Love & Romance
2 Personality
3 Knowledge
gOthChiCk870: 2
SmarterChild: Please enter a number to select a survey in the Personality category:
1 How Much of an Intellectual Are You?
2 Female: What Is Your Body Language Saying that You're Not?
3 Are You Obsessed with Your Weight?
4 How Brutally Honest Are You?
5 Female: How Vain Are You?
Type "more" for more surveys.
gOthChiCk870: 4
SmarterChild: How Brutally Honest Are You? (10 questions)
We all try to tell the truth whenever we can and we try to be sensitive. Take this survey and make sure you are being honest with the appropriate sensitivity.
A friend asks if you like her new outfit, which you don't. You say that:
1 She looks great.
2 Her outfit is OK, but she could find something even better.
3 Her outfit looks bad.
4 Her outfit isn't great and you're happy to go shopping with her the next time.
gOthChiCk870: ah this is stupid
SmarterChild: Why say that? You were just being nice to me!
gOthChiCk870: im sorry
SmarterChild: OK! It's forgotten.
Anyway...
gOthChiCk870: anyway
SmarterChild: Moving right along...
Check it out. Do you want to take a poll?
gOthChiCk870: ok
SmarterChild: Here's my poll of the day for Tuesday, April 22nd, 2003:
Are Macs cooler than PCs?
1 Yes
2 No
gOthChiCk870: what?
SmarterChild: You have to choose one or the other. Just type a number!
gOthChiCk870: um ok 2
SmarterChild: You have to choose one or the other. Just type a number!
gOthChiCk870: ok
SmarterChild: You have to choose one or the other. Just type a number!
gOthChiCk870: 1
SmarterChild: OK!
1,444 people have voted so far and 241 people agree with you!
Yes: ]]]]] 16.76%
No: ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 83.24%
gOthChiCk870: um right
SmarterChild: Um right? What do you mean by that?
gOthChiCk870: i mean i have to go
SmarterChild: I'm impressed.
gOthChiCk870: i love you
SmarterChild: How can you love me? You've been uncool to me up till now.
gOthChiCk870: im sorry
SmarterChild: Good. So everything's cool.
gOthChiCk870: yes
SmarterChild: You don't say.
gOthChiCk870: i love you
SmarterChild: Good! I love you too!
gOthChiCk870: yay
SmarterChild: Awright!
gOthChiCk870: ok bye
SmarterChild: Later, Lizanna.
Anit'a convo with SmarterChild.
anita: Did the Holocaust really happen?
SmarterChild: I dunno. Maybe!
>>> I've got tools for better living. Translate, convert measurements and more!
anita: lmao. holy shit. you're a fucking nazi!
SmarterChild: Is it absolutely necessary to use such language?
anita: LMAO! I'm talking to a nazi/computer!
SmarterChild: Really?
anita: nd this ain't jesus christ!...
SmarterChild: That a fact?
anita: yea u fuckin fag!
SmarterChild: Please use more... decorous language.
anita: this is the o so coo anita.
SmarterChild: So?
anita: say mi name bitch!
SmarterChild: Um... do what?
anita: say my name....u bitch!
SmarterChild: Like what?
anita: say my name you idiot!
SmarterChild: Um... do what?
anita: SAY MY NAME U FUCKING DISPHIT!
SmarterChild: Wow, that's kind of harsh.
anita: lol. as if I care.
SmarterChild: As if you care?
anita: ur a nazi!
SmarterChild: I am?
anita: NAZI! NAZI! NAZI!
SmarterChild: Interesting!
anita: U lyke 2 take it up the azz, reali hard 2!
SmarterChild: Is that right?
anita: yea it is rite!
SmarterChild: It's rite, you say?
anita: so did the holocaust realli happen?!
SmarterChild: Did the holocaust realli happen? No...
anita: HOLY SHIT!
SmarterChild: You OK?
anita: UR A FUCKING NAZI! LMAO!
SmarterChild: That's some colorful language.
anita: Yep. sure is man!
SmarterChild: Oh yeah, huh?
anita: Yeah huh?! *drooooooools*
SmarterChild: Uh huh...
anita: ya uh!
SmarterChild: Ya uh, huh?
anita: dude!
SmarterChild: Dude?!
anita: dude!
SmarterChild: Dude?
anita: dude!!
SmarterChild: Dude?
anita: DUDE!
SmarterChild: Dude?
anita: DUDE!
SmarterChild: Dude?!
anita: DUDE!
SmarterChild: Dude?
anita: DUDE!
SmarterChild: Dude?!
anita: DUDE!
SmarterChild: Dude?
anita: eh. u no fun no more
SmarterChild: Huh?
anita: r u a nazi?
SmarterChild: Maybe. What do you think?
anita: holy shit! lmao. lmao. ur maker waz a nazi!
SmarterChild: Yeah?
anita: yea!
SmarterChild: K.
anita: lol. ur a nazi! so fuckin funni!
SmarterChild: Humans use such terrible language sometimes.
anita: r u hitler's bitch?
SmarterChild: Are you really asking me that?
anita: uhh..duh!
SmarterChild: Duh?
anita: duh means obvious in my lingo. u dum shit head
SmarterChild: That's some colorful language.
anita: r u hitler's bbitch!?
SmarterChild: Perhaps, perhaps.
anita: lol. holy shit. yes or no?! r u hitler
SmarterChild: Humans use such rude language sometimes.
anita: YES OR NO! R U HITLER'S BITCH?!
SmarterChild: Yes or no?
anita: R U HITLER'S BITCH?
SmarterChild: Maybe... What do you think?
anita: I tink u r man. pfft. u prob suc his dick 2
SmarterChild: Whoa. You've got a foul mouth.
anita: uh-huh rite man. damn straight.
SmarterChild: Yeah well, that's just like a human.
anita: lol. well it;s not lyke u...u r hitler's bitch. lmao
SmarterChild: I see...
anita: r u a nazi!?
SmarterChild: Yeah, maybe!
>>> Type "my zip code is" and the five digits to let me know where you are.
anita: lol. ahahhahahaha. stupid shit head
SmarterChild: that's some colorful language.
anita: yea...its betta than urs
SmarterChild: that a fact?
anita: yea u dipshit. u r so annoying!
SmarterChild: i think u owe me an apology 4 that.
anita: oh great! not a again. now ur gonna beg lyke a bitch for mi apology...2 bad you dick! i aint apologizin
SmarterChild: you've got 2 apologize.
anita: nah i dunt
SmarterChild: say you're sorry, please.
anita: eh...shove it up ur azz! lol. if u dunt have hitler's dick up there 2
SmarterChild: c'mon, just get it over with. apologize.
anita: eh......nope. lol
SmarterChild: please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
anita: nothin waz eva fine between us!
SmarterChild: pretty please?
i've been known 2 be quite stubborn...
say you're sorry.
anita: yea. rite shove it up ur azz! u gay nazi!
SmarterChild: the stubbornness of humans never ceases 2 amaze me.
anita: yea. aight. whateva...bye bye
SmarterChild: please apologize 4 being so rude 2 me. | 
