*I waited for my chance to escape as she dragged me behind her.*
"Here we are...Hmmm....I hope you brought you're money 'cause I'm feelin' pretty hungry..." Sharok said as she unconsciously begin to drool.
*I looked up and saw a....Beef Jerky Stand???!!!*
"My lovely beef jerky, I have once again returned to feast upon your flesh. Fear not, for I think of you as one of the tastiest morsels one could hope to ravenously devour!" Sharok raved as she salavitated some more.
 (What is wrong with her?!)
*Suddenly she whipped my poor self to the cashier and ordered....a unimaginably large amount of beef jerky. I was going to object to paying the ridiculous bill; but, for some unknown reason, I could not stop myself from wasting my money on her irritating whims.*
"Thanks, Kamre!!! Now onto some more fun!"
*She "graciously" handed me ONE stick of beef jerky.*
 (You will pay dearly, mortal...)

"So where are you going to, Kamre?" Sharok asked.
"Wherever you are not."
"Like I said, you can't escape me so you might as well not try."
"..."
"Fine. If you aren't going to decide, then I will."
*Sharok kept a careful eye on me as she thought.*
*an evil grin spread across her face*
"Hee hee hee! I have the perfect place in mind! Here we go!"
*She grabbed my arm and dragged me behind. For some strange reason, my strength left me...*
(Why do I get the feeling this is going to be irritating???)

"Ummmmm......because some dude I haven't made up yet is after me???" the girl went on.
"Why do I have the feeling you're making this up?" I muttered sarcastically.
"Well, it doesn't matter because there is no possible way you getting rid of me."
*She smiled.*
*I "disappeared".*
"See you can't get rid of me"
*I had transported (how I do this is a secret to you mortals) to the opposite side of the city.*
*She had once again grabbed my arm in an iron clench.*
"How did you--"
"Ha ha ha! I....don't know how, but the point is I did!" The girl said.
"Since you're stuck with me, you might as well know my name: Sharok." She continued.
"My--"
"Don't bother; I already know your name, Kamre."
"How???"
"Ummmmm....That's none of your business."

I was walking down a dark alley when she appeared from nowhere. A crazed "Whee hee hee!" sounded from her lips as she launched herself at me. I did not have time to react and was soon enfolded her ferocious grasp.
"Yay! Handsome bad guy!" she shouted.
"W-what?!" I spluttered. (Usually I do not splutter, I am above such "human" things; but I knew not how to reply to such a statement.)
"Oh!...Heh heh! *sweatmark* Sorry 'bout that...I get carried away sometimes. *She let go of me.* It's just something I made up; pay no attention to me, the crazy girl."
"Very well." *I started to walk off, but she strode up to keep pace with me.*
"What do you want?" I curtly asked.
"Well..."
"..."
"I'm coming with you!"
*At this I started running to get away from her, but she held onto my arm with an iron grip.*
"Let go of me!"
"No!"
"What do you want from me?!"
"Ummmm....I'll think of something in a minute."

Again, I am faced with the problem of conversing to humans. (Why me???)