Dear Fan Club,

Yes, I fully realize that the music I have playing has nothing to do with the most excellent Katie Beth. It’s just such a cool song that I had to put it up on this site.

Hmmmm...I dunno, though. Perhaps it's relevant in that we we (the fan club) are asking Katie Beth to "show us what it’s like to be the last one standing." Hmmph. Nah.

Anyway…the person who can write the best connection (no matter how convoluted) between Katie Beth, her fan club, and this song…will win a Prize! I want to hear why this song is relevant to this website:

Savin' Me - Nickelback

Prison gates won't open up for me
On these hands and knees I'm crawlin'
Oh, I reach for you
Well I'm terrified of these four walls
These iron bars can't hold my soul in.
All I need is you
Come please I'm callin'
And oh I scream for you
Hurry I'm fallin', I'm fallin'

Show me what it's like
To be the last one standing
And teach me wrong from right
And I'll show you what I can be
Say it for me
Say it to me
And I'll leave this life behind me
Say it if it's worth saving me

Heaven's gates won't open up for me
With these broken wings I'm fallin'
And all I see is you
These city walls ain't got no love for me
I'm on the ledge of the eighteenth storey
And oh I scream for you
Come please I'm callin'
And all I need from you
Hurry I'm fallin', I'm fallin'

Show me what it's like
To be the last one standing
And teach me wrong from right
And I'll show you what I can be
Say it for me
Say it to me
And I'll leave this life behind me
Say it if it's worth saving me
Hurry I'm fallin'

And all I need is you
Come please I'm callin'
And oh I scream for you
Hurry I'm fallin', I'm fallin'

Show me what it's like
To be the last one standing
And teach me wrong from right
And I'll show you what I can be
Say it for me
Say it to me
And I'll leave this life behind me
Say it if it's worth saving me
Hurry I'm fallin'

Say it for me
Say it to me
And I'll leave this life behind me
Say it if it's worth saving me.

Dear fellow fans of Katie Beth,

As I am now finishing up my last year of highschool, I am short on time.  This means, sadly, that I do not have as much time to invest in running the fan club of the most sublime KB.  This certainly does not mean that I love Katie Beth any less, of course, I am simply swamped with school and work.

In other words, I will be posting on this site very rarely, but whenever you get the urge to talk about how amazing, cool, and fabulous Katie Beth it, please do not hesitate to come here and discuss her wondrousness.

Love to the fellow admirers of KB,

The Fan Club President

Dear Katie Beth's Fans,

If you could make a New Years Resolution that involved Katie Beth in some way (it can run the gamut from relevant to obscure!) what would it be?

Use your imagination!

Love,
The Katie Beth Fan Club President

<EDIT>  Kenny was being snarky and said I needed to write funny stuff.  Well, here's something funny for you.  I will make a resolution about Katie Beth:

Once a week I will eat rich food right before going to bed.  This will make me feel ill and have weird dreams.  I will also think about Katie Beth directly before falling asleep.  In other words, I resolve to have weird dreams about Katie Beth.

*raises champagne flute high in a toast, brings beverage to lips, and downs it without pausing for breath*  Whoa...*staggers*  I feel a bit...woozy...here come the freaky KB dreams!

Dear Fans of Katie Beth,

Today we are going to discuss...

WHAT YOU WOULD BUY FOR KATIE BETH FOR CHRISTMAS IF MONEY WASN'T AN ISSUE AND YOU COULD ONLY CHOOSE ONE ITEM.

What would it be?

The rules are: It can be whatever you want, but you're only allowed to pick one item.  Things that have multiple parts (such as pool tables, etc.) are allowed because they technically belong to the item. 

START YOUR HYPOTHETICAL SHOPPING!  Enjoy.

Love,
The Katie Beth Fan Club President

Dear Katie Beth Fans,

Well, we had a GREAT turnout for the sweepstakes...I'm very pleased with all of you.

Kenny gets points for coming up with the whole combined words thing.

Noble gets points for doing an acronym.

This person gets points for starting the whole foreign language kick.  Yay for Old English!

Michael gets points for using Latin.

Kenny loses points for being so cranky about everyone stealing his idea--just kidding!

Katie Beth gets points for being so cool, and knowing so many people that think she rocks!  

Risa gets MAJOR points for being the first person to actually put Katie Beth into one word!  Woohoo!

Soooo...the grand prize winner is *quickly scribbles names onto pieces of paper and desposits them in hat.  Shakes hat.  Holds hat high above head and reaches inside* KATIE BETH!  Huh?  Wait a second...how did her name get in the hat?  Something's fishy...

Oh well...Katie Beth will receive by mail (expect to wait four to six weeks for delivery) a KB Flip Book and an Almost-Life-Size Katie Beth Doll!

All of the first prize winners (Kenny, Noble, Risa, Michael, and "Cytryn"--if her real name in modern English isn't written on her blog, I won't use her real name in modern English) will receive a Katie Beth bumper sticker (expect to wait four to six weeks for delivery)

Thanks for playing!
The Katie Beth Fan Club President